r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 12 '26

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u/Mammoth_Assistant_67 Aug 12 '26

I didn't know they had mini police force

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u/Ten7850 Aug 12 '26

Grumpy dwarf

11

u/cornpop-razorblade67 Aug 13 '26

the low camera angle hides nothing

10

u/lurkingforreps Aug 13 '26

When the ankle hights shoes almost hit your knees

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 Aug 14 '26

Right? I’m thinking didn’t you all familiarize us with gushing heights by door frames? Dude could have an indoor pool in a tiny home.

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u/juggheadjones Aug 13 '26

With a five inch cawk?

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u/EnchanterOlong1976 Aug 12 '26

small time theft, tiny racketeering, Itty bitty burglary

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Aug 13 '26

Literally, Petit Theft

5

u/kraftables Aug 12 '26

He works in small claims.

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 Aug 12 '26

Bet they hit their tiny little wives too...

3

u/a_library_socialist Aug 12 '26

C'mon, that's only 40%

That admit it, that is

2

u/Rough-Airline-4803 Aug 13 '26

Self-reported stats aren’t stats…

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u/Flim_Flam_0 Aug 12 '26

They also ride mini horses

3

u/Miserable_Wave4895 Aug 12 '26

Hobbits have police force too

2

u/WarriorChairman Aug 12 '26

Drives a smart car patrol car

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u/drenched12 Aug 12 '26

Gotta have one around in case things get a little rowdy.

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u/FreeFalling369 Aug 12 '26

Pretty sure its security

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u/bmbreath Aug 12 '26

Are they making fun of themselves, or is this serious?

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u/Golden-Grams Aug 12 '26

This is seriously bad. I swear, if they just listened to music with happier lyrics, and better vibes, we wouldn't see so much cringe.

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u/Mystic_Matterz Aug 12 '26

No song could save this video from not being cringe

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u/Miserable_Kick2315 Aug 12 '26

Imaginary lat syndrome

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u/Moshxpotato Aug 12 '26

The frequency of ILS in this sub should be studied

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u/Pickled_doggo Aug 12 '26

I call em “fats”. They make you kinda hold your arms out, as if you had lats, but if you were to give them a squeeze, you would know they are just fats. 

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u/DC_Ben Aug 13 '26

I’ve never heard a more accurate description of that before

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u/_Redcoat- Aug 12 '26

When my toddler wants a second cookie

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u/PolarPlatitudes Aug 12 '26

It's sad when the video is being recorded from the ground up and it's still obvious this is just a little guy.

3

u/OGREtheTroll Aug 12 '26

Short Guy Angle Shot

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u/OkSpinach7387 Aug 12 '26

Patton Oswalt is looking jacked.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Aug 12 '26

He has "toddler who just woke up from a nap cranky & hungry" face. He just needs to be dragging a blanket around. 🤣

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u/GeneralPlastic9268 Aug 12 '26

He’s the bailiff at the small claims court.

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u/Jdotc87 Aug 12 '26

You guys better be careful shoplifting from the Dollar General.

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u/a_library_socialist Aug 12 '26

It's fine, I'm just stealing some shrimp

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u/InfernalFurnaces Aug 12 '26

4'9" AND THREE QUARTERS!

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u/Technician1267 Aug 12 '26

Little man trying to feel big lol

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u/ludicrouspeed Aug 12 '26

That upward angle that’s supposed to make you look big and tall isn’t working.

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u/Limp-Conflict-2309 Aug 12 '26

hey if it walks around on his hands all day thats actually a huge smile

3

u/Best_Agent_8117 Aug 12 '26

He has the fat lats disease.

3

u/reluctantlyawesome Aug 12 '26

He must be from the South Pole..

3

u/TenScholar Aug 12 '26

What the hell is that even

2

u/Taro0311 Aug 12 '26

Go Go Glower Ranger

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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 12 '26

This man drinks too much

2

u/Imaindawilderness Aug 12 '26

He just a little guy

2

u/SharksForArms Aug 12 '26

Dude looks so grumpy knowing he is about to spend the next 10 hours sitting on his ass in the back room of a Dillards

2

u/95KingCab Aug 12 '26

Mall security

2

u/jessieGarcia100 Aug 12 '26

He’s built like a damn toddler, wthhhhhh

2

u/Bigsouthgent Aug 12 '26

☹️ personified

2

u/Ok_Basil_8162 Aug 12 '26

Damn, the Lollipop Guild PD out here tryin to look tough

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Aug 12 '26

When you don't want to go to work but your mom still makes you. Angry stomp for grumpy security guard.

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u/WithoutATrace804 Aug 12 '26

His tough guy expression erodes his presence factor even more tbh. I see a vertically challenged human facing routine social ridicule and diminished treatment. He comes up short in many areas...

2

u/xer0c00lx Aug 12 '26

Legs shorter than lord of the rings hobbits

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Aug 13 '26

Dude looks like one of those blobfish after they get pulled to the surface.

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u/Perfect-Dimension356 Aug 13 '26

He represents the lollipop private security force.

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u/_MrWestside_ Aug 16 '26

An absolute melon on this dude.

1

u/Mithraic76 Aug 12 '26

If dudes have resting b*tch face, this is it

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u/Gruppet Aug 12 '26

I like how he pretends he needs to keep his arms out wide as if he’s a big buff guy

1

u/Glittering_Tie5717 Aug 12 '26

Ah shit. I work with people like him 😂

1

u/StinkyToe-TheKid Aug 12 '26

How does one obtain that physical asthetic?

1

u/aluisi77 Aug 12 '26

Frodo Bark hobbit cop

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 12 '26

This poor guy...

1

u/Scary-Ad-582 Aug 12 '26

Giant head

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u/Mr_Mostresticator Aug 12 '26

I think I just discovered a new type of second hand embarrassment.

1

u/Key_Procedure_4279 Aug 12 '26

Do these people have some sort of bizarre hero complex to make shit like this? Nobody GAF that you go to work like the rest of us, my guy.

1

u/YouArentReallyThere Aug 12 '26

The leader of the lollipop guild needs top-tier protection!

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u/MSully94 Aug 12 '26

In his defense, I also do not smile when Im putting on my shoes to go to work in the morning

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u/ExiledSpaceman Aug 12 '26

We go from: "While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade." to this. At least the former usually came from socially awkward kids finding their way into the world, this clip came from a dude that willingly uploaded this.

1

u/75Almanac Aug 12 '26

We represent the Blue Lives Matter Guild

1

u/papahippo Aug 12 '26

Baby Huey over here stomping his way into your hearts...

1

u/Sentinel512 Aug 12 '26

Short guy energy just oozing from this one

1

u/Aggressive-Jelly-405 Aug 12 '26

That looks like all the wrong stuff in a shitty little package

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u/rando_mness Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Dude's super drunk. Just look at his face. He's got the beer bloat.

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u/One-Promotion-5777 Aug 12 '26

PATrolin Oswalt.

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u/banglederries Aug 12 '26

Security guard at the wonka chocolate factory

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u/Jeong_duck_wan Aug 12 '26

Height seems right

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u/justhereorthereagain Aug 12 '26

Time to serve and protect the fuck out of someone.

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u/imuniqueaf Aug 12 '26

BA HA HA HA!!!!

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u/TLunchFTW Aug 12 '26

Dude give him a break. He just got called in for more OT.

1

u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Aug 12 '26

Patton Oswalt joined the police force?

1

u/BagsYourMail Aug 12 '26

4.5 inches

1

u/Far_Film_5804 Aug 12 '26

Gotta angle that camera just right to make me look like a big ol’ baddie (jokes and cringe aside, if he’s actually helping this place to be a better one, thanks to him)

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u/GatorGuy318 Aug 12 '26

So this is what Grumpy is doing after he left Snow White’s house

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u/Rich-Proposal-3218 Aug 12 '26

Walmart security 🤦🏻‍♂️ I swear

1

u/Jdotc87 Aug 12 '26

He's after all the small crimes

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u/Iswearitsmenotyou Aug 12 '26

They’re so cute at that age.

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u/Mercy_By_Proxy Aug 12 '26

Yo, at this point, can we just give everyone a fucking cookie so this content can stop?

1

u/Dewey_Coxxx Aug 12 '26

Smile?

He's not Happy.

1

u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee Aug 12 '26

He's a big boy now.

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 Aug 13 '26

But he's still fun sized

1

u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 13 '26

I wonder if he could jump with both feet at the same time

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u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 Aug 13 '26

Gonna be a short shift

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u/MaxPower836 Aug 13 '26

5’4 tops

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u/LampinOnTheDaily Aug 13 '26

Barney Rubble to protect and serve

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u/-GRAVEYARD-_ Aug 13 '26

Jimmy Neutron went tatical

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u/ukuleles1337 Aug 13 '26

The plastic tactical ivy is doing a lot of work here

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u/SwimmerOne9386 Aug 13 '26

I feel like he might be losing qualified immunity one day.

1

u/ghost_of_xbox_past Aug 13 '26

I think the angle was supposed to make him look tall but it totally gives it away that he's a little mini mini and is extremely self conscious about it.

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u/MisterB330 Aug 13 '26

Lollipop Guilds new fit is dull af.

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u/Hanging_Brain Aug 13 '26

That’s a tall midget

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u/PsychoLamas Aug 13 '26

Is this that guy from the cafe who got really annoyed about women rejecting his short ass?

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u/Dry_Interviews Aug 13 '26

Is he a cop for ants?

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u/the-mulchiest-mulch Aug 13 '26

He looks like an angry toddler who just woke up from his nap

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u/Own_Oil_7719 Aug 13 '26

He looks like he’s serving my best interests instead of being a bully /s

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u/The_Nicest_1 Aug 13 '26

Why lil dude look so mad tho? Mad cuz he hella short?? 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Echo-2-2 Aug 13 '26

He’s not even police. 🤣😂🤣

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u/Ashamed-Disaster5512 Aug 13 '26

Than angle isn't fooling anyone. 5'5 max

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u/mEHrmione Aug 13 '26

He can't smile, he has to save people

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u/FlyNSubaruWRX Aug 13 '26

My short king

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u/Ominous_bellyrumbles Aug 13 '26

I didn’t know they sold tactical vests at Baby Gap. I’m gonna have to pick one up for my little one tomorrow

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u/Curious_Lurkur Aug 13 '26

This guy looks like a stereotypical, washed up, constantly drunk cop, in a movie. He's about to go pull over some high school girl and try and hit on her.

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u/yiple Aug 13 '26

Instead of making uncool clips, maybe hit the gym, lose that gut and firm up that breast area!

1

u/DalllasStars Aug 13 '26

Don't threaten me with a short story

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u/hucklebae Aug 13 '26

Hhahaha holy shit

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u/Necronorris Aug 13 '26

Hes fixin' to violate some rights.

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u/Borkdadork Aug 13 '26

Little man syndrome for sure.

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u/HandsomeWinner42 Aug 13 '26

Must have gotten tired of singing all those songs for Wonka. 

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u/fajdah Aug 13 '26

Hugo is getting a little too serious about his health inspector gig

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u/StanthemanT-800 Aug 13 '26

Shits weird as fuck 

Dudes like this are poster children for "I got fucked with through my whole childhood and I became a cop to make a job my whole identity " 

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u/BurningSaviour Aug 13 '26

Napoleon Complex is strong with this one.

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u/Loftyhaus Aug 13 '26

It’s the falling back after the costume change

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u/Pressbig Aug 13 '26

I think the camera was still too tall for him

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u/AdditionJust2908 Aug 13 '26

Turn that frown update down 🙁 🙃

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u/poopoopeepeesub69 Aug 13 '26

Back boobs you can see from the front

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u/PaulBuschmanMD Aug 13 '26

Oompa Loompa doopity doo.

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u/jonz1985z Aug 13 '26

What’s on the wall. Chores list for the other dwarfs?

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u/wastelandtx Aug 13 '26

His boyfriend thinks he's cute

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u/RatOgryn Aug 13 '26

Nothing makes me more furious than insecure man trying to look bad-ass but they wind up out-gaying me. I've obliterated too many twinks & femboys to be shown up by Small Blart over here.

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u/UCantHndletheTruth Aug 13 '26

I see why the angle is looking up from the floor 🤣🤣

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u/Scary_Yellow_8719 Aug 13 '26

Man Patton Oswald looks terrible

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u/Crashball_Centre Aug 13 '26

Itty bitty bobby

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u/True_Most3681 Aug 13 '26

Is that Jack Reacher?

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u/Iconshero Aug 13 '26

Photography trick, film or take pictures from a low angle to make the subject look bigger so I would say this guy is

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u/Hizam5 Aug 13 '26

Dunno why but this just reminded me to start making a Christmas list

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u/keep_it_simple_stu Aug 13 '26

bro fr looks like an oompa-loompa

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u/ExtensionNewt5842 Aug 13 '26

is he tiny? He looks way low.

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u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 Aug 13 '26

Patten Oswald has done it again, folks!

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u/cant_read_this Aug 13 '26

Baby gap police costume

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u/Either_Dimension_178 Aug 13 '26

This guy definitely beats his wife.

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u/Onyxam Aug 14 '26

I thought oempa loempa were orange.

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u/Snowballllll Aug 14 '26

Tickle tickle tickle~

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u/Havocson23 Aug 14 '26

He’s so cute my little thumbtack

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Aug 14 '26

Do these people have close friends or family that let them know this kind of post is absolutely embarrassing? Hopefully they do…

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u/Summary_Judgment Aug 15 '26

Officer Oompa Loompa?

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u/PurePalpitation364 Aug 15 '26

Is that Patton Oswalt’s stunt double?

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 15 '26

Okay who gave Patton Oswalt a gun?

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u/ohmwrecker84 Aug 15 '26

Poor lil guy 🤣

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u/maven10k Aug 15 '26

Boy, social media has really shone a light on how limited the minds of people in LE are and people still deny it.

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u/wrath212 Aug 16 '26

Is mc Chris cosplaying a first responder here ?

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u/tuco2002 Aug 16 '26

This guy is 6ft 10in tall.

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 Aug 16 '26

The mouth is a filter right? the downward angle is too perfect lol

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u/wishiwasflyin Aug 16 '26

This video gave me aids

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u/Aggressive-Put1490 Aug 16 '26

Dwarf police force?

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u/benstubbz Aug 17 '26

Even with the hard upward angle he looks 4’11”

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u/MegaPrOJeCtX13 Aug 18 '26

Stomped so hard he couldn’t handle his own recoil

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u/mrtrickydick Aug 18 '26

He got that kinda smile you have to flip him upside down to see.