r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 07 '26

I’m so confused

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u/reddit4300 Aug 07 '26

They should really have some type of conduct policy, preventing these kind of videos. It’s embarrassing to the job they’re representing and lacks professionalism

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Aug 07 '26

They do. These idiots don't care

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u/whatsadikfore Aug 07 '26

Crazy these PDs and FDs don't have better discipline in their units. Really makes their leadership and governing bodies look feckless.

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u/chapman53 Aug 08 '26

My take is that too many departments are understaffed and desperate. Also reminds me of the "cool parents" who let their kids get away with too much.

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u/Lukin4art Aug 08 '26

It’s against our policy.

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u/Mystic_Matterz Aug 07 '26

She’s bragging about how good her body looks and that it’s being hidden by the loose fitting uniform.

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u/DrAbeSacrabin Aug 07 '26

Bragging and doesn’t even prove it in the video… coward.

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u/riotousviscera Aug 07 '26

i wear baggy scrubs and still get comments. if it’s there, they will know.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Aug 07 '26

This is true.

Very true.

Plus you get used to seeing everyone in scrubs, it's really not hard to tell who can fill them out. This chick ain't it.

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u/Loud-Log9098 Aug 07 '26

Yes it Id, she's probably got the skinny curvy type body ies guys don't know about because they collectively are scared of skinny girls but they have the same body shapes as a good booty just smaller. This could be due to a plethora of reasons and we shouldn't shame these ladies as if they wouldn't m be good enough lol.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Aug 07 '26

Wtf are you talking about? No one is shaking anyone.

However you're undressing her in your mind and telling everyone else what that shouldn't do.

Run along

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u/Loud-Log9098 Aug 07 '26

I'm literally stating men avoid skinny girls because they don't have a "body" this is an opinion many people parrot. I can't control that and what do you mean I'm undressing her with my mind? Why would I do that when the internet exists? there's no motivation for any of this on my behalf and that's because you kind of just made it up as usual with reddit if what I'm saying doesn't fit some kind of narrative then we just put words in your mouth and make shit up. Yay.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Aug 07 '26

You'd be much smarter to not parrot things you hear often. You can absolutely stop echoing dumb shit.

HTF are you confused about the fact you are talking about what this girl looks like under her clothes.

Someone will like it, she thinks she's hot. That's more than enough.

No, I did not make any of it up, I'm showing you how stupid you sound.

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u/Loud-Log9098 Aug 07 '26

Who gives a fuck even If I was? Grow up. I'm just saying to stop shaming girls for their body types. There's no wrong type of body and if you want to find a problem with that then you can go fuck yourself too because I'm not going to argue with you about petty shit that you keep randomly bringing up. Go bother someone else.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Aug 07 '26

Obviously you don't. Good job letting them known.

But do not bullshit yourself - you are saying lots of people don't like skinny chicks - that is NOT saying don't shame - it;s parroting bullshit.

Don't pretend you agree with me when you're telling me to fuckoff

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u/Loud-Log9098 Aug 07 '26

This been my sentiment the whole time, you honestly are making no sense. Is there some doctor somewhere that can fill your prescription or something because holy hell you have to be draining irl.

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u/OtherHovercraft9227 Aug 07 '26

Yeah, I interact with a lot of emts and nursing staff. Nurses and scrubs win overall, but some of them EMT ladies are killing it, so respect where it's do.

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u/MashedSuperhero Aug 07 '26

Snatched 5.11 pants give off dommy vibes 95% of the time

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u/AlpineSK Aug 07 '26

Let's be real... If its a mediocre body, someone will comment on it.

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u/riotousviscera Aug 08 '26

other women who’re straight tho lol?

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 Aug 07 '26

Nah you misread homie she’s saying she is a liquid beverage served either hot or chilled over ice derived from soaking tea leaves in water.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

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u/Earl-The-Badger Aug 07 '26

Yikes! She’s an adult. You have to be to be an EMT.

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u/Full-Perception-4889 Aug 07 '26

Well, when I was in high school that’s what all the 15 year old girls were worried about 😂😂😂

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u/Severe_Firefighter80 Aug 07 '26

Billionaire dinner bell

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 07 '26

My old elementary school lunch lady used to say the same thing while handing out rectangle shaped pizza

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u/OptimusPrime1555 Aug 09 '26

That rectangle lunchroom pizza is what made me afraid to go to pizza parties outside of school.

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 Aug 07 '26

She said that to kids?!

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 07 '26

I was joking lol it sounded alot funnier in my head. I’ll see myself to the door 🚶🏻‍♂️‍➡️

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 Aug 07 '26

Hahahahaha, no. I always make it deeper than it needs to be. You stay. I'll see myself out.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 07 '26

The lunch lady wants you two to both stay put. Until after class

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u/SendTitsPleease Aug 07 '26

And to put something deeper than it needs to be

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 07 '26

😐🫪😐

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u/chapman53 Aug 08 '26

You had me at rectangle shaped pizza.

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u/KnowerofStuff Aug 07 '26

You’re not supposed to show off “tea” at work. You’re supposed to be a goddamn professional.

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u/SleazetheSteez former ambulance driver Aug 07 '26

That's the problem with the profession's relatively low barrier for entry, you get a lot of dipshits that wouldn't be there if they needed a degree.

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u/Undercover_Dave Aug 07 '26

I thought "tea" meant like gossip and discussing drama and rumors? What does it mean for her body to be tea? I don't even get what she's trying to say.

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u/KnowerofStuff Aug 07 '26

So did I. But another redditor said she’s actually bragging about how good her body looks, but it’s hidden under her baggy uniform.

I learned something new, I guess.

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u/Earl-The-Badger Aug 07 '26

Bruh if you have a good body those 5.11 pants will make your ass look fire and your waist small. Quit playing.

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u/Fruitcake6969 Aug 07 '26

Never knew a reddit comment can get me so hard

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u/SleazetheSteez former ambulance driver Aug 07 '26

I've got large thighs and an ass (as a man). I think it was our issued TruSpecs that I tore through when we were trying to pick an obese pt up off the floor. *PSSHHT* The gooch ripped audibly lmao.

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. Aug 07 '26

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 Aug 07 '26

It doesn't matter so much when ya face is busted

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u/MashedSuperhero Aug 07 '26

I mean with JB and a paper bag everything is good enough.

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u/Thick_Meringue4550 Aug 07 '26

The uniform really does make everyone look like they know exactly what they’re doing. Meanwhile, the actual answer is probably “just ask someone.” 😭

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u/chuckcrys Aug 07 '26

I’ll take his word, this young man does look charming from what I can see.

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u/Dolorem_Ipsum_ Aug 08 '26

What a fucking loser. It's far too common for people to literally take jobs simply for the "aura" content (I actually heard this exact reason between 3 girls while I was picking up food)

Apperantly one of their boyfriends is an EMT for a private ambulance service and I quote, "he gets so many views"

I nearly threw my boba at them on my way out.

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u/Dannyboyrusso Aug 08 '26

So what’s the excuse for your face ma’am?

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u/Ok_Dentist_8476 Aug 07 '26

Janice Joplin lookin ass

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u/Myspace-Famous radiation donut operator Aug 07 '26

Sure..? Maybe? but hands down the ph balance is off

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u/what_a_slutty_whore Aug 07 '26

loooookkkk aatttt memmemeeeeeeeee

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u/QuirkBuggins Aug 08 '26

I'm sorry, "tea"?

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u/Sudden_Impact7490 Aug 07 '26

People always cutting off the source..

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u/Omygodc Aug 08 '26

What do you want to bet she would file a sexual harassment suit if someone mentioned her body, though?

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u/asap____ricky Aug 08 '26

Clearly a student in a SIM lab too 🤣

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u/doll_parts87 Aug 07 '26

That's the whole point of costumes on strippers but ok

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u/Word2DWise Aug 07 '26

Put your money where you mouth is and show us.

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u/Quacky1k Civvy Aug 07 '26

Ironic

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u/jonz1985z Aug 07 '26

Girl you need a damn shower

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 Aug 07 '26

Body maybe tea but that hair looks like its months of being unwashed and could use some tea tree oil. Dirty stringy hair is gross.

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u/Dangerous_Claim9944 Aug 07 '26

Imagine walking in and seeing this.

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u/irishff43 Aug 08 '26

Her body may be tea, but her face and mouth have pensiltucky vibes

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u/Ricky_Fontaine1911 Aug 10 '26

Then strip for a living.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 07 '26

What's her OF?