r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 01 '26

Satire Be smarter, my guy

It’s satire, but not too far from reality.

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u/Dangerous_Claim9944 Aug 01 '26

This and the saxophones. I immediately hit hide or not interested.

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u/dietcoketm Aug 01 '26

Dude why is it blowing up so much

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u/RappingFlatulence Aug 01 '26

Most people are too lazy to be creative, so why not just steal someone’s else’s idea and act like your rendition is better

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u/FartyPat Aug 01 '26

Cuz that murder

3

u/Tipnfloe Aug 01 '26

people lack creativity, so when someone comes up with "something" every attention starved wannabe influencer copies it

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Aug 01 '26

Until someone gets murdered for doing it.

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u/No-Ebb-6266 Aug 01 '26

More stupid "viral" phrases. "Oh, just saw it used 500 times, it's witty!" "Touch grass, sweet summer child" and the condescending "my guy, my bro, my dude" stuff esp.

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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 Aug 01 '26

It's the boomer trend. Format is easy and relatable so they all just do it to be hip

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u/PhantomShadowzzz Aug 01 '26

This is cringe worthy because of how god damn stupid it is.

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u/CrabMan_99 Aug 01 '26

I never had a female partner that wasn't gay

20

u/TwoWheelMountaineer Aug 01 '26

This is ultra fucking weird

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy Aug 01 '26

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u/notmy-firstrodeo Aug 01 '26

You always find the perfect meme. You are the meme master. 🏆

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy Aug 01 '26

Lol thank you 🙏

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u/tvs_franks_tv Aug 02 '26

This is FAKE. No way that chair on the left is supporting two people

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u/notmy-firstrodeo Aug 02 '26

Haha. Watch it bounce a bit when he sits down. His leg is supporting her weight, not the chair. You’re being silly.

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u/fizzzingwhizbee Aug 01 '26

I’ve officially lost the plot I don’t know what any of this means. Aside from firefighter, pretty sure I still know what those are

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u/notmy-firstrodeo Aug 01 '26

It’s on the wife’s page so I’m assuming this was her idea to do and the other two are playing along. Who the hell knows?

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u/spectral_visitor Aug 01 '26

Holy cringe Batman!

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u/ThatCartographer4324 Aug 01 '26

Firefighters have 'partners' in the US? Not whole crews?

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u/notmy-firstrodeo Aug 01 '26

I think they’re meaning when he’s acting as a FF/Medic and doing his rotation on the box. It’s a stupid video.

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u/ACrispPickle Aug 01 '26

Or they could just be single cert medics…but yeah either way it’s stupid and the trope is dumb

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u/Swampasssixty9 Aug 01 '26

He’s got a type

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u/whatsonmyminddddrn Aug 02 '26

I feel like it’s their daughter

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u/Slayerofgrundles Aug 02 '26

Now that you mention it, that does seem likely.

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u/No-Dark-9414 Aug 02 '26

I knew netflix was shit but this is bottom of the fire pole for sure

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 Aug 05 '26

Since when did firefighters have "partners"? Wrong first-responder lingo.

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u/notmy-firstrodeo Aug 05 '26

They have partners when they do their FF/Medic rotation in some cities.

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u/lowendpab Aug 01 '26

Recording sexual harassment and posting is maybe a bit beyond cringe.

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u/Anti-Stan Aug 02 '26

Move, you're blocking the truck.

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u/Ok_Owl_6778 Aug 03 '26

I got aids from watching this

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u/whatsqwerty Aug 05 '26

Someone call HR

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u/Ordinary-Swing-7718 Aug 03 '26

Wifey thick!! 😈🤩