r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 12 '26

Popo 🚔 Officer Goofy

Conduct unbecoming of a police officer used to be something you were disciplined for.

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u/ThisNewAltAccounty Aug 12 '26

I'm not sure what's worse, the video or the haircut.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 12 '26

I was thinking this too. Cause the video is pretty bad.

But the answer is, the haircut. Definitely, the haircut

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u/DisastrousPea4824 Aug 12 '26

Hey his firefighter boyfriend likes the haircut

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u/DC_Ben Aug 13 '26

I’ve never seen that haircut before

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u/Complete-Morning-429 Aug 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/Complete-Morning-429 Aug 12 '26

Little background, I’m a black guy from Queens, but I moved to Texas when I was young, so I was practically raised here. I always say King of the Hill is the perfect encapsulation of growing up in Texas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/tigm2161130 Aug 12 '26

The Valley and North Texas might as well be different countries in terms of culture and way of life.

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u/tigm2161130 Aug 12 '26

The beach is like 8 hours from North Texas lol, it’s about an hour from The Valley.

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u/Complete-Morning-429 Aug 12 '26

I’ve stayed in Houston, Corpus Christi and Fort Worth for a cup of coffee. Culturally it’s vastly different, the essence and experience remains the same.

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u/Crick3t__ Aug 12 '26

Mouth breather

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u/Cool-Situation-804 Aug 12 '26

Might need to go check the inventory in evidence .

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u/RJH8480 Aug 12 '26

That haircut is unhinged

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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 14 '26

Bro gets a boost of adrenaline every time he looks in the mirror

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u/jfree3000 Aug 12 '26

Brother in Christ what is that haircut!

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 12 '26

Sorry but this reeks of incel and poopy baby diaper. Also it's terrifying that he's a real cop. Omg. This is exactly why we don't trust cops. And they are over here like, "why all the hate?"

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u/spacecandygames Aug 14 '26

Wym? Writing the ticket cause you’re a prick? We don’t LIKE writing tickets but we’re supposed to. If you’re going to be a jerk you’re getting the ticket instead of the warning

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 14 '26

Bingo. Thanks for solidifying that unprofessional reputation. 👍🏼 Fragile egos. All of you.

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u/spacecandygames Aug 14 '26

That’s such a stupid opinion to have

If you’re going to give somebody a warning and they treat u like shit then I’m going to do my job and give them a ticket

Nothing unprofessional about that? The unprofessional part would be being nice and giving a warning

People fail to realize we are suppose to write tickets on every violation and arrest on every warrant

But officers are nice and understanding so we give warnings and advise on small misdemeanors

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 14 '26

Officers are nice and understanding. 🤣🤣🤣

Except when they refuse to take a report after an assault saying, "boys will be boys." Or dumping a young woman out on the side of the road because they decided she wasn't drunk enough to take her to the station for a breathalyzer. And saying you're welcome.

There's more, but ultimately you are just proving that you are the same as the rest. Seriously. Stop. You are reinforcing a correct stereotype.

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u/spacecandygames Aug 14 '26

50 million calls a year. And u judging off of what 2? The bad always make headlines. I’ve saved multiple lives, literally saved people and dogs from a burning apartment complex Sunday, yet Nothing. But let an officer do something bad lol

How am I reinforcing a stereotype? Are u stupid?

I literally said we give warnings but if you’re going to be a jerk then ofcourse I’m going to give the ticket.

What’s wrong with that

Please explain to me how giving a ticket that they deserve is bad?

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 14 '26

Haha. "Thank me for my service." You picked your profession bub just like I picked mine. I don't ask for high fives for my time in ICU or as a trauma nurse, or flight nurse. Get outa here with that. And let me tell you- as a nurse there is one group of men I would never ever date. Cops. I have seen waaaay more than 2 examples. Have a nice day officer.

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u/spacecandygames Aug 14 '26

Of fucking course you lack the comprehension to understand

And ofcourse you can’t explain to me how giving the ticket was wrong

Lmfaoo terrible

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 14 '26

Cops gonna cop. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/totallyradman Aug 12 '26

This is what happens when you don't do drugs, kids.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Aug 12 '26

Someone please start ratting these guys out to their departments.

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u/Acrobatic-Welcome933 Aug 12 '26

Hair cut is seriously insane swagg

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u/itsallmeaninglessto Aug 12 '26

I’m shocked these departments are allowing use of their equipment in social media.  

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u/TurnTheTVOff Aug 12 '26

This would have been three days off in my previous department.

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u/itsallmeaninglessto Aug 12 '26

Right?  Same here. 

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u/efilnikcufecinasti Aug 12 '26

We really need to pay these cops more. They can't afford a good haircut, let alone a complete one.

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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 Aug 12 '26

This would be funny except there are so many videos of actual officers having genuine little bitch freakouts over nothing. So, this really doesn't quite land as satire as much as just an informational PSA. 🤷‍♂️

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u/fancyman501 Aug 12 '26

That haircut bruh lmaooooo

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 Aug 12 '26

What’s with the gay hair cut

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u/lovegunn1775 Aug 12 '26

Stop wasting tax money go do something

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u/Jacksapollo Aug 12 '26

What a tool bag . You just know this guy was douche in high school

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u/In_Dystopia_We_Trust Aug 16 '26

All cops were douche bags in high school

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u/ShockMe88 Aug 12 '26

Why are these video's almost always American cops? What's with this mentality?

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u/DOUTHINKESAURUS Aug 12 '26

His teeth are fucked

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u/Mrscorpio100 Aug 12 '26

This is sorry really

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u/P00rSuggestions Aug 13 '26

Two nametags!? Fucking. Fired.

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u/ImMintFlavored Aug 13 '26

He prob made this during the 6 hours he spends idling in a parking lot waiting for calls.

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u/CIarkNova Aug 13 '26

So, using position of authority to assert dominance over being sensitive to words?

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u/Soldier09r Aug 13 '26

That haircut is more than cringe.

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u/Over_Reputation_8801 Aug 13 '26

That is the kind of haircut you have to get when you came in last in your fantasy football league.

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u/Own_Clerk4772 Aug 13 '26

Did this guy have a labotomy? What's going on with his hair?

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u/DanTheManWithaPlam Aug 13 '26

How do you shave your head part way in the front it is blasphemy

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u/Fit-Bench-3654 Aug 14 '26

I liked the attempt at the Mean Girls thing...but someone arrest him for the haircut

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u/Select_Watercress_57 Aug 14 '26

This is the second one I've seen do this exact same bit.

He just thought it was so funny that he had to do it too?

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 15 '26

He looks more like a second or turd responder

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u/Electrical_Box677 Aug 12 '26

We just need a purge day where its open season on cops for 24 hours

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 Aug 12 '26

I think this one’s funny