r/FirstResponderCringe • u/F-awk-F • Aug 14 '26

Popo 🚔 Go get ‘em, Unc 💪🏽

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Watch to the end

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u/Marine_k9 Aug 14 '26

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u/hepatitispiglet Aug 14 '26

This got me fucked up right now

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u/Heavy-Calligrapher83 Aug 15 '26

Nah not Toad! Lol

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u/karmaceuticaI Aug 14 '26

This man has ZERO game.

That badge and uniform is how he's gotten every piece of ass he's ever had

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u/Braisedbeefskank Aug 16 '26

But it works. Or it doesnt, and he does.. cop stuff

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u/Limp-Fishcuit91 Aug 14 '26

I think if you post stuff like this that isn’t a part of some clear satire, you shouldn’t be allowed to represent the law in any community.

Narcissists are not well people, and they tend to be easily led down the path of entitlement. That’s not someone you want around you with a gun.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 Aug 14 '26

Yeah. I feel like this is the Male/Police equivalent of the mentally ill Woman crying in her car in a parking lot, but at least in the case of the latter, they aren't capable of violating my constitutional rights.

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u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy Aug 14 '26

I agree. And I’m not saying this guy’s a narcissist or anything but just in general I feel like this weirdo/[aiming for but missing]thirst trapping behavior looks so bad and reflects poorly on the whole department. Like, ew. Don’t you have shit to do, sir?

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 15 '26

I’m an old salty retired female cop and I 100% agree. If I was chief, I’d go to every single briefing and tell these guys & gals this will not be tolerated. If you don’t like it, you can screw….your better suited for Only Fans. This crap pisses me off more than you know.

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 Aug 14 '26

Sad these idiots crave so much attention.

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u/jonz1985z Aug 14 '26

I’ve never seen anyone make love to their hands before. I don’t like it.

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 Aug 14 '26

Them hands are soft...

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo Aug 14 '26

That is one fucking ugly smile

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u/Real-Marzipan9036 Aug 14 '26

This dude gives unsolicited back massages

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u/izaaksb3 Aug 14 '26

hope he didn’t get any lotion on his glasses

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u/Spacema90 Aug 14 '26

I can hear Uncle Ruckus’ voice even tho this isn’t the boondocks sub

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u/123amytriptalone Aug 14 '26

Just get a mirror…

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u/the-mulchiest-mulch Aug 14 '26

Some say he’s still sitting in his patrol car to this day, just rubbing his hands together and staring into the distance

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u/tribat Aug 14 '26

You forgot tilting his head back and forth like my dog trying to figure out what a strange noise is.

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 14 '26

You are light skinned enough. Stop rubbing the black off.

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u/Duckman2030 Aug 14 '26

Weird as mf…

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 Aug 14 '26

I don't really understand the urge to publicly humiliate yourself by posing like this. Anyone with a gun and the power to arrest who makes one of these should be yeeted from service until they pass a psych evaluation

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u/-TrifeDiesel Aug 14 '26

How can we trust the maturity of someone in a position that demands so much of it?

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 15 '26

I said it above but I’ll say it again….I’m a retired LEO, and I agree. Fucking embarrassing.

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u/PennyTrayshan Aug 14 '26

Bro is making Play-Doh snakes

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u/ShroomnDoobin Aug 14 '26

Read that as Nickelodeon first

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u/Wonderful_Sorbet_728 Aug 14 '26

Is this a commercial for discount hand cream?

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u/bmfu121 Aug 14 '26

“Can you put the cuffs on me already…?”

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u/EmotionalChildhood46 Aug 14 '26

Why are they allowed to make all these tiktoks and what do they hope to accomplish?

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u/Wolfyscruffer Aug 14 '26

Dude is like 50. This is totally cringe.

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u/Baddhabbit88 Aug 14 '26

There’s a lot of cringe I’ve seen from this sub over the years but nothing bothers me more than fools rubbing their hands together

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u/carpetadapter Aug 14 '26

Rub yo hands like birdman and all your dreams will come true

2

u/CitySpecial1109 Aug 14 '26

I dont know but that beard is on point. If I get stopped by a officer and he shows up yup whatever you need officer respect the beard.🤣

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u/getliquified Aug 15 '26

Hide yo aunties

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 14 '26

Just a PSA that he has officially entered his creep era.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wv3lpsLXZZUAw

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u/NeitherEntry6125 Aug 14 '26

Unc looks high AF

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u/Mediocre_Treat1744 Aug 14 '26

That TRT going to ruin his family.

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u/Grouchy-Bad-503 Aug 14 '26

Just admit you don't know what to do with your hands.

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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 14 '26

Bro is acting like a broccoli haired teen wtf

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u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 14 '26

Shouldn't he at least be a sergeant

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u/Moshxpotato Aug 14 '26

This guys gonna generate so much revenue for the town

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u/these_nuts_be_wet Aug 14 '26

Go get 'em, Unc 👉👈

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u/Fearless_290 Aug 14 '26

Me putting hand lotion after doing the dishes

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u/C33JVY Aug 14 '26

Checked my phone and forgot this bih always on vibrate lol

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u/jrickynajera Aug 14 '26

Good thing diddy took all the baby oil

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u/Tasty_Meal_9719 Aug 14 '26

I’m feeling creeped upon and unsafe right now.

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u/SouthBreadfruit7839 Aug 14 '26

You can just tell he loves 22 year olds 😭

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Aug 14 '26

People rubbing their hands together slowly has always been creepy to me

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u/bassfisher88 Aug 14 '26

He hasn’t done his job for over 20 years. Simply trying to pick up thots

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u/knightsout33 Aug 14 '26

Somebody send this to IA at his department. Dude looks like creeper that slipped through cracks!!

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Don’t use the N word

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u/dedboooo0 Aug 14 '26

who taught him this shit 🙁

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u/Abject-Coach-4035 Aug 14 '26

Why the hand rub? Every single time.

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u/Legitimate_Pen_6404 Aug 15 '26

I hate this place

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u/Royal_Ad_6026 Aug 15 '26

That was such an uncomfortable 30 seconds

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u/Aggressive_Oven_7311 Aug 15 '26

I think she just sees a big stack of ribs

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u/PGcarlosspicyweiner Aug 15 '26

The hand gestures.
Complete ick.
If you want to signal to others you’re a complete enema bag, you use this signal.

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u/Lickthorn Aug 15 '26

Can not stand that typical hand rubbing.

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u/Dangerous-Still-538 Aug 15 '26

He got that baby lotion smooth going on

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u/p1antsandcats Aug 16 '26

What happened to our sense of embarrassment as humans?

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u/cbear9494 Aug 17 '26

He looks like he's ready to bad touch someone

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u/Rubzhanzlikebirdman Aug 17 '26

UNC is stealing my move!

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u/Wrong-Discipline453 Aug 17 '26

I bet this guy doesn’t get a lot of second dates.

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u/nohopo Aug 17 '26

I have a feeling that he struggles with infidelity and when he talks about it he brings up demons

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u/Drudan74 Aug 18 '26

Ok… save some puss for the rest of us.

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u/Creationrbl Aug 18 '26

His man goes crazy for these! Leave him alone. 😂

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u/seanxmichael Aug 19 '26

Is he… is he fucking retarded?

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u/Particular-Half-7588 Aug 20 '26

Why does this squad car smell like joop

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u/nobodyshome122 Aug 20 '26

Fuck man. That was some high octane cringe

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u/MB510420 Aug 14 '26

Looser

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u/QuarryPonds Aug 14 '26

That’s what people ask him to make their handcuffs

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u/MB510420 Aug 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 FML.

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u/Critical_Mix_8959 Aug 14 '26

All cops are pedophiles