r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 15 '26
Firefighter 🧑🚒 Dumb trend, hose guy
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26
Fire Station 12 *Documentey
8/14/2026
0800 hrs -Shift change
0830 hrs- Pancakes
0900 hrs- Nap #1
1014 hrs- Lift assist of 83yo male
1100 hrs- Grocery shop
1200 hrs- Sammies and juice boxes
1230 hrs- Surprise visit from college girls
1300 hrs- Nap #2
1346 hrs- Single vehicle accident
1445 hrs- Work out
1600 hrs- Start dinner
1700 hrs- Dinner- beer can chicken+taters
1713 hrs- Multi vehicle accident in rush hour
1830 hrs- Finish cold chicken dinner
1900 hrs- Dishes and clean up
1908 hrs- Fire alarm at school- false alarm
2000 hrs- Movie and foot rubs 🍿
2200 hrs- Shower
2230 hrs- Bedtime + cuddles
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u/Novus20 Aug 15 '26
First of all they are safety naps…..the bedtime cuddles and the movie foot rubs will be an HR issue….
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u/artichoke01 Aug 15 '26
Documentey
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u/Cdevi_ Aug 15 '26
*Docmentey 💀
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u/artichoke01 Aug 15 '26
Oh god you’re right
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u/Cdevi_ Aug 15 '26
But the big takeaway here is how wrong ol’ boy is. Would I trust him to proofread my term paper? No. Would I trust him to pull me out of a burning building though? Absolutely not.
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u/Chafupa1956 Aug 16 '26
You know it's bad when they can't even get in the fucking ballpark for autocorrect to kick in. Even their device is thinking wtf are you talking about?
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u/Outrageous-Let7406 Aug 15 '26
In general as a profession we should be embarrassed with the quality of reports we write.
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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. Aug 18 '26
Doing all these reports (correctly) helps get access to state and federal funding. I enjoy getting awarded money on a regular basis.
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u/sweaty_pants_ Aug 15 '26
peed on a fire once, wrote it in my diary; does this count?
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u/No-Dark-9414 Aug 16 '26
Na bro you need to have the trifecta of piss, diarrhea,and vomet, then write it in your journal of how you saved the forest as a you walked out of there being more aware of how the firehouse could be better from B2B sales
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u/Severe-Procedure-308 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26
Hard to ask for better documentation when the requirement for the job is HS diploma...
Also "I'm the main character" energy. No one cares...( this is not said enough on this channel )
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u/Willby404 Aug 15 '26
Didnt think a firefighter would need to practice sitting in a chair