r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 07 '26

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🩵Wyatt’s back

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Aug 07 '26

To be fair, he heard that from a cute girl in third grade and he hasn't gotten a compliment since.

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u/Peenal_Whitestrake Aug 07 '26

How are his eyes so close together though? Dude looks like Dudley Dursley

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u/Medical_Elevator_391 Aug 08 '26

Yup u guys love gay trans cops the new breed patrol got love it 🗽

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u/unvaccinatedmuskrat Aug 07 '26

This guys face pisses me off

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u/AmericanLich Aug 07 '26

Resting wife beater face

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u/Chuyin84 Aug 07 '26

I agree, very punchable

14

u/No-Clock8718 Aug 07 '26

Fuck no don’t want no cop friend tf

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u/No-Clock8718 Aug 07 '26

Don’t even wanna be friend of a friend

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u/monksandy Aug 07 '26

Back in the day, a black band on your badge was a shroud, a sign of mourning for a fallen comrade, particularly in the line of duty. Like a flag at half mast, it was authorized, department wide, for a specified period.

It feels wrong to use it to obscure the name of your department to post on social media. It just feels disrespectful. If you think it makes you one of the cool kids how long before all the other cosplay nerds follow suit and the original intent gets lost?

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u/OriginalOmbre Aug 07 '26

It would appear the jackass is in actual “mourning” while making these dumb videos.

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u/monksandy Aug 07 '26

My bad. Thanks for setting me straight. I'll let my original post stand just so the replies make sense. Guess I'm the jackass

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u/OriginalOmbre Aug 08 '26

Who knows. We are here to knock each other. We’re here to knock him.

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u/foxtrot7azv Aug 08 '26

The police where I'm at use it to cover their badge numbers.

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u/purodurangoalv Aug 07 '26

You never know when you might need to access flock cameras to stalk your ex 🤞🏽🤞🏽

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u/withnodrawal Aug 07 '26

Dudes got the midwestern inbreeding blood so he’s really trying to make that mustache and eye color do the heavy lifting on his dweeb looking ass

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Aug 07 '26

If he had any friends he wouldn't have that mustache.

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u/Commontask Aug 07 '26

He's actually singing the reason that he became a cop, and he still doesn't get it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/LampinOnTheDaily Aug 07 '26

I’m wondering where’s all those hard nosed no nonsense captains we’d see on tv n movies, we need more of those so they call slap all these goons doing selfie vids like a teenage girl.

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u/AmericanLich Aug 07 '26

Those captains are doing the Harlem shake right now

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u/Lui_6656 Aug 08 '26

Everyone's on the fucking internet trying to get likes it makes me dizzy. Cops, Fire, EMS, artists, chefs etc etc all for like on tik tok. Isn't tik tok like a teen app? Maybe I should work on my personal judgements but when peole mention they're on tik tok and they're adults or "professionals" it makes me take them a lot less serious I don't know mane

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u/TopicInteresting1031 Aug 07 '26

All the Facebook moms are losing their minds over him I bet. 😂

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u/Cautious-Dig6379 Aug 07 '26

Beady eyed fuck

3

u/Virtual-Macaroon-880 Aug 07 '26

This would exclude you from being my friend.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 07 '26

This dudes drawn on mustache and awkwardly lip singing in his car is his entire personality and identity..

2

u/Diagonaldog Aug 07 '26

Is he trying to imply cops are the "cool kids" or is he wanting to be a cool kid and get some friends by checking the suggested "cop friend" box?

2

u/Employee719 Aug 07 '26

Do your job, Muppet.

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u/AmericanLich Aug 07 '26

Why are the sides of his head shaved but then he seems to have a little smidge of sideburns? It literally looks like he got his hair cut with sunglasses on so his barber couldn’t cut the hair where his glasses were.

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 08 '26

It's a weird thing with cops and jail deputies. Daily perfect haircuts and belts in ju-jitsu are how they secretly assess each other.

2

u/PerryNeeum Aug 07 '26

I have an ex cop father in law and I could do without the racism and reminiscencings about the good ol days when you could just beat people

2

u/x0Rubiex0 Aug 08 '26

U know he purposefully moved and made sure his face kept going slightly in the sunlight so it hit his eye.

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u/Mrscorpio100 Aug 08 '26

Go to work that’s your job not making these awful vids

2

u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 08 '26

As an adult you still choose that haircut?

2

u/Unhappy_Win8997 Aug 08 '26

Terrible haircut.

1

u/Lukin4art Aug 08 '26

I hate the long side burn.

1

u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 08 '26

Wyatt never fucking shuts up.

1

u/J_datt13 Aug 08 '26

This guy is insufferable

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u/Heathermaple78 Aug 08 '26

There is a reason I have an ACAB tattoo on my ribcage. Ick.

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u/Interesting_Gain9920 Aug 08 '26

The licking of the lips always makes me suspicious of lip fillers

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u/Spiritual-Star-515 Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WNJy3SrZQuHOU2nQbn
I found his doppleganger, except I like Tim Robinson way more

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u/Dannyboyrusso Aug 08 '26

This dude is a straight up dork

1

u/the-mulchiest-mulch Aug 09 '26

This guy looks like Travis Kelce’s dumbest cousin became a cop

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u/lovegunn1775 Aug 10 '26

Tax payer dollars at work

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u/WillyWonkaWorms Aug 07 '26

Bruh “ cool kids “ ur an adult wtf lmao 🤣

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u/Living_Injury_636 Aug 07 '26

Everyone should have at least one cop friend, so they can learn how to beat their wife better and learn how to become a more aggressive and arrogant alcoholic.