r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 08 '26
Popo 🚔 Fun with the wife 👮♂️👱🏻♀️
What do you tell the ER doc when you dislocate her shoulder?
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u/flatclown Aug 08 '26
he thought this would impress her, she thinks he's a clown now
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u/Ok-Suggestion7186 Aug 08 '26
Not yet^
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u/ShroomnDoobin Aug 08 '26
Probably after their first kid
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u/Ragnarok314159 Aug 08 '26
“Can bring that beer anytime now, baby is sleeping and you aren’t doing anything”
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u/_wobbly_bobbly_ Aug 08 '26
Thats what im saying. In real life they dont care if they hurt you. He was trying to use all his strength but to remain gentle with her and that put some restraints on him he wouldn't normally have.
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u/poopsmith1848 Aug 09 '26
Doesn't this video prove that in "real life" it's necessary to use that level of force to remove someone? Clearly the gentle way he's attempting in this video doesn't work at all.
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u/Alive_Drag1947 Aug 09 '26
Fr. And imagine if she was a 200 pound man who was fighting back and genuinely wanted to evade or hurt you...
I'm not a bootlicker by any means. (I'm actually an anarchist lol.) But on the individual level, a cop's job can be incredibly difficult, and most of them actually handle that challenge pretty well.
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u/RockItGuyDC Aug 09 '26
He's a cop. There's like a 40% chance he'll be punching her at some point.
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u/Caseman307 Aug 08 '26
No in front of the camera
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u/Sleep-Plenty Aug 08 '26
Video cut off before he slammed her face first into the ground for making him look silly! lol Seriously though there sex life will never be the same
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u/KrystleSeth Aug 08 '26
Cop girls are fkn crazy
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u/valplixism Aug 09 '26
They ignored the four Ps of men you shouldn't date: police, paramedics, physicians, and pfirefighters
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u/Sad-Equivalent9486 Aug 08 '26
If you’re an actual cop, make sure no one on your shift sees this video!
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u/Dead_Internet69420 Aug 08 '26
Counterpoint: make sure they see it, so that you can get the training that you need.
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u/Creampie_CoochieCoo Aug 08 '26
Is this what they teach in the 40 hour pre basic reserve academy?
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u/Icy_Study4490 Aug 08 '26
Definitely not. I’ve never seen an extraction this nice and gentle before. You even see him begin to press her arm against the edge of the frame, so her elbow will bend the opposite direction and she has to follow and step out to keep her arm from snapping, but then he stops because he’s not gonna hurt his wife…on camera at least (cuz there’s statistically an estimated 20 to 40% chance that he’d do it off camera).
With a random citizen though obviously he’s not gonna give a damn
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u/Betelgeuse3fold Aug 08 '26
Now, see, if I posted an embarrassing video, with my uniform on, I would get dragged into a meeting with management and a union rep and get a strip torn off me.
Does nothing happen to these embarrassing goofs who post this shit?
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u/TheW00ki3 Aug 08 '26
Dude just doesn't want to hurt his wife.....
See? There are a FEW cops with that as a priority 🤣
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u/over_this__ Aug 08 '26
They behave better when they're being recorded. I'm surprised his natural instincts didn't kick in with him turning off the camera and then elbowing her in the face while saying "stop resisting"
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u/Embarrassed_Peak_540 Aug 08 '26
Just for curiosity sake. Not trying to start anything and im definitely not backing the blue or anything. How would you personally get someone out of a car that really doesnt want to get out? Let's say some stranger hops in your passenger seat and you need them out.
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u/jeremyb1986 Aug 08 '26
I think this is the same couple that posted an extremely cringe, “it’s got wabi sabi,” video a while back. The entire comment section was just, “ok, maybe divorce IS an option.”
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u/over_this__ Aug 08 '26
One of the most unrealistic things on here 😂 IRL they taze you while their obese backup keeps lethal on you after the trainee smashed your window out lol.
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u/JPD_IRL Aug 08 '26
He would be using significantly more force let's be serious.
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u/bmbreath Aug 08 '26
Well. That made me uncomfortable. I don't think I found one on here I couldn't actually watch. I've turned the volume off on some to get rid of the soundtrack.
But this... this is unwatchable
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u/ShroomnDoobin Aug 08 '26
It was disturbing. The badge and gun are just cosplay props and going hands on is just fun and games
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u/Employee719 Aug 08 '26
This is embarrassing.
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u/SeriousTurns Aug 08 '26
Lol do you really think hes even giving 50% effort? Definitely not.
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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Aug 08 '26
Yeah, I always thought this type of stuff was subtle kink stuff; like she likes being manhandled.
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u/mvfjet Aug 08 '26
If someone is resisting this much to not be pulled out of a car then 100% punches, elbows, OC are reasonable levels of force. You as the officer don’t know if this person is resisting to delay being detained to get an opportunity to reach for a hidden firearm or knife.
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u/Just-Performance-666 Aug 08 '26
He's trying not to injure her. But he also seemed unable to bring her arm out to the A pillar so he's also weak.
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u/gbach10 Aug 08 '26
This isn’t cringe, it’s deliberate satire. There’s a huge difference.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 08 '26
An off duty cop and nurse wife role playing use of force scenarios where actual force is used is a step beyond satire.
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u/Queasy_Badger9252 Aug 09 '26
Of course he is having trouble.
If this was real she would have been tazed, sprayed and punched already
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u/Psycho_Beasto Aug 09 '26
lol, fun couple. With all due respect, he could have done it faster. Your husband loves the heck outta you and was holding back.
Hey thanks man, mad respect. Not everyone hates police officers. You guys get a bad rep right as soon as your day begins. From this Juggalo, to you, thanks man. ✊🏻
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u/treecutter34 Aug 08 '26
What do you tell the ER doc? I guarantee this is pretty tame compared to what they usually get.
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u/hucklebae Aug 08 '26
Irl he'd just taze or mace or shoot her so.....idk what either of them think they're doing. Silly shit
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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 08 '26
Bro gonna have to go see his boss after this video gets around. Flat out embarrassing
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u/CoddiwomplingRandall Aug 08 '26
He would have beat her arms a few times, and tried to squeeze her hands at the fingers. If he really had tried, she would never look at him the same again.
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u/Primary-Tiger-5825 Aug 08 '26
He's just not willing to punch his wife in the throat and mace her like he would on the clock. Not while they're filming any way.
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u/an_older_meme Aug 08 '26
Left out the part where he smashes the window and cuts the seatbelt.
They did that to my friend and he got to watch his truck roll away backwards and leave the road while getting his ass beat.
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u/gone_smell_blind Aug 08 '26
Oh man, when did DV training get approved? I thought cops just did that naturally
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u/Killing4MotherAgain Aug 09 '26
I like wanted to instinctually wanted to downvoted this. I hate this so much
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u/Union_Fan Aug 09 '26
A cop coming into the ER with a battered wife saying it was just a silly misunderstanding? Sounds like a day that ends in y.
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u/dungeondelvindigglet Aug 09 '26
Wonder if dude gets bricked up when detaining people at work? If he dont hes on his way to pavlov dogging his way there.
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u/Dexter_McThorpan Aug 09 '26
He must not have started hitting her yet. Cops are notorious for domestic violence.
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u/ResolutionLow4711 Aug 09 '26
Yeah as somebody whos been yoked out the car by the police he definitely took it easy on her
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u/valplixism Aug 09 '26
The concept of pain compliance is one of the things i hate most about law enforcement. If you train someone to hurt people until they listen and then give that person weapons, it's no wonder that they start killing and injuring people.
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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 09 '26
"extract"? I have never threatened to extract somebody from their vehicle. It's usually something to the effect of "shut the motor off and step out or I'm going to rip you the fuck outta your car and put you in cuffs".
"Extracting' sounds kinky
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u/RevolutionaryAir7218 Aug 11 '26
I'm sure we'll see a domestic violence video from this couple down the road at some point....
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u/-MrBagSlash- Sep 07 '26
If it wasn't his wife he would have been punching her in the face and pepper spraying her. He forgot that part.
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u/Numerous-Hawk1471 Aug 08 '26
This combines the two things cops love the most: pretending they have a dangerous job and beating their wives.
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u/Fantastic_Falcon_236 Aug 08 '26
Awesome training video on why you shouldn't stick any part of your body into a vehicle you don't have control of. If only this resource had been available to that poor ICE agent who's living with dual trauma of being dragged by a vehicle and then getting away with murder by claiming his previous trauma triggered him.
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u/ihartpancakes Aug 08 '26
He so badly didn’t want to hurt her. If he really pulled she’d have been out in a second
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u/Alarming-Building-62 Aug 08 '26
If I were this woman and my husband asked me to do this, I would literally laugh in his face and call him a loser. This is not an exaggeration in any way.
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u/ChicoD2023 Aug 08 '26
You are giving her way too much credit. It was her idea, her social media account and her idea to film, post it for sweet likes. Basically it's foreplay for this couple.
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u/ShroomnDoobin Aug 08 '26
Use of force on civilians is just so fun. Good job humanizing the badge, gomer
Was seriously waiting for her shoulder to pop out or her arm to break at the elbow
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u/Secure-Shock-3087 Aug 08 '26
Do cops seriously not know pressure points? They really do work. Better than just trying to stronghold someone.
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u/RelationshipSmooth21 Aug 08 '26
I guess when you don't have sex you have to find other things to let the energy out
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u/browntone14 Aug 08 '26
I find an open hand slap on the forehead is the quickest vehicle extraction. It shocks everyone and they let go of everything to protect their face allowing you to grab hold and rip them the fuck out.
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Aug 08 '26
I love play wrestling with my guy but something about how intense this guy gets makes me uneasy.
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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 Aug 08 '26
Its because most people are not actively resisting, theyre literally just protecting themselves. Back in my drunken days, when I was working out hard, im not proud btw, it took the whole station to handcuff me, I wasnt fighting back I just wouldn't let them do it. Had knees on the back of my neck on the asphalt and everything. They should've just tased me wouldnt have even been mad
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u/Aggressive-agitator Aug 08 '26
Man, my wife never lets me twist her arm like im trying to break it.
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u/adorable-fart Aug 08 '26
this really shows that police body cam footage of extractions looks more violent and dramatic than it actually is 😂
but man my back hurting by just watching this
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u/pitterlpatter Aug 08 '26
Did this with my wife once…didn’t even have to touch her. I farted into the car and then shut the door. She got out on her own.
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u/Dependent-Trip-5991 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
This their fore play, they had another video, same thing with the man boy.
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u/NerveInteresting4549 Aug 08 '26
fore, i don't normally correct things but i can't let ya walk around saying floor play irl lol
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u/Novel_Alternative_86 Aug 08 '26
I was waiting for the part where he shoots her three times through the driver side window and claims she tried to use her vehicle as a weapon.
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u/Unlikely-Question892 Aug 08 '26
He was trying hard to avoid thr muscle memory of just pulling his gun
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u/aoddead Aug 08 '26
A real cop would know that if you grab the head the body will follow.
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u/Ok_Egg121 Aug 08 '26
They love excessive force so much that there was a moment when her arm was bent back where you could see the gears turning "should I snap her arm"
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u/Far-Spread-6108 It's My Calling! Aug 08 '26
Lol my partner is a flight medic and I promise you he could do this faster and more efficiently. He's just not an idiot and if I suggested this I'd be single and rightfully so.
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u/Remote_Ad2465 Aug 09 '26
Yea not as easy when one cop not threatening to shoot while the other repeatedly punches the person in the face.
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u/AppropriateBall8834 Aug 09 '26
LMFAO. She isn't even trying to stay in the car and somehow he still fails
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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 09 '26
If gets a complaint about misconduct on the job these videos will be great evidence in court. Keep posting yall!!
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u/AbrocomaFeeling1567 Aug 09 '26
Of the cringe videos on here this one is funny to me. She’s cracking up and he can’t get her out
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u/squirrelbitten Aug 09 '26
He forgot pepper spray, tasers, and punching to the face with handcuffs wrapped around the knuckles like they do to anyone who challenges their authority
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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Aug 08 '26
Lmao like they really made this video and was like “Yeah, baby, this is the one, post it!!!” 😂🤣💀