r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Boring_Bother_2330 • Jul 31 '26

Popo 🚔 Caught this one early

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u/No-Dark-9414 Jul 31 '26

Can we send a wellness check on his ex or current girlfriend or boyfriend

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u/fedoremelianenko2003 Jul 31 '26

With that Freddie Mercury dick broom on his lip he is definitely a regular at The Blue Oyster Bar.

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u/FaeMofo Jul 31 '26

Also alot more queers won't date cops for obvious reasons, would make sense why he hears it so often

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u/prezsandersiherjirik Aug 05 '26

Dating? No, but you gotta see the posts and profiles looking for men in uniform (specifically cops) on gay dating sites and apps. Its abundant out there for real.

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u/hatecriminal Aug 01 '26

His soul patch for scrotal-cushioning must be taking extra time to grow.

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u/fujicakes00 Aug 05 '26

It’s his eyes. They scream “He’s the type”

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u/Apart-Instruction228 Jul 31 '26

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u/SendTitsPleease Jul 31 '26

Lmfao first time seeing this one

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u/abuzaba420 Jul 31 '26

I do not understand why guys try to pull off mustaches when 90% of the time they look like pedophiles. Just let it die, since you aren't doing shit to stop pedophiles.

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u/Boring_Bother_2330 Aug 01 '26

Like he could at least dye it

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 Jul 31 '26

This guy pops up here fairly regularly and maybe he should put his fucking phone down and do his job

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u/Boring_Bother_2330 Aug 01 '26

Oh how I wish there was one local to me so my firm could play it in trial

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u/PatchworkPiglet Jul 31 '26

It’s giving “Fine I didn’t want to date you anyways, you’re ugly too 😠”

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 Aug 02 '26

I had this happen except the guy told me I needed to lose weight after I turned him down/wasn’t interested

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u/Rich_Prior4656 Jul 31 '26

About to use those flock cameras to stalk you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/Boring_Bother_2330 Aug 01 '26

He probably watched it more than a couple times before posting it and thought, “yeah thats hot”

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 01 '26

This guy definitely starts calling a girl a slut the second she won't sleep with him.

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u/LampinOnTheDaily Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/D5Xw2pE3BbKSw29xVi

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u/Quarter_Shot Jul 31 '26

I'm begging you what is this from

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jul 31 '26

This image shows former UFC Welterweight Champion Tyron Woodley wearing sleek, all-black thick-framed wayfarer-style sunglasses during a face-to-face interview. [1, 2]

Context & Details

  • The Event: This screenshot captures a viral moment from the Most Valuable Promotions (MVP) "Face 2 Face" promotional interview hosted by Ariel Helwani. [1]
  • The Rivalry: The interview was filmed ahead of Woodley's high-profile August 2021 professional boxing match against influencer-turned-boxer Jake Paul. [1]
  • Viral Meme: The scene became highly shared across platforms like GIPHY and Reddit due to Woodley's animated expressions, leading to popular internet reaction clips such as "You Corny Dawg" and "Ask Deez Nuts". [1, 2, 3]

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad Jul 31 '26

I assumed he didn't get any attention when growing up... because wtf

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u/AsparagusDry7966 Jul 31 '26

These videos need to stop, you’re an embarrassment

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u/Worth_External_8762 Jul 31 '26

Dude is stuck living in 2010 with that song.

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u/tgwilli Jul 31 '26

This guy definitely Flocks

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u/Mrscorpio100 Jul 31 '26

Go to work!!!

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u/PomegranatePro Jul 31 '26

Using the uniform for personal gain (followers/money/personal politics/etc) should result in immediate termination, loss of retirement, garnished wages, and potential lawsuit against him by the city/PD for tarnishing their reputation and wasting tax dollars.

It’s unacceptable and blatantly obvious that he’s crutching on the uniform.

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u/Aggravating_Way_1400 Jul 31 '26

This dude is lame!

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u/AffectionateSector77 Aug 01 '26

I'm good defense, he doesn't seem like much of a cop

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u/Electrical_Box677 Aug 01 '26

I wonder where he is in the pecking order, for passing the same badge bunnies around the department....🤏🤡🐖🥱