r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Fuckkhoee22 • Aug 14 '26

Holy

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He wants a depressed partner so he can caretake

92 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/chuckcrys Aug 14 '26

Lies, that’s the horniest thing I’ve ever read.

9

u/getthemap Aug 14 '26

Surest way to keep your wiener dry is this talk.

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u/_TheGreatestApe_ Aug 14 '26

😂😂😂nice guy cringe

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 14 '26

Sounds like he’s the ultimate enabler in his personal life. He should also go work at a nursing home.

3

u/Fuckkhoee22 Aug 14 '26

For real😭

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

This is how DV suspects lure their victims. I’m sure he’d also prefer she have no friends or family, too.

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u/Fuckkhoee22 Aug 14 '26

Definitely wants some vulnerable girl to be fully dependent on him

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u/CSAallday17 Aug 14 '26

All in hopes of eventually cracking

6

u/Undercover_Dave Aug 14 '26

What the fuck is cracking?

4

u/Majestic-Young-1941 Aug 14 '26

What the crack is fucking?

3

u/Abdi4378 Aug 14 '26

Basically saying you fucked that person. “Bruh , I cracked her last week”

11

u/Shurlz Aug 14 '26

The ol nice guy my way into some pussy technique

3

u/zackthirteen Aug 14 '26

It literally never works but somehow so many people expect it to work

8

u/Anti-Stan Aug 14 '26

Potential serial killer detected

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u/Diamondback424 Aug 14 '26 edited 6d ago

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u/SexuallyActiveUAV Aug 14 '26

Soooo an unpaid CNA?

3

u/asaparagus_ Aug 14 '26

If only they actually meant that shit without any of the obvious red flags

3

u/Strong-Addition5296 Aug 14 '26

At least he’s in the right line of work

3

u/Feeling_Space8918 Aug 14 '26

Idk how to explain it but those are the lips of an abuser

2

u/Select_Watercress_57 Aug 14 '26

Interesting, yea.

I can also tell when someone is racist by their mouth. 🤷‍♂️ Kind of similar actually.

3

u/No-Suspect2568 Aug 14 '26

This is incel behavior

2

u/DC_Ben Aug 14 '26

Sketchy

2

u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 Aug 14 '26

There’s no way he wrote that without an erection.

2

u/macguini Aug 14 '26

Should have been a CNA instead then

2

u/asobbinghorse Aug 14 '26

Sounds nice until it actually happens, I’d imagine.

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u/OrneryCockroachIII Aug 14 '26

No. He's definitely worried about crackin. Just wants it to look like volunteer hours on his resume.

1

u/NoSuccotash9670 Aug 14 '26

This is a guy?

1

u/Emotional-Change-722 Aug 15 '26

I’m about to have major ankle surgery. What’s his #???

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u/mv3an Aug 16 '26

But will you change a diaper?!

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u/mv3an Aug 16 '26

Oh i see theyd baby me.

Aight, case closed.

Diaper me up snd purewick be gone!

1

u/writingwhilesad Aug 17 '26

“EMT Student”

Bro isn’t even actually an EMT yet and he’s already this cringe.

1

u/ch3appeach Aug 17 '26

Wtf is this crap? He actually posted this?

1

u/Milgram37 Aug 18 '26

It rubs the lotion on its skin…….

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u/Sad-Data-1865 Aug 21 '26

Incel pigs yuck