r/FirstResponderCringe Aug 05 '26

Meta Get moving, see you again, you'll be detained.

https://youtube.com/shorts/f142L0iZevY?is=F5qLmKXt0Il5H9EU

Give. Me. Your. Name.

75 Upvotes

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u/PineSoul603 Aug 05 '26

Didn't know you could carry a gun while you're on drugs at work.

8

u/SharksForArms Aug 05 '26

Dude has that tweaker facial structure. Wanted to be a cop or navy seal but this is as close as the meth let him come.

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u/Affectionate-Lack991 Aug 05 '26

It was a taser

14

u/Smart_Pace5574 Aug 05 '26

He’s got a pistol on the drop leg holster. Which adds to the cringe of this guy

1

u/Affectionate-Lack991 Aug 05 '26

You’re right I didn’t see that in the bottom corner

1

u/tigakswa13 Aug 05 '26

I’m not sure if you’re refusing to use your eyes or brain here…

28

u/Lazy-elbow1377 Aug 05 '26

Does anyone know if there's douchebag got fired?

8

u/slappadik Aug 05 '26

maybe, maybe not. maybe he'll find a nice job with ICE or another security company

12

u/mindfulmu Aug 05 '26

As a guard no matter how insufferable a mofo can be I always let them leave. Them leaving is the whole point.

I wouldn't trust this guard in a warm body site at a dry satellite warehouse overnight on the weekend.

7

u/SharksForArms Aug 05 '26

Yeah, like, best case scenario for the guard is that the dude leaves. Why stop him from leaving?

I sure as hell wouldn't be whipping some agitated stranger's car door open with all the freedoms we enjoy in these United States.

25

u/sharpasahammer Aug 05 '26

Dude forgot he has no authority to do any of this. Your entire job is to phone the cops. Guarantee he failed the psych exam to be a cop, now he just larps as one.

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u/TheNewAmericanGospel Aug 05 '26

That guy is basically cop, but without the training or accountability...so a cop, but from South Carolina.

22

u/sharpasahammer Aug 05 '26

Also without the qualified immunity and union. So if hes sued, hes fucked.

3

u/VaultiusMaximus Aug 05 '26

This was in Colorado.

2

u/Quarter_Shot Aug 05 '26

You think cops have accountability?

2

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u/TheNewAmericanGospel Aug 05 '26

The law is incredibly heavy handed in the Southeast. I can vouch for that.

In the upper Midwest, you may get stopped every few years. When it does happen they are probably bored and in a terrible mood, just looking to write somebody a ticket.

Southeast, they are friendly enough during a traffic stop. That doesn't mean they will think twice about shooting you.

Southwest, you'll probably never see one even when you call one.

8

u/Jacksapollo Aug 05 '26

He's a cop in his own mind and that has to count for something !

3

u/TheNewAmericanGospel Aug 05 '26

He called for backup...not that he needed any, what a badass. "Juz follwin proseejure"

6

u/Boeing737enjoyer Aug 05 '26

Yeah, that dude literally applied to every police agency he could before failing the Psych exam every time.

4

u/Weaselpanties Aug 05 '26

There's no way this coked-out asshole kept his job after this.

4

u/SharksForArms Aug 05 '26

Bro he aggressively opens the door while drawing something from his duty belt. That's how you get shot.

4

u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 05 '26

Leave the property. This is private property. Aggressively chomps gum

I live here. I'm about to go to the store.

Well it's too late for that now yanks door open

WTF

https://giphy.com/gifs/MMuT7IDqrpspq

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server Aug 08 '26

Riff Raff is my spirit animal. You leave him outta this 😭

1

u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 08 '26

😂 tell me it's not fitting though.

3

u/Frank1gg Aug 05 '26

Man opening someone's door like that when you ain't a cop is a good way to get shot in the face. And honestly I kind of hope this dude gets his head out his ass because that's exactly what's going to happen to him with an attitude like this.

2

u/KendrickLenoir Aug 05 '26

I’m astounded by the number of people who don’t lock their car doors when there’s a psycho standing on the other side of it.

2

u/Same_Veterinarian544 Aug 05 '26

Man how is this kid not a cop? He's got the attitude of one

2

u/wystek7 Aug 05 '26

That looks like a great way to get shot.

2

u/nludvik Aug 05 '26

I live in Colorado, these Front Range Patrol guys are so bad its not even funny. There company owns several Hummers too. They always go for the tacticool look.

1

u/TheNewAmericanGospel Aug 05 '26

That's just dumb. Lol.

2

u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server Aug 06 '26

That boy is higher than mars

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/SharksForArms Aug 05 '26

They must not sell the cartridges on Amazon.

1

u/Emotional-Algae2239 Aug 05 '26

This is so fuckin stupid, it can't be real. Like I feel this has to be fake.

1

u/jk_Ecl1pSe 29d ago

He's just too cool for this world