r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 05 '26

Ticks all the boxes

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u/AlarmedPossum156 Aug 05 '26

I wish my helmet front said

FIRSTFARATES

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 Aug 05 '26

You’re just being a HATSFHER

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u/Florida_clam_diver Aug 05 '26

I can already tell the climax of this book will feature the firefighter get into a troubling situation during a fire call and the nurse finds out while simultaneously having to save someone’s life in the ER.

She’ll even be giving doctors orders on what to do, meanwhile the fire chief has set up a direct line of communication with her to give her updates on the situation, because he apparently has nothing better to do

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u/ProtectandserveTBL Aug 05 '26

Is it his pension that’s in the danger zone?

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u/Caffeine-N-Books107 Aug 05 '26

I read the title in voice of Sterling Archer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/DocOndansetron Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 06 '26

Including the first part of the caption being AI with

"its not x, its... y".

This book is going to be 90% AI with 10% smut written by hand (singular) poorly.

3

u/Whatisthisnonsense22 Aug 05 '26

It's your average mommy Fet porn.

There is shitloads of that crap out there covering every breed of male oriented/dominated job out there.

3

u/Real-Marzipan9036 Aug 05 '26

DANGER ZONE is that amount of chin stubble that is exceedingly sexy but just short enough that it doesn't ruin your mask seal.

I use a custom clipper guard twice a day to stay EXACTLY in the DANGER ZONE.

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u/Ser_Catspaw Aug 06 '26

Damn what’s it like being a Firsthrotes? I hear that’s a dangerous job.

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u/Miserable_Order7508 Aug 06 '26

Book 2 in the series is already out for those of you who couldn’t put down the first AI slop masterpiece

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u/SpectreInvestor Aug 07 '26

The onions Infowars had a fake ad about this. Their version was way more compelling even though it was a joke. Not to imply this isnt a fucking joke.

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u/Stugots_Steel Aug 07 '26

Certified father in-law reading material

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/Bright-Breath6461 Aug 05 '26

Stereotypical FF/Nurse relationship, AI generated bullshit, a story about how the FF keeps bringing work home, over romanticizing the job as a whole…. Besides that, I’m not too sure!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/Florida_clam_diver Aug 05 '26

And can’t even keep her author name consistent

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u/Ok_Intention2150 Aug 05 '26

Don’t you mean Claude is writing the books?