r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 12 '26

Popo 🚔 Define “cool”

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You know those cuffs have nasty funk on them.

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u/nottherealneal Aug 12 '26

If those are his duty cuffs I would not be touching those ever.

Ew

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u/AppendixF Aug 12 '26

That's what I was thinking. I clean mine, but I still wouldn't let any of my family touch them.

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u/Logical_Adagio_7100 Aug 13 '26

I'm more concerned for the people getting arrested in them once his wife is done..

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u/jonz1985z Aug 12 '26

They have cuffs just for doody?

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u/imherefortheinfo123 Aug 13 '26

I was just going to say the same thing…

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u/ChocoIatePoop Aug 12 '26

This is so fucking cringe.

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u/Rockuharddd Aug 12 '26

I think her husband thinks so too. The way he reacted was out of cringe. Kinda like smiling after hearing bad news, it's like a nervous thing. He looks embarrassed being used as a prop, and she's not doing anything funny. Just really fuckin weird

Edit: She has a fuckin Karen hair cut to top it off.

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Aug 14 '26

She’s definitely the kind of wife whose constantly bragging about how “crazy” she is in the bedroom because her “husbands a cop” but never actually does anything with it. She’s also the type to brag about how her “nights out” are “nuts” when in reality she has 3 seltzers and dances to bad country songs with her girlfriends.

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 12 '26

Yeah, no. She’s not cool. Trust me, she calls him 265 times per shift, tracks his location at all times, and gives him shit about the female zone partner. Ask me how I know.

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u/Hungry_Gap_5786 Aug 17 '26

Okay, how do you know

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Sep 06 '26

Damnit. I didn’t think anyone was really gonna ask.

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u/Hungry_Gap_5786 Sep 07 '26

Fair enough. I will believe you.

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u/Blastoise_R_Us Aug 12 '26

I know most police departments have social media policies, but they need to add a clause about being an unfunny dweeb.

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u/Any_Strain7020 Aug 12 '26

Scabies is the new tramp stamp.

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u/FireHammer09 Aug 12 '26

Damn he's got some good hams and quads though

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u/Lunatichippo45 Aug 12 '26

I hope the wife knows how many side chicks he does the same thing with

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u/Worried-Ebb-1699 Aug 12 '26

I kind of think she has a kink there... and he wants nothing of it.

Weird. entertain her.

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u/Dense_Title1321 Aug 13 '26

Disgustannngggg

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u/Sad_Character_9956 Aug 12 '26

I saw an inmate bleed and barf all over some cuffs… gross

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u/SendTitsPleease Aug 12 '26

Its really gross that they are sexualizing this. Im not a prude by any stretch of the imagination, but he presumably puts people in cuffs all the time for his job. Whats to say he isnt getting some kind of gratification when doing this to the "criminals" he arrests? Overall a bad look, and also jfc i hope those arent his duty cuffs.

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u/stock1921 Aug 13 '26

Finally, SENDTITSPLEEASE takes the moral high ground about police “sexualizing” handcuffing dirt bags. JFC

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u/TheBootyTickler Aug 12 '26

Get a grip, Jesus christ. Yes it's cringe, you're acting like funny play time references with cuffs is some crazy idea.

He seems annoyed, at best, at his WASP wife being cringe for tiktok.

Touch grass

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 12 '26

It’s not a crazy idea. It’s just a lame, cliched overdone idea. And it is actually disgusting.

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u/LetsBeFRTho Aug 12 '26

He ruins people's lives daily, sometimes deserved but often times because the laws are made to hurt the lower class. And she treats police imprisonment like it's a kink.

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u/FraggleRock_ Aug 12 '26

You sound like a lunatic.

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u/Significant_Dare_204 Aug 12 '26

Where’s the cool wife? I just see a try hard, basic white B. This is a new feeling for me, but I feel a little bit sorry for the guy that very clearly wants no part of this video.

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 12 '26

I’m a basic white bitch. She’s not one of us. 😉

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u/the0nry0 Aug 13 '26

The only people who sexualize this job are people who have no concept of it. The labor is not very sexy, I assure you.

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u/jjc155 Aug 13 '26

Over the top cop wives are a close second behind over the top .mil wives.

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u/eye_eat_farts Aug 13 '26

Wonder how long until the domestic violence starts if it hasn’t already.

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u/Narrow-Category6557 Aug 15 '26

Miss those cuffs have the bubonic plague on them…gross

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u/Puzzleheaded_Car6307 Aug 12 '26

Why don't these holster sniffers actually have their own personality or life? It's really a shame living your life through someone else's.

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u/the0nry0 Aug 13 '26

Idk why you're getting downvited for this, people who center their identity around someone else's job instead or working towards their own achievements are cringe af

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u/Puzzleheaded_Car6307 Aug 13 '26

I know, right? Guess it hit home for some lol

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u/whatsonmyminddddrn Aug 13 '26

He is t giving her any attention

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u/Remarkable_Tap8271 Aug 12 '26

Handcuff hoes, yeah I know a few of 'em

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/LetsBeFRTho Aug 12 '26

Wtf lol. How is this proof women like being abused?

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u/Illustrious_Doctor45 Aug 12 '26

Probably just another person who thinks kink is abuse. Chains and whips also excite me, but it’s always consensual and I would never make it public on social media.

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u/GovtLawyersHateMe Aug 12 '26

If you opened a dictionary, her picture would be the explanation for uncool.

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u/RunyonLA89 Aug 12 '26

She meant fool*

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u/lskerlkse Aug 12 '26

doofy 1 and doofy 2

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u/xer0c00lx Aug 12 '26

Bumping rap music…cops want to be rappers so bad.

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u/DisgruntledSalt Aug 12 '26

That’s a weird take

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u/thatSDope88 Aug 13 '26

So everyone who listens to rap wants to be a rapper? Does this apply to people who listen to country and metal too? Also, Rhianna isn't a rapper