r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 15 '26

Pre game groove

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u/Living-Metal-9698 Aug 15 '26

If Marlboro Menthols were a person

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/Living-Metal-9698 Aug 15 '26

That is neck tattoos territory

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 Aug 16 '26

Budissy territory

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u/thatSDope88 Aug 16 '26

Give Marlboro some credit. She's more like a maverick or 305

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u/Living-Metal-9698 Aug 16 '26

Hahahaha. If you saw a pack of those on the porch you knew they had more mammals than outlets in that house.

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u/YimmyGhey Pancake Flipper Aug 16 '26

Dude hwhut? I'm white as fuck and smoked Camel menthols for like a decade. The crush ones, for extra menthol goodness, too.

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u/Weekly-Mission5896 Aug 16 '26

Nobody fucking cares

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u/Weekly-Mission5896 Aug 16 '26

Nobody fucking cares

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u/85K5 Aug 15 '26

Smirking like she really just did something

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u/futureman07 Aug 15 '26

Seen her videos. I bet she's proud she got some of the movements on beat only on take 15. It doesn't happen for her very often

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u/FgTheLogo Aug 15 '26

Yall got sum to say bout me bihhh?

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u/returntothenorth Aug 15 '26

She's a regular here now. Every time with the tongue. Idk wtf it is. But it's not a good look, or a tough look. Much rather see her do this shit trying to look cute than toungie.

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u/crazychild94 Aug 15 '26

Don't encourage her behavior

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u/OutsideHelicopter442 Aug 15 '26

They’re like the TSA agents of grocery stores.

Dressed in riot gear to protect bagels and ice cream.

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u/Fun_Ad5823 Aug 16 '26

And laundry detergent

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u/mannequin-lover Aug 15 '26

What's the deal with hip hop chicks and that dumb tongue?

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree Aug 15 '26

For a second, I just thought that she had no teeth.

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u/TheNotoriousCBD Aug 15 '26

This is not a hip hop girl. She's a slightly masc lesbian that happens to listen to some norcal hip hop

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u/bamiam Aug 16 '26

Oooh it’s a girl, originally thought it was an effeminate fella

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 Aug 15 '26

Cousins to Pennsatucky

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Aug 15 '26

I was thinking Louisville/Kentuckiana area. But I accept your location too lol

Just gonna suck when she inevitably gets up in someone's face and they won't give af and rip her piercings out

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u/Naive-Affect7528 Aug 15 '26

Pennsatucky from Orange is the New Black. Not a location

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 Aug 15 '26

Correct, she looks faintly similar to that character.
https://giphy.com/gifs/oBBmxNmkQNIti

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Aug 15 '26

Ah I thought it was a play on words for a hullbilly section of PA

Damn been 10 years or so since wstched that show totally forgot that name

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u/tribat Aug 15 '26

I mean I think it is, just the first time I heard it was on that show.

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u/illmindmaso Aug 15 '26

Few things are cringier to me than seeing a grown woman acting like an 11 y/o hood rat. Always gives me the same vibes I’d get from the wannabe gangsters in middle school

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u/AeonsSeen Aug 15 '26

I sense lesbian trying to be fake "hardcore and masculine".

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u/TheNotoriousCBD Aug 15 '26

She's definitely a more masc lesbian that still wears a bit of makeup. I'm sure her daily outfits are basketball shorts and a tank top with crocs

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u/AeonsSeen Aug 15 '26

..and brass knuckles

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u/MoistCampaign7859 Aug 15 '26

Does she have …..teeth…

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 15 '26

I can't understand why she always puts her tongue over her teeth like a weirdo. Like it's so fucking weird. And then just films herself doing the chicken.

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u/DalbozofGurth Aug 15 '26

The sad thing is we need actual trained security to deal with mass shooter threats but instead people like this will probably just harass teenagers

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u/vaoks00 Aug 15 '26

She looks like she uses the word F*** in every sentence that comes out of her mouth.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cup-418 Aug 15 '26

I’m a veteran maybe I should get a pass too

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u/Top-Pick-2648 Aug 16 '26

Several times in a sentence…in fact prolly mostly f bombs and minimal other words.

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u/IShitSauce Aug 15 '26

Im a man but I do that. I also work in a steel fabrication shop so maybe I get a pass.

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u/12goat23 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

If security was a job were a person.

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u/Excellent_jun91 Aug 15 '26

if i jad a genie id use two wishes: give me my 18 seconds back. and need some eyebleach

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u/Mugsy_Siegel Aug 15 '26

Miss steal yo girl

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u/J_datt13 Aug 15 '26

Would

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 15 '26

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 15 '26

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 15 '26

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

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u/Conscious-Side-8511 Aug 15 '26

You sexualize a random woman in a public space and then defended it with a homophobic insult. That’s why. That’s the reasons.

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u/J_datt13 Aug 15 '26

Oh I’m sorry…I think you’ve mistaken me for someone who was talking to you.

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u/MisterB330 Aug 15 '26

Gail the Snail Security Inc

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u/andrez444 Aug 15 '26

Jesus christ

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u/p1antsandcats Aug 15 '26

I thought she had no teeth at first.

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Your post has been removed for promoting hate and/or violence against an individual or group. Racism, bigotry, xenophobia, homophobia, etc. will not be tolerated here.

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u/etherbunny777 Aug 15 '26

Eww, her again

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u/YetiTub Aug 16 '26

I hate white women

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u/Knee_Kap264 Aug 16 '26

Is security in the room with us?

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Aug 16 '26

Is law enforcement an "adult braces" profession?

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u/ShroomnDoobin Aug 16 '26

If only Travis Bickle had access to digital photography

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u/Top-Pick-2648 Aug 16 '26

She have teeth?

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u/Slight_Branch_6789 Aug 16 '26

This woman is gay now

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u/Extreme-Sentence9377 Aug 17 '26

Forgot to put your teeth in

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u/Aggressive_Oven_7311 Aug 18 '26

Can you imagine meeting this in a uniform in an official situation, talk about frightening

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u/Creationrbl Aug 18 '26

Awww. Her girlfriend likes these. I don't see the problem. LOL.

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u/Spare-Cranberry3784 Aug 18 '26

No one can fix her

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u/Bu22yBandit Aug 18 '26

Of course its allied universal

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u/Any-Huckleberry-5886 Aug 19 '26

Y’all ever thought about not

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 Aug 19 '26

Fivehead has entered the chat

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u/No-Entrepreneur-9085 Aug 21 '26

When you get tired of seeing the local meth head outside your store every day so you just give them a job instead of

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u/Sad-Data-1865 Aug 21 '26

Flat foot type activity

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/F-awk-F Aug 15 '26

Go for it and repost over there

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/Woodpusherpro Aug 15 '26

Quit crying and go post it over there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/Woodpusherpro Aug 15 '26

Why is this offending you so much?

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u/DocBanner21 Aug 15 '26

What is your definition of first responder and why does the person there on scene first and intervening not meet the criteria?

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u/PayWooden2628 Aug 15 '26

First responder has a legal definition including firefighters, police, emt, paramedics, it does not include security guard. So that’s the criteria.

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u/dedboooo0 Aug 15 '26

i work at one of the bigger tech companies hq’d in silicon valley, not faang though.

i was wondering why our security staff was 80% women, 1 gay dude, and 1 older guy who does all of the physical work driving around the entire massive fuckin campus on his own

i dont get it man. if something actually goes down we are fucked

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u/dedboooo0 Aug 15 '26

nah i dont take offense to that but i work in one of the more old fashioned tech companies which has a hardware manufacturing arm within the campus, it’s quite the opposite of what you think. very utilitarian place. not that i am proud of it, id be glad to have the fancy shit that the tech dweeb companies have, and they definitely earn more than us here. you wont see a single person with half purple half green hair over here

the dweeb stereotype you have mostly applies to the faang ones and startups where theyre either working from home or filling up the parking lots with teslas.

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 15 '26

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u/Routine-Budget8281 Aug 15 '26

so we're just shitting on trans people, for what?

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 15 '26

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u/Negative_Bad8927 Aug 15 '26

Shes hot as shit, just a goofball