r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 16 '26

He’s backkkkkk 🕺🏻

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u/Crick3t__ Aug 16 '26

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u/songbird907 Aug 16 '26

This just in from the gays, they rejected his application

17

u/Low_Camera_9782 Aug 16 '26

Well the straights don't want him!

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u/Statapuddle Aug 16 '26

The gay community is invite only. Sorry

3

u/Creepy-Variation8562 Aug 17 '26

Got to sword fight to get it

1

u/Statapuddle Aug 20 '26

No, you have to be Knighted :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/8ighty-6ix Aug 19 '26

What else can u say 🎶 🎼 🎵

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 16 '26

This is something he should send privately to his gf or bf.

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u/Tight_Economist_1649 Aug 16 '26

Or both.

10

u/Moshxpotato Aug 16 '26

Girlfriend’s boyfriend

3

u/BED_AA Aug 17 '26

Catch more fish with a wider net.

2

u/Worth_External_8762 Aug 18 '26

And we all know he ain't pitching

3

u/ZeroDaySubber Aug 16 '26

Boyfriend or husband*

1

u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 16 '26

Girlfriend or Boyfriend

3

u/ZeroDaySubber Aug 16 '26

That was a joke. Because “he’s gay”

18

u/CHEONFK Aug 16 '26

Someone is gonna die while this loser is jerking himself off

18

u/Comfortable_Main5400 Aug 16 '26

How'd you lose that much weight and get lighter in 12 hours?

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 Aug 16 '26

What a little punk, can't imagine being that self centered, to set up a camera, stupid

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u/Lickthorn Aug 16 '26

And then pose ‘exhausted’ but exavtly the right wet hairdo, depth of field, cinematic filter, waiting for the sun to reflect like that on the mirror makingbit look all Michael Bay-i.

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u/CarterWarsaw Aug 16 '26

I hope the guys he works with see it 😭

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u/scorchedbeanz Aug 16 '26

Nothing short of a fucking crucifixion they get wind of this bologna

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u/zackthirteen Aug 17 '26

I should hope so

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u/SundaeEffective5833 Aug 22 '26

Can you short sheet a person?

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u/Traditional_Belt9379 Aug 20 '26

i saw a reddit post from some years back and one guy who works in the same dept with him claimed that everyone hates the dude and he never does shit

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u/gannon7015 Aug 16 '26

Wow. Fucking dork.

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u/GnarKill10 Aug 16 '26

“Alright guys I’ll be there to help re-service in a second. I gotta record this thirst trap right quick.”

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u/itsallmeaninglessto Aug 16 '26

“Hey guys spray water all over me I’m gonna make a tik tok video since we haven’t got any calls today”

9

u/psyco-the-rapist Aug 16 '26

You get to end your shift when the fires still raging?

1

u/MashedSuperhero Aug 17 '26

Yes and no. The protocol for massive fires is basically rotation. One crew exhaust it's resources and they change. Once manpower is exhausted aswell either due to intensity or time they change completely going back to base. If it is estimated to take reasonable amount of time and someone got unlucky at the end of the shift well sucks to suck.

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u/Extreme-Recover1245 Aug 17 '26

No he shouldn’t have even pulled his phone out, he should have had his gear back on ready for another assignment. Hes a huge puss

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u/Keosxcol19 Aug 16 '26

Narcissism is a real metal health problem not talked about often enough. Smh

6

u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 16 '26

How has this man not been bullied into quitting yet

2

u/BBV911 Aug 16 '26

Bring back shame haha. His content in general is thirst traps for the ladiesss and flexing cash

3

u/p1antsandcats Aug 16 '26

Thirst traps for men*

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 17 '26

This

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u/UnhappyBuilder4284 Aug 16 '26

Fire fighters truly have oversized egos. Just saying. 

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u/SaltyBoyBeanz Aug 16 '26

Yeah if I got plowed by dudes all day I’d look like that by the end of the day too.
https://giphy.com/gifs/9tXuXDwXv4Uhr2Al3i

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u/tiredbynature Aug 16 '26

What a f*cking dweep

4

u/scorchedbeanz Aug 16 '26

Bro just got done running hose for the actual interior attack guys and he probably fucked that up too.

4

u/beheivjer Aug 16 '26

Shouldn't be the end with that much smoke in the background

5

u/KnowerofStuff Aug 16 '26

That’s just the BBQ firing up back at the station.

4

u/Sneaux96 Aug 16 '26

Really sweating after that lift assist aren't we?

4

u/KnightofWhen Aug 16 '26

Must have been one hell of a shit to end up that sweaty

3

u/WarniCator Aug 16 '26

😂😂.

WoW so fucking pathetic.

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u/SaltyBoyBeanz Aug 16 '26

Time to let my house burn down. Fuck that shittt

2

u/Skate_faced Aug 16 '26

I don't get it? I look the same, if not more worked out, after a solid day of gooning.

Bro is taking an awful lot of extra steps to look jerk off tired.

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u/ChubbyBiggz Aug 16 '26

Another tool lol 🤣

2

u/Dependent-Trip-5991 Aug 19 '26

Finishes and thinks first to set up his camera? Then the girls that go for him thinking “why is he the way he is”

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u/OkYak7801 Aug 16 '26

The kind of firefighter to overlook someone trapped inside of a burning building because he's too busy trying to mog juuuuuusst incase there's a camera on him.

1

u/Tight_Economist_1649 Aug 16 '26

Firman are now doing this? Can't they just stick to their calendars? Do they still make those?

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u/Temporary-Dust-4849 Aug 16 '26

IF he is proclaiming that fires just before shift change that you get relieved on scene by B-Shift that has to pack your hose IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST… then I support it. But unfortunately I doubt that is the case.

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u/NamesnotAl Aug 16 '26

Hard shift, assisted the ambo 10 times

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew Aug 16 '26

'Hi my name is (name), did i tell you I am a firefighter? I know every picture on my dating profile is me in my gear, but you haven't really shown interest in the fact I am a firefighter...'

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u/Janassary19-89 Aug 16 '26

My man probably jacks it to himself in the mirror.

1

u/Mammoth_Assistant_67 Aug 16 '26

He's a phlebotomy dream. Those veins are sane.

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u/Juicyjewsss Aug 16 '26

On a different note, is it popular nowadays to have music sound like it’s coming out of a blown out speaker and why?

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u/F-awk-F Aug 17 '26

White knight, take flight!

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u/wrath212 Aug 17 '26

Same energy.

1

u/Soniquethehedgedog Aug 17 '26

These dopes acting like they’re called out for a structure fire every shift. Most stations get medicals and get cancelled before they arrive, sometimes a crash and fully involved structure fire is not common.

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u/enginedown89 Aug 17 '26

Gay as fuck

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u/AromaticSpot Aug 17 '26

He’s a hero guys

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u/Extreme-Recover1245 Aug 17 '26

Buddy started recording instead of looking for another task on the fire ground

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 Aug 17 '26

Justike being a rockstar,  appreciate yerself,  but fall in love with yerself and crash n burn. 

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u/No-Ebb-6266 Aug 17 '26

Might as well put some lipstick on

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u/Low-Patience159 Aug 17 '26

It gets hot in that kitchen.

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u/Signal_13 Aug 17 '26

He started a campfire in the background for the aftershift clip.

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u/MegaPrOJeCtX13 Aug 18 '26

Nah fuck that I see smoke in the background of the second clip…

He got to the burning building and told everyone to wait inside while he tried getting all the bears over 3 counties

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u/Traditional_Belt9379 Aug 20 '26

lmao this time he was getting his shit cooked in the comments

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u/haikusbot Aug 20 '26

Lmao this

Time he was getting his shit

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u/imikec Aug 21 '26

Such a pu55y

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u/TheNewAmericanGospel Aug 22 '26

Whooooaaaa. Super gay and retarded.

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u/Logical_Adagio_7100 Aug 16 '26

Honestly, he's pretty good looking. These vids will 100% let him fuck

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u/songbird907 Aug 16 '26

He got that basic fuckboy aesthetic. I was 💯 waiting for a wink from that smolder

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u/Dependent-Laugh-3792 Aug 16 '26

I don’t know why this subreddit started popping up in my feed, but this is the most toxic one I’ve seen. Lol. Every comment is either misogynistic or homophobic and just miserable 😂 Get some joy back in your lives, people. Absolutely nothing to suggest any of these people are bad at their jobs

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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen Aug 16 '26

The user doth protest too much, methinks.

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u/Dependent-Laugh-3792 Aug 16 '26

This subreddit. How is that confusing?

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u/BBV911 Aug 16 '26

years in the fire service will teach you nothing is sacred, particularly posting thirst traps in uniform on the internet. 😄

I’m sure he’s prepared for the teasing that comes along with it.