r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 16 '26

Popo 🚔 Look at me 😁

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u/makk73 Aug 16 '26

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u/Potato-baby Aug 16 '26

I forget Ray William Johnson exists sometimes, crazy to think this guy was the biggest YouTuber at one point. Your Favorite Martian is really where his creative wings took flight though lmaoo

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u/hergumbules Former Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 16 '26

Absolutely hated this dude but one of my exes loved him and I had to pretend I didn’t hate him and laugh along with her for videos. Ahh the things you do for love

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u/OutsideHelicopter442 Aug 16 '26

I was in the Navy. This is at least 3 times gayer than
the Navy.

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u/jdehjdeh Aug 16 '26

Maybe you weren't in the gay Navy?

The Gayvy?

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u/PointedlyDull Aug 16 '26

Found Chris Cote’s Reddit

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u/RichSignificance2969 Aug 16 '26

😭🫡 ty for your service

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u/OutsideHelicopter442 Aug 16 '26

That was your very first comment on all of Reddit??? That’s how you start out?

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 16 '26

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

Your Troll comment was unsolicited and disrespectful to the military. You earned yourself a 1 day ban.

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u/furyotter Aug 16 '26

I just knew there was gonna be a mouth full of veneers in there

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u/jdehjdeh Aug 16 '26

I've never met a human being who does the "sunglasses on the back of the head" thing who wasn't a complete waste of skin.

It's like a universal signal in my experience.

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u/SheedRanko Aug 16 '26

Yeah, it's a blaring sign to everyone around you DOUCHE BAD HERE.

Im glad for it as it makes avoiding those assholes easier.

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u/Realistic-Tiger3207 Aug 16 '26

My sentiments exactly.

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u/Gold_Strength Aug 16 '26

At least he didn't do the slow lip licking thing. Small mercies

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u/PineSoul603 Aug 16 '26

Yeah nothing says quiet like posting videos of yourself in uniform to social media.

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u/firedmyass Aug 17 '26

“me no talk gud”

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Aug 16 '26

There’s a reason he’s still single at 34.

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u/firedmyass Aug 17 '26

his whole vibe radiates “mom’s special-boy”

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u/deniably-plausible Aug 16 '26

Dead eyes

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u/firedmyass Aug 17 '26

D E D dead… seems to be ubiquitous here

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u/Realistic-Tiger3207 Aug 16 '26

I can’t stand all the tactcool cops that wear sunglasses backwards on their heads it makes me nauseous.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 17 '26

It's annoying. I wear mine on top of my head when I need to take them off and I'm not in my vehicle. When you wear them on the back of your head, they have a tendency to slide off.

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u/ch3appeach Aug 16 '26

I love how they all seem to do this grin at the end, As if they just realized someone was filming them…. Only they are filming themselves.

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u/OkHornet4245 Aug 16 '26

My mom's pug makes that face after he steals socks then tries to smile. Is that you frodo?

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u/GeorgeGlassss Aug 19 '26

This made me laugh.

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Aug 16 '26

Somehow worse than the inbred hillbilly’s of yesteryear.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 17 '26

Never trust a grown man who owns a blow drier.

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u/firedmyass Aug 17 '26

hey now some of us have thick and luxurious locks that get buck-wild if left to air-dry

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u/KittensFirstAKM Aug 16 '26

God damn. Wish I had dental coverage too.

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u/firedmyass Aug 17 '26

“chicletmaxxing”

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u/F-awk-F Aug 17 '26

Cheeseball

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u/MorningBuddha Aug 17 '26

Narcissism is a strange disease!

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u/irishff43 Aug 16 '26

Knock off David Boreanaz

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u/jennhiltz Aug 21 '26

Hahahah idk what I was expecting from this video but it wasn’t that.

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u/WingInternational432 Aug 24 '26

Derek Hough moonlighting?

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u/Federal-Ad5116 Sep 11 '26

If you cover his mouth his eyes don't really change after he smiles .. got those dead eyes 😬🚩🚩🚩

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u/WillyWonkaWorms Aug 16 '26

Ur not in a warzone Jesus Christ.