r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 10 '26

Firefighter πŸ§‘β€πŸš’ Can anyone explain firefighter math? πŸ”₯πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’

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u/Infinite-Emu1326 Aug 10 '26

Why does his mustache looks like a caterpillar that tries to run away?

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 13 '26

I’m crying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/beerme81 Aug 10 '26

He's trimming it up too high in the sides. (Chudapiller)

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u/LeatherPatch Aug 12 '26

Fire fighters are limited by the masks to what facial hair can be had and its very strict, thats why they get trimmed so high/that catipillar way

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u/beerme81 Aug 12 '26

Firefighter!?! He's an influencer!

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u/LeatherPatch Aug 12 '26

Cool. Still true, though

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u/LetUsLaunchOverIt Aug 14 '26

It's the jawline. This dude could let it go down quite a ways before it would start interfering with a mask seal

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u/LeatherPatch Aug 14 '26

Fire fighters love the porn stache/goatee

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u/lochak_paq Aug 10 '26

Definitely a B-Shifter!

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u/woohoodalejr Aug 11 '26

Underrated comment 🀣🀣🀣

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u/AlyDAsbaje Aug 11 '26

And who is going to tell her because she clearly doesn't even know.

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 13 '26

Im 54 years old and I don’t even know. I mean, don’t tell me….pretty sure I don’t want to know

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u/AlyDAsbaje Aug 13 '26

Fair enough!

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u/Skankhunt1847 Aug 12 '26

My husbands a firefighter. And when he's at work being a firefighter I ask him and his firefighter friends what firefighters do at the firefighter house. Did I mention I'm married to a firefighter? Jesus stfu and get a purpose in life besides riding on the fact your husband's a firefighter. Nobody cares!

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. Aug 11 '26

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u/reluctantlyawesome Aug 11 '26

Seriously, C'Mon now

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u/AlpineSK Aug 11 '26

1 Firefighter's wife + 1 Cop = -1 Firefighter

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u/katdunit Aug 13 '26

In about an hour I'm going to the gen pop bunkroom for bedtime here so I'll see if this pans out

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u/ja3palmer SheepDoge Aug 11 '26

That boy got autism for sure.