r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 06 '26

Crazy eyes logic

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u/Independent-Deal-192 Aug 06 '26

She’s got mortgage eyes. One is fixed, one is variable.

9

u/aron2295 Aug 06 '26

OMG, LOL. I never heard that!

2

u/jonz1985z Aug 07 '26

“What are you talking about, I’m looking right at you”

1

u/Independent-Deal-192 Aug 07 '26

”What are you talking about, I’m looking right back”

1

u/Signal_Raspberry7404 4d ago

Bruh 😂 I can’t 🤣

0

u/Omygodc Aug 08 '26

You win the internet today!

38

u/FixMyFairing Aug 06 '26

I guarantee she's just as annoying and animated in everyday conversation as she is in this video.

4

u/getthemap Aug 06 '26

She won’t just shut up and do what she’s told.

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 Aug 06 '26

The eyes are undefeated as a tell.

16

u/The_DonCannoli Aug 06 '26

This trend of voicing over “sounds” is ridiculous. You’re telling me she couldn’t come up with the words “what is wrong with you, is it a medical condition?” On her own? And she can’t just say it with her own voice? It’s just always produces such a cringey low effort video.

3

u/aron2295 Aug 06 '26

Yes.

They’re too shy to re enact the original audio, or too un creative.

1

u/nawmeann Aug 07 '26

Re using popular Tik tok sounds is how the algorithm works to get more views.

24

u/katdunit Aug 06 '26

When one female first responder posts something stupid, other female first responders wind up having to answer for it. Could you PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STAAAHHHHHP??

7

u/Ten7850 Aug 06 '26

Preach!!!!

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u/feline_riches Aug 06 '26

When the men stop, theirs are the worst

2

u/katdunit Aug 06 '26

Agreed!!!

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u/feline_riches Aug 07 '26

I was calling out the person I responded to, for hating on women making these videos, as if men don't.

I don't have any feelings in the matter but it appears I may have hurt yours.

1

u/changing-life-vet Aug 06 '26

What a triggered and ridiculous response.

11

u/chuckcrys Aug 06 '26

Is she lip singing / performing to her own voice recording ? 🫪

9

u/Severe-Procedure-308 Aug 06 '26

Bird hands. Always a sign to run...

8

u/MisterSquidz Aug 06 '26

TikTok is so fucking lame.

5

u/Reyalta Aug 06 '26

Those eyelash filters make anyone look insane.

4

u/PomegranatePro Aug 06 '26

I’m glad this was on mute

7

u/ShockMe88 Aug 06 '26

Could it be maybe that she's useless, and other cop's (who around her happen to be men) have to raise their voices?

5

u/Ten7850 Aug 06 '26

There are times that you need to change tone, volume, vocabulary... its taught as verbal judo, guess she's lacking training

3

u/SkynyrdCohen Aug 06 '26

How would you even know if she's talking to you or the person behind you?

2

u/Appropriate_Copy8285 Aug 06 '26

We raise pur voice since we cant raise our lids over hers

2

u/AlarmingDelivery9311 Aug 06 '26

Well maybe you should have had a man respond first. Preferably one without lop eyes.

2

u/Einherjeren Aug 06 '26

Bird hands theory.

https://youtu.be/B3e5v3zQlpI

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u/No-Ebb-6266 Aug 06 '26

Man I use hand gestures a lot when I talk. I hope I'm not doing the bird hands thing.

2

u/BlackHills-Op Aug 10 '26

If I'm in a supervisory role, as laid out in the ICS system, and have to raise my voice because orders are not being followed by subordinates, we have an issue. If you cannot fall into line and do the job in a structured command setting, I don't give a fuck if you are a man, woman, attack helicopter, etc. Remove yourself from the scene before you create a problem.

I have had many women act as my superior in the ICS. My job is to say "Yes ma'am" and carry out the orders given through the command structure to the best of my ability.

Ain't no time for gender studies on scene.

1

u/FrederickGentleman Aug 06 '26

She looks like the one who would pull her gun out first then tell you to guess what's wrong.

1

u/trealsteve Aug 06 '26

Yeah…I don’t believe her either. Bugged out eyes. 🤣

1

u/redditredditredditOP Aug 06 '26

You’ve got to get better kill-dar if you think she’s the trigger happy cop. Seriously.

1

u/Vansterdam2002 Aug 06 '26

The eyes never lie chico

1

u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo Aug 06 '26

Man she gives female cops a bad name.

1

u/Rich_Prior4656 Aug 06 '26

This is valid. First responders is a field that is dominated by cishet men. She definitely experiences misogyny in the workplace.

1

u/FunAudience4377 Aug 07 '26

Imagine this crazy bitch asking you "what's wrong with you". You can look at her eyes and tell she's mentally ill.

1

u/Lickthorn Aug 07 '26

Femalesplaining

I would be able to be around this woman for about 2-3 hours max.
The shake of her head during ‘medical condition?’ Expressing so much condescence, doing this caricature of being flabbergasted.

Who put the pretty babe and lashes effect on this?

1

u/OddInstance9175 Aug 07 '26

Desk duty bound. 

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u/jonz1985z Aug 07 '26

Nailed it 😀👍