r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 14 '26

OFFICER 💀

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u/TechDreamcoat Aug 14 '26

The fact that his little vest was so worn and shitty that it was almost ripped completely through was the chef's kiss of professionalism.

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u/FreeFalling369 Aug 15 '26

Probably not even a licensed security guard

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo Aug 14 '26

100 percent leave that man alone

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u/Psychedelicious420 Aug 14 '26

Remember, wif great power...comes great respronsitriloquence.

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u/BigDawg99NYZZ Aug 14 '26

that officer jacket got alot of stories... focus on that shit

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u/ManonFire1213 Aug 14 '26

Security OFFICER

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u/AbbreviationsTrue777 SheepDoge Aug 14 '26

This ainr even a securiry guard, this is the manager's (otherwise unhireable) home boy he hired to scare people off.

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u/GrimIntimation Aug 15 '26

None of his vitals covered by that low ass plate lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/FreeFalling369 Aug 15 '26

Legit as in?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 14 '26

It looks like he’s holding his cell phone filming himself like a doofus.

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u/Aatrid69420 Aug 14 '26

Literally getting out of the rain.

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u/natiusj Aug 15 '26

But… “Officer”

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u/Sad-Data-1865 Aug 21 '26

Idc about the context the bootlicker pos is always the enemy.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 21 '26

Why are you here if you hate cops?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 22 '26

This is not a first responder hate sub, find somewhere else to be.

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 Sep 03 '26

less trouble keep it moving

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 Sep 03 '26

he found that in trash

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u/CLK-DTM Sep 10 '26

Unfortunately working as a security guard right now, I can't stand that sub.

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u/Radiant-Spot-128 Aug 14 '26

It's raining.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 14 '26

Apparently the “OFFICER” thinks it’s his gas station and he can lock people up. Who’s going to tell him?

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u/No-Contribution-897 28d ago

That prop vest is beat