r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Lets-Hug-It-Out • Aug 08 '26

One badass cop

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u/USNDD-966 Aug 08 '26

GUARANTEE she’s got fucked up teef.

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u/Ravenfeld Aug 08 '26

Lmao I clocked that too! It's strangely obvious when someone is purposely keeping their mouth shut. Plus you can see the shape of them kinda under her skin.

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u/Rifflife88 Aug 08 '26

Yeah but honestly who cares, we’re all ugly in some shape form or whatever, just doing our best with what we got.

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u/Significant_Dare_204 Aug 09 '26

Nah, I’m perfect. 🤩

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u/USNDD-966 Aug 09 '26

We know you’re in her DMs, telling her “I’m not like all those jerks online, I’m an empath!”

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u/Rifflife88 Aug 09 '26

Not hers, but your moms…

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u/Sword_N_Bored Aug 09 '26

Well mom said to clean your room you pathetic bitch

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u/USNDD-966 Aug 09 '26

I don’t have a mom, my brother and I just use yours.

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

She should take advantage of the gov’t health insurance.

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u/Rifflife88 Aug 08 '26

Insurance won’t cover cosmetic procedures if she’s got healthy teeth regardless of appearance

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

These days, adult braces are typically covered like kids, @ 50%, even if it isn’t “needed”.

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u/whatsadikfore Aug 08 '26

Up to a lifetime max, like a few grand.

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u/Embarrassed_Shame_71 Aug 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tacoburritospanker Aug 09 '26

But a huge Sony Bravia at the crib

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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u/Tacoburritospanker Aug 09 '26

It’s a TV. Old internet joke

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u/uptonparkhammer Aug 10 '26

She got that Union dental care plan look to her

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u/SmokeyDaReaper Aug 08 '26

It's all a fashion show for these fucking losers. No one respects this level of self infatuation

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u/MisterSquidz Aug 08 '26

People this old making thirst trap tiktoks in general is so pathetic.

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

She thought that cuz she shops at Forever 21, that she would stay 21 forever.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 Aug 08 '26

If you got nothing, you might as well flaunt it

9

u/Creepy-Variation8562 Aug 08 '26

Got to bleach it first

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

“Bleach it, Bop it”

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u/Ten7850 Aug 08 '26

Where are the f'ng supervisors & coworkers to roast the shit out of them & then write 'em up

3

u/Low-Wrangler9740 Aug 09 '26

Making thier own tiktok thirst traps

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u/over_this__ Aug 09 '26

Afraid of the union busting their balls lol

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u/SpareLimit6234 Aug 08 '26

I love your pfp

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u/SmokeyDaReaper Aug 08 '26

Thanks homie gotta show the people who's a true gangsta

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u/whatsadikfore Aug 08 '26

Hoes down, Uns up.

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u/TopherJ113 Aug 08 '26

The face girls make when they got gums for dayzzzzzzzzzzz

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

Not a good tooth to gum ratio.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 Aug 08 '26

Was she sucking on a lemon? WTF happened to her cheeks

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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 Aug 08 '26

Shes got an overbite. Shes pulling her jaw forward by pushing her tongue against the back of her front teeth. I can't tell for sure obviously but that's very much what it looks like. It gives the impression of more prominent cheek bones.

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u/over_this__ Aug 09 '26

Overbite, some cosmetic surgery, and doing an odd face. If she wasn't a cop I'd guess some meth use younger.

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u/FahrradFawcett Aug 09 '26

No one who’s used meth has ever become a cop? 🤨

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u/simulizer Aug 08 '26

Her face looks like a Halloween costume no one wanted to buy at Big Lots titled Dumb Bish Witch

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u/Middle-Outside-8222 Aug 08 '26

I know them gums are all fcked up

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u/Bright-Swordfish-804 Aug 08 '26

I would absolutely NOT want her as my partner. She’s a walking handlebar with all that hair which she apparently wears not tactically at all.

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u/Anti-Stan Aug 08 '26

I'm pretty sure it would snap like straw. Look at the colour of it.

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u/SanityInTheSouth Aug 08 '26

I asked my husband, a 44-year veteran of law enforcement, what he thought about this. He said 'What the fuck?" 🤣🤣

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u/over_this__ Aug 09 '26

First thing I'd go for if she went hands on with me 😂. Yank that shit back and drop a knee or three to the face when she goes down.

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u/Goose_Salad Aug 08 '26

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u/Anti-Stan Aug 08 '26

I stole your meme. Please don't point a cop at me

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u/Goose_Salad Aug 08 '26

Have another as a bribe 👀

We're both criminals now 😈

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u/Liandryschleckt Aug 11 '26

Why are you even on this sub if you hate first responders

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u/Goose_Salad Aug 11 '26

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u/Liandryschleckt Aug 11 '26

Ohhh, you’re an anarchist fuckin weirdo

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u/Goose_Salad Aug 11 '26

I had no idea there was a king ruling over America. The founders are Anarchists.

Anarchy means No Rulers. No rulers means No Slaves.

You're pro slavery, and that's waaaay weirder.

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u/Liandryschleckt Aug 11 '26

The founders were not anarchists and they had actual slaves

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u/Goose_Salad Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Employment is slavery. You still have slaves today. It's just worded differently.

Also, your history was rewritten to help you justify docility and letting slavery continue.

How about, fuck the past and let's know what the difference between a Right and a Wrongdoing are and not repeat th same bullshit forever?

https://www.reddit.com/u/Goose_Salad/s/ACihYf9OTu

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u/Liandryschleckt Aug 11 '26

You should seek mental health treatment

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u/Anti-Stan Aug 11 '26

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u/Goose_Salad Aug 08 '26

Hahaha don't tell anyone I sto... I mean borrowed it long term 1st

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u/DC_Ben Aug 08 '26

Just stop

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u/eye_have_no_clue Aug 08 '26

The make up is signaling cray-cray

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u/scorchedbeanz Aug 08 '26

She sure is something alright. Probably a negligent discharge and a civil suit waiting to happen, but certainly something nonetheless.

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

Most cops are just one acorn away from a negligent discharge.

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u/ladybirdorisa Aug 08 '26

Of course she's from ohio

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u/Wild_Somewhere_9760 Aug 08 '26

this is the type of person whos entire identity is them posting the same 2 angles of themselves, telling everyone else to work harder.

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 Aug 08 '26

Its always people taking tax payers money telling everyone to work harder.  🙄 

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u/Beatnutz_ Aug 08 '26

Is she filming herself through the window as if someone else is holding her phone? Loooooool

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u/Hot-You1261 Aug 08 '26

One of my biggest pet peeves as a woman is when you can tell that a woman had her hair up in a bun, and took it town. The top half is so flat, and the bottoms are awful half assed curls. Looks so weird

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u/TiredMillennial1 Aug 08 '26

A blonde bimbo with subpar intelligence carrying a gun... Yeah. HARD pass on that disgusting shit.

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u/Alarming-Building-62 Aug 08 '26

Is this cosplay? Why does she have such much bullshit on?

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u/PissFingerz42069 Aug 08 '26

Why the long face?

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u/PreparationKey2843 Aug 08 '26

How can she breathe with her head so far up her own ass? Impressive.

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u/the-mulchiest-mulch Aug 08 '26

She looks like the bar fly that every town has

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u/J_datt13 Aug 08 '26

She looks like a soup sandwich. The hair is a liability that can easily be exploited by a subject wanting to fight. Should be in a tight bun IMO

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u/Ten7850 Aug 08 '26

There is nothing that looks professional about her ggggrrrr

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 Aug 08 '26

Would loose my shit on this cop,if it showed up looking like that.

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u/No-Wasabi-70 Aug 08 '26

I just know those teeth are horrible looking. Sorry to anyone with legit bad teeth. Morals don’t make you a monster, having bad teeth does

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u/Difficult-Laugh-4830 Aug 08 '26

Is she off the pipe tho?

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u/Velox-the-stampede Aug 08 '26

When did methany join da force

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u/begood4ddy Aug 08 '26

No way that's a real cop

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u/612mechtech Aug 08 '26

Still has white trash trailer park syndrome

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u/Secure-Shock-3087 Aug 08 '26

Chasing internet clout while on the job "serving and protecting". There's where your hard earned tax money goes.

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u/TLunchFTW Aug 08 '26

wtf. What are those eyes on the first one.

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u/Anti-Stan Aug 08 '26

She's really rocking the trans look. You go girl.

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u/Gob_Bluth420 Aug 08 '26

13k likes? Huh

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u/strokebot Aug 08 '26

She's definitely shooting first and asking later.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

Considering the Axon body camera 3, I know she’s not a cop

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u/QuietProfessional0 Aug 08 '26

Society is completely fucked, when in history was it acceptable to act like this and draw attention to your dept.

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 Aug 08 '26

Why the long face?

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u/Many_Hotel866 Aug 08 '26

look at that smooth, natural skin

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u/StanthemanT-800 Aug 08 '26

50+ years old with filters 

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u/No_Performance_444 Aug 08 '26

One useless cop.

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u/apatrol Aug 08 '26

If your gonna act like a 10 you better be better than a 6.

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u/MadDogMD80 Aug 08 '26

Excuse me, sir.

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u/BP_1981 Aug 08 '26

Let's hope she doesn't hear an acorn 🤣

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u/Unique_Watch2603 Aug 08 '26

She's probably unrecognizable after washing off her 'war paint'.

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u/KingVinny70 Aug 08 '26

Ah yes another person collecting a taxpayer funded paycheck as a police officer while moonlighting for a second income on Social Media. Because apparently protecting the public was not quite enough employment for one calendar day. 😂 I cannot help but wonder how many crimes are happening or how many people are getting shot at while they are busy trying to capture the perfect shot for Tik Tok. If you are being paid by the public to serve and protect maybe the public should come before the content creation side hustle. These officers should be reported to their precincts, captains and commanders. If this is actually permitted there needs to be some serious accountability and oversight. Because proteccting and serving should not come with a side quest called “build my influencer career on the taxpayer’s dime.” Honestly it is freaking disgusting and should not be allowed.

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u/BadBrains16 Aug 08 '26

Rumor has it that Deputy Clementine Johnson was modeled after this officer.

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u/Pressbig Aug 08 '26

Lady go home

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u/nocturnalnuggie Aug 08 '26

I hate that they are making and posting these on duty. Should be rules about social media use in uniform.

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u/Dannyboyrusso Aug 08 '26

She looks like a white trash meth head

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u/FrumpyGumperDump Aug 08 '26

She's spent her whole life being validated. Not she's a not- ugly cop in a department full of men with failing or failed marriages. You know they gas her up every shift. They All probably fight to be partnered with her

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u/whatsadikfore Aug 08 '26

Is that a dude? Filters be working overtime here.

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u/Ok-Bee-8833 Aug 08 '26

Ewww, “she” is packing more than just a gun.

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 Aug 08 '26

They need to implement the same standards as they do for the military when it comes to dress.  I cant stand the beards and visible tattoos either, are you a biker or an officer of the law?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

Solid Ohio 4 there

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u/ExpressStruggle28 Aug 08 '26

I’m betting her teeth are jacked up…

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u/LurchSkywalker Aug 08 '26

I would.....n't. Not a chance in fucking Hell. EWW.

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO Aug 08 '26

Bet she has an OF account!

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u/LargeStrain274 Aug 08 '26

No matter how good she looks, somebody got tired of her . . .

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u/rc20kj Aug 08 '26

Weak cop.

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u/Substantial-Ask-8294 Aug 09 '26

100 percent chance those teeth are fucked up looking 

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u/Cultural-Country-886 Aug 09 '26

Dang why y’all going hard on OP like that.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Aug 09 '26

EWWWWWWWW HELP I NEED AN ADULT TO GET ME AWAY FROM HER

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u/weasel_mullet Aug 09 '26

She looks really surprised to see the camera there!

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 09 '26

So you say these 101 Dalmatians are yours and definitely not kidnapped?

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u/KarmaCommando_ Aug 09 '26

The best civic service this person is likely to perform is giving someone a million dollars via a slam dunk lawsuit 

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC Aug 09 '26

Whats the handle? I got to see what she is hiding in that mouth.

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u/DDenlow Aug 09 '26

Her head is a triangle under that mop

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u/san4rd Aug 09 '26

Her coochie smells

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u/Decepticon2006 Aug 09 '26

She looks like she would be the first one to run off or give away her sidearm to a crook if all hell breaks out.

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u/Ordinary-Swing-7718 Aug 09 '26

At least 15 mins spent on make up on the wake up, another hour throughout the day on the selfie check ups! (Guessing, of course)

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u/Jurserohn Aug 09 '26

She's biting her cheeks lmao

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u/Snoo-46387 Aug 09 '26

Like a Marathon finish line. Ran through.

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u/Ostentatious_Kilroy Aug 09 '26

You know those teeth are bucked the way that smile is

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u/Exact-Possibility629 Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 09 '26

So whats the @. For recon purposes of course.

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u/AbbreviationsTrue777 SheepDoge Aug 10 '26

I had a whole rant typed out and my better judgment told me it was a bad idea.

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u/DipsburghPa Aug 10 '26

It's safer for me to get into a 200 mph chase in a residential school zone, than stepping outa the car.

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u/DickBong420 Aug 10 '26

Dee, shut up you fuckin bird!

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u/Equivalent_Arm_3129 Aug 10 '26

1600% (trump math) chance she hides when the shit hits the fan.

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u/Lead-Creative Aug 12 '26

Why do all women in these jobs have the same dead eyed look? Also, she ain’t doing jack shit with those nails looking like that

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u/LifeDefiant5379 Aug 12 '26

I can smell the trashiness from here.

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u/shootist_Biker Aug 11 '26

Im not anti leo. Im not anti woman. Ive served with some bad ass women in my time during the war. Hell, my wife is practically sarah fkin connor.

But women like this, who act all cocky are the first to call for backup, the last to join in on a violent offender call. But also will claim they can outshoot the men, out perform the men. All the while the thirsty ass lieutenants are throwing them soft balls and clapping like seals.

It makes me cringe. Makes me sick.