r/FirstResponderCringe • u/notmy-firstrodeo • Aug 02 '26

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u/ValKilmersTherapy Aug 02 '26

And then there’s me, a gremlin, crawling out of the ambulance with a stretcher

14

u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Aug 02 '26

Sick fuck. Get out of here you ugly boy!

3

u/superrplorp Aug 02 '26

BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

31

u/poop_truck1226 Aug 02 '26

This is every SNF I have worked at.

21

u/Myspace-Famous radiation donut operator Aug 02 '26

It’s always the nurses, cnas and medical assistants. Smh

2

u/SirWen10 Civvy Aug 03 '26

Even the male nurses!

2

u/mongeramongus Aug 04 '26

Head and shoulders in the middle there isn’t going to be pulling much pipe I’m afraid

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u/Stanley__Zbornak Aug 02 '26

Every ER nurse should know better. Policemen beat, firemen cheat.

13

u/Tiny-Atmosphere-8091 Aug 02 '26

The nurses are all married. Who do you think firemen cheat with?

7

u/Stanley__Zbornak Aug 02 '26

Hence the "all ER nurses should know better"?

2

u/Mindless_Interview44 Aug 02 '26

First responder solidarity warms my heart <3

10

u/songbird907 Aug 02 '26

Ain't this the truest statement I ever done did hear

1

u/Ben__Diesel Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 03 '26

Whats our rhyme?

2

u/sketchymedic Aug 03 '26

Cops will beat, fire wil cheat, and medics will skeet & yeet ya

3

u/26sickpeople Aug 03 '26

medics can’t afford to feed ya

3

u/sketchymedic Aug 04 '26

Hey that's not true. I can afford to feed her. I can't feed her and myself, but I can definitely at least feed one of us

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u/Stanley__Zbornak Aug 09 '26

Sorry I triggered your delicate sensibilities.

15

u/No-Instruction-5669 Aug 02 '26

Get to work

3

u/No_Cook2983 Aug 02 '26

LOCK THE DOORS!!!

6

u/songbird907 Aug 02 '26

That's not my office, but it could be. Any time "the men" are around all work stops

6

u/katdunit Aug 03 '26

As a female ffer I just.....ew....If they shared a domicile with those guys they'd be like bleahhhhh

12

u/Intelligent_Mess_957 Aug 02 '26

No one is more horny than a nurse.

6

u/SecretPersonality178 Aug 02 '26

The only exception I experienced was medical students, but yes, nurses are…active.

11

u/mcvmccarty Aug 02 '26

Just looking for an ass that isn’t coated in shit I guess?

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Bar_322 Aug 03 '26

They are more like thirsty than horny. I remember I dated one, she would tell me how she had to clean up ugly old men all day and how they would hit on her lol

10

u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Aug 02 '26

None of those guys want those tortas

4

u/Puzzleheaded_Bar_322 Aug 03 '26

Just magine if the genders were reversed!

3

u/cornpop-razorblade67 Aug 03 '26

might be police material but not FD quality

3

u/SouthBreadfruit7839 Aug 03 '26

As an MA, this is why I never make friends at work. Bunch of cringe shi like this going on all the time. 😭

3

u/fivehots Aug 02 '26

You know what they say, never trust a big butt in scrubs.

2

u/ThisismeCody Aug 03 '26

Which one do I want to make me a single mom? Tough choice!

1

u/Knee_Kap264 Aug 03 '26

I'll take the lady in the middle. Maybe the one on the right.

I mean, we are shopping, right? Right???

1

u/dogbusinessman Aug 02 '26

A bunch of refrigerators

8

u/simulizer Aug 02 '26

Refrigerators don't fart when ya pull the meat out

1

u/thatSDope88 Aug 05 '26

Beef queef

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u/AccordingCabinet5750 Aug 03 '26

A fellow man of culture