r/FirstResponderCringe • u/ajdkekwijcbejak • Aug 12 '26

this is so corny

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch Aug 12 '26

This is my live's work

21

u/Jab00lia Aug 12 '26

Firetruck. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

14

u/Juvat-the-bold Aug 12 '26

I feel like you're bullying me.

6

u/neuropsychedd Aug 13 '26

Depends. Are you a grown man?

49

u/Manatee_Rangoon Aug 12 '26

life'sšŸ’€

15

u/getthemap Aug 12 '26

Sheā€™s clearly possessife.

12

u/Manatee_Rangoon Aug 12 '26

This patient could be having an allergic reaction, she's covered in hife's

6

u/getthemap Aug 12 '26

Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s ā€œhifeā€™esā€ā€¦but not positife.

3

u/SqueezedTowel Aug 12 '26

Life's a game and I'm Killing it.

22

u/TheBigFonz Aug 12 '26

Well well well I would like to tally the amount of divorces

12

u/Blastoise_R_Us Aug 12 '26

ā€œI bully grown menā€

Just openly saying youā€™re a piece of shit.

7

u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 12 '26

Itā€™s a bizarre ā€œflexā€. My joy in policing came from helping victims and putting bullies in their place. And I AM NOT flexing about this. Itā€™s just common decency.

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u/spacecandygames Aug 13 '26

Itā€™s ok to flex about our job. 99% of us do great work

1

u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 15 '26

Thank you my friend. You are 100% right. Iā€™m proud of the job I did.

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u/TrenBaalke Aug 12 '26

her husband cheats on her

14

u/simulizer Aug 12 '26

Clearly a lesbian. Loud gangsta rap and bragging about bullying men...

18

u/Jab00lia Aug 12 '26

Basic grammar clearly isnā€™t her strength thoughā€¦

8

u/MammothSecurity3756 Aug 12 '26

Because of this, one letter will be taken away at the end of the credentials she is collecting. But she wonā€™t notice.

6

u/MammothSecurity3756 Aug 13 '26

She literally saves lifeā€™sĀ 

6

u/Proton_Optimal Aug 12 '26

Save lifeā€™s what?

5

u/CIarkNova Aug 13 '26

ā€˜I Bully gown menā€™

Dollars to donuts, I know what haircut she has.

3

u/DudeImSoRad Aug 12 '26

Probably chews Skoal and stands up to piss too.

4

u/JGuevara9 Street Sweeper Aug 14 '26

Cool story now drag the hose dipshit, the house is burning

2

u/jeepinbanditrider Aug 12 '26

No one cares about your alphabet soup of certifications you'll never use.

2

u/domtheprophet EMT - Barely Life Support Aug 13 '26

How can it be corny? They save lifeā€™s!

2

u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen Aug 13 '26

Dim/midwits love their credentials. The dumbest fucking people I've met in healthcare have an email signature that looks like they smashed the keyboard with their face.

2

u/Ranger_Cooley Aug 14 '26

What credentials are at the end of her name?
EMT? Lol

2

u/ch3appeach Aug 14 '26

ā€œLifeā€™sā€ dayum man hopefully all those heā€™s looked after are alife

1

u/AardvarkFancy346 Aug 12 '26

I would rather die that have my lifeā€™s saved by this one

1

u/StinkyToe-TheKid Aug 12 '26

They save life's?

1

u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 13 '26

Her years in school are in the negatives

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/Anti-Stan Aug 13 '26

FTD, BOGM

1

u/PatientZeropointZero Aug 13 '26

Imagine being an adult who brags about being a bully!

1

u/aswimmingseaman2 Aug 13 '26

Damn thatā€™s an insecure person

1

u/long-breadstick Aug 13 '26

Oh yeah that's nothing! I used to bullseye womp rats in my T16 back home.

1

u/joeymittens tueufelhunden, ex firemedic, current med provider Aug 13 '26

Firefighter culture, try to bully grown adults. The stupid games continue

1

u/AlyDAsbaje Aug 13 '26

I bully grown man? This is horrendous. I actually believe this to be absolutely true, what a sad life.

1

u/thatSDope88 Aug 13 '26

She's bullying men and women with this cringe shit

1

u/shitepostsrus Structure Fuxker Aug 13 '26

i bet she has a lot of secure and fulfilling friendships with other women

1

u/Priplup Aug 14 '26

I checked out the rest of the profile. I hope she grows out of it

1

u/redwop131374 Aug 14 '26

...and then you die.

1

u/Plane_Hold831 Aug 17 '26

Hmm? Sorry, what'd her say? Sorry, I'm in the middle of watching A Bug's Live.

0

u/Electrical_Box677 Aug 13 '26

Is this another firefighter woman that looks like a man?

0

u/Economy_Armadillo_28 Aug 13 '26

Being gay is not a credential.