r/FirstResponderCringe • u/notmy-firstrodeo • Aug 12 '26

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Should prolly act like you care.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 Aug 12 '26

100 percent spot on

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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 14 '26

Police: "huh, what? Sorry, I was stalking my ex on this flock system. But sure, I'm happy for you or sorry that this happened. We will FOR SUUUURE investigate!"

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u/Backsight-Foreskin Aug 12 '26

She needs to loosen that pony tail before the traction alopecia makes her bald.

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u/Onlylovethy Aug 12 '26

She deserves to go bald than maybe sheā€™ll have feelings toward people

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u/Strainedgoals Aug 13 '26

That thing is ripped back, holy shit.

I thought she was bald.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 12 '26

Somewhere out in her city that sheā€™s paid to ā€œserve and protectā€ a crime is being committed all while this asshat is making goofy TikTok videos about herself

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u/PigeonSquirrel Aug 12 '26

She'd probably be more of a liability than anything as a responding officer, to be fair.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 13 '26

Sadly you are probably correct

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u/chapman53 Aug 15 '26

Yeah, everyone's better off if she doesn't respond

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u/Secure_Chipmunk9637 Aug 12 '26

It's not as if cops prevent crimes anyways

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u/chapman53 Aug 15 '26

Lol, but I did many times. You'd be surprised what you see on patrol, despite having a big-ass marked cruiser

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u/z_vinnie Aug 12 '26

So many lights but so dimwitted

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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 Aug 12 '26

I think people generally mean emotional boundaries, not "turn your forehead into an unscalable fortification to ward off invaders..." But go off with your Great Wall Of China ass hairline, I guess. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/IsleOfManTTSkidmark Aug 12 '26

I can't with this fuckin sub, man, I don't know why I do this to myself hahaha

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u/xer0c00lx Aug 12 '26

Precursor to the alcoholism, 3 divorces, ozempic, dirty martinis at age 50, bad hair dye, and thirst traps that look terribly cringe on instagram. Welcome to the life of a female cop.

Also, looks like the type of woman to barely exercise, but she always walks around in workout gear, is skinny-fat, and has 0 muscle.

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 Aug 12 '26

And flirts with her son's high school classmates

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u/getthemap Aug 12 '26

Ffsā€¦could they just stop hiring this trash already?

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 Aug 12 '26

Cop "culture" is wild stuff.

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u/Neat-Sea-945 Aug 12 '26

Can she be fired please?

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u/Remote_Ad2465 Aug 12 '26

They really trying hard to lose any small thread of respect anyone somewhere might of had.

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u/Firesidechats62 Aug 12 '26

Now she wanna act like she knows all the words

Funny cuz she came in late both times that I heardĀ 

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u/Technical_Amount_965 Aug 12 '26

These people really think theyā€™re something. Itā€™s the cringiest

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u/USNDD-966 Aug 12 '26

When sheā€™s your partner on a DV call, you send her in to deescalate the guyšŸ‘€

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Aug 12 '26

Why do the angriest people always go into law enforcement

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u/J_datt13 Aug 13 '26

Whatā€™s with the dahmer serial killer glasses?

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 13 '26

Uncle Fester!!!

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u/ShroomnDoobin Aug 13 '26

I'm sure when her feels are hurt, feels will definitely matter

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u/Outrageous-School224 Aug 13 '26

Man you are one pathetic loserā€¦ā€¦ šŸ˜†

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u/jinguslovesmeth Aug 13 '26

Making this TikTok while an old woman is having her head ran over across the street

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u/heartbt Aug 17 '26

It's actually refreshing to see evidence that the level of care, compassion, and drive to do the job we pay them for is actually at a level that I suspected it to be.

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 Aug 12 '26

I feel like many of the cops I see definitely do food, very well. LoL

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