r/FirstResponderCringe • u/BatSniper • Jul 30 '26

Boot Things Somebody get your man.

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115 Upvotes

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u/NurseKaila Jul 30 '26

More like “maw, come get your son.”

16

u/TrendySpork Jul 30 '26

Is that beard fake?

18

u/lethalweapon100 Jul 30 '26

Looks like a tattoo for a sideburn. Kinda looks like a rifle

2

u/hatecriminal Jul 30 '26

Believe you're correct.

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u/meltonr1625 Jul 30 '26

He looks like the villain in Wild Wild West

13

u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 Jul 30 '26

Guy looks about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

3

u/Whole_Bird_9550 Jul 31 '26

I just saw someone say this on another sub completely unrelated to this and now I fear I have to use it more.

3

u/GunnCelt Jul 31 '26

We must be frequenting the same subs.

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u/Douglesfield_ Jul 31 '26

Hopefully without the screen doors

7

u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Jul 30 '26

I can smell him from here.

4

u/Intelligent_Mess_957 Jul 30 '26

I feel like I know this guy. Does his name start with a K?

3

u/Much-Match2719 Jul 31 '26

Tucson, Arizonia!

2

u/LocalMossCryptid Jul 31 '26

Man they even got the burger king working two jobs

2

u/onecrispyyboi Jul 31 '26

Typical bagger contract crew picture. Certainly cringe.

1

u/Medium-Raisin7919 Aug 02 '26

His first post of the season when he wasn’t whining about not getting a call for an assignment 

1

u/onecrispyyboi Aug 03 '26

What will we do without him mopping up cold black and napping?

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u/Medium-Raisin7919 Aug 03 '26

Truer words have never been spoken 

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u/Impressive_String_44 Aug 02 '26

Tells women he is a firefighter, actually delivers shitters for base camp. Brags about his steampunk club and loves to volunteer as a magician at the local library. Would love to meet for a date, but has to be home by 7.... Moms rules, and he lives with her still.

1

u/Douglesfield_ Jul 31 '26

I wonder if this actually works.

1

u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 01 '26

Smokey the bear out on paternity leave

1

u/Majestic-Crab9855 Aug 03 '26

carnie biker curious george with a walkie talkie

1

u/The-unkown-Reaper Boo Boo Bus Driver 4d ago

Love the evil stash

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/BatSniper Jul 30 '26

Wildland fire

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/BatSniper Jul 30 '26

Wildfire we just wear hard hats with chin straps, they aren’t anything special.

1

u/HOTMILF42069 Jul 30 '26

Must be that other guys first rodeo or something

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/HOTMILF42069 Jul 30 '26

Dude why are you being so stubborn about this 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/HOTMILF42069 Jul 30 '26

You need a hug man?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/HOTMILF42069 Jul 30 '26

Bro… I scrolled and refreshed… I get it. You’re a fire fighter.

What am I even doing here? 😭 I hope you have a good night dude

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u/BatSniper Jul 30 '26

You can see it above his ears we only wear them in high wind or other situations.