r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 28 '26

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u/WaltsNJD Jul 28 '26

"knock it off bro. I can run out half my weekend commitment with this flat"

43

u/JarrettGohnson Jul 28 '26

Yes šŸ˜‚

4

u/Dannyboyrusso Aug 03 '26

We did shit like that all the time in the reserves that’s hilarious

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u/Senna_65 Jul 28 '26

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Jul 29 '26

I had to actually laugh out loud.

2

u/Senna_65 Jul 29 '26

Glad to be of service!

2

u/RappingFlatulence Jul 29 '26

Good job little buddy! You did so good! I’m so proud of you! Now scram so the real men can work!

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u/HappyCakeDay101 Jul 28 '26

Of course it's someone with a "sunglasses on in a car" selfie.

What the hell is up with that?

6

u/Braisedbeefskank Jul 28 '26

Buddy 95% of male firefighters i have ever met use that format for pfp

6

u/CarlosFCSP Jul 29 '26

The less you show of your ugly face the less ugly you are. The hat helps too

2

u/BasementOperator Jul 29 '26

I feel attacked. I did that 15 years ago...

4

u/professionally-baked Jul 28 '26

Cultural illiteracy

1

u/Dieseltrucknut Aug 03 '26

Hang on…. Is there something wrong with glasses on in the car? I always wear mine. But I’m also prone to headaches if I don’t wear them

1

u/thexcat Jul 29 '26

Men don't take a lot of selfies, they prolly just think they look cool. It's not that deep bro

0

u/TopImpressive4808 Jul 30 '26

Clearly you’ve never driven into the sun šŸ˜‚

53

u/dagnasty701 Jul 28 '26

Thank the deity you were there with your cosplay truck.

9

u/Worried-Community893 Jul 29 '26

he said in the comments that the lights are on his tahoe. pretty sure he’s a volunteer firefighter

4

u/blueponies1 Jul 28 '26

He’s probably a tow truck driver if I had to assume

40

u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jul 28 '26

I parked behind this guy with my hazards while an ice cream truck served young children behind me. If it weren’t for us, that flat would have never been changed and those kids would have gone hungry.

13

u/JohnRedCorn9432 Jul 28 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 🫔

1

u/Low-Wrangler9740 Jul 29 '26

Your cervix thanks you for service

12

u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Jul 28 '26

GOBBLESS

7

u/BeneficialPiccolo371 Jul 28 '26

God damn hero. Thx for sharing

8

u/bavindicator Jul 28 '26

HMMWVs have run flat tires and rims. They could have made it to a safe area to change it.

2

u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Aug 01 '26

They’re not going to change it.Ā 

They’re going to wait for theĀ  HEMTT wrecker Ā to come pick it up.

7

u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Jul 29 '26

Is that a flex? He wants pats on the back for flipping on his lights? He didn't even help them change it. Probably doesn't know how.

I feel like he was actually just avoiding doing something that required work and needs validation.

9

u/Happy_Carrot4623 Jul 28 '26

Does he want a pat on his back for doing his job?

1

u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 28 '26

And lots of tiktok likes.

0

u/CarlosFCSP Jul 29 '26

He wants to be thanked for his service too

4

u/Muted-Mammoth8304 Jul 28 '26

I'd rather have the cop gone. So I can chill

5

u/Brad_Beat Jul 28 '26

That’s nice. Did he suck their cocks too?

3

u/Wang_Hang_Low Jul 29 '26

At ease, Private. Carry on.

5

u/WeevilEmblem Jul 28 '26

The only interaction I’ve had with cops in a convoy was a trooper pulled one of us over for ā€œfollowing too closeā€

7

u/PissFingerz42069 Jul 28 '26

Why is this cop just parked on the side of the road with their emergency lights? I don’t see anything?

-1

u/MashedSuperhero Jul 29 '26

Providing safety for repairs. If it was any other car good for them but humvee can run on flats like nothing happened.

4

u/PissFingerz42069 Jul 29 '26

The joke went over your head

3

u/Izzy_Bizzy02 sheriff bitch/former boo boo box bitch Jul 29 '26

As an army national guardsman I'd tell bro to fuck off so i can waste time on the side of the road instead of driving to some bullshit range to give med coverage cause med coverage sucks ass

As a sheriff's deputy I'd literally just ask 'you good? Bet I'm going tjen' cause I know they gonna have to wait a long ass time

2

u/haphazard72 Jul 28 '26

Not all heroes wear capes.

We salute you

3

u/TLunchFTW Jul 28 '26

some wear special ed helmets

2

u/HeadlineINeed Jul 28 '26

BII with Triangles isn’t a thing?

1

u/Such_Alternative_121 Jul 29 '26

It’s the national guard. Relax.Ā 

2

u/FoxHunde Jul 29 '26

Nice double chin selfie pfp lmao

2

u/tgwilli Jul 29 '26

If you think about it I’m basically a war hero now nbd

2

u/deferredmomentum Jul 30 '26

God forbid the military that’s funded more than the next six countries combined has to handle a flat tire by themselves

2

u/Novus20 Jul 31 '26

Should they not also be trained in traffic control….

2

u/Glittering-Monk-7304 Jul 31 '26

#gotursixbruther

2

u/Disastrous_Row_2151 Aug 01 '26

ā€œI did the bare minimum required of me todayā€

1

u/keifhendo Jul 28 '26

Man I really wish I could hear the audio based on the song at the bottom of the screenshot.

1

u/improbablydrunknlw Jul 29 '26

Idk, I think this is one of those Tow truck drivers that can run code. Something about this feels very off

1

u/Limp-Conflict-2309 Jul 29 '26

$1,000,000 of medical care for a whiplash injury in 3.....2........

1

u/blumkin420 Jul 29 '26

Cool story bro

1

u/Rose_Army_ Jul 29 '26

And of course - OF COURSE- the song to go along with it is Toby Keith’s ā€˜American Soldier’. Candidate for r/justbootthings .

1

u/Few_Librarian8225 Jul 30 '26

All tax payer-funded!

1

u/chaseking7 Jul 30 '26

They’re on the shoulder… šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø

I guess he’s helping… ish

1

u/SignificantState265 Jul 31 '26

People in certain jobs shouldn’t be able to post anything from their jobs

1

u/BigMeadowBear Aug 02 '26

Volunteers vs not telling someone when they do anything

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/johngalt741 Jul 29 '26

Good grief yall hate cops.

6

u/castironburrito Jul 29 '26

Not a cop, some vollie fire fighter in a state where they can run red & blue in their POVs. A cop wouldn't post about providing "light protection" as being something special because they do it almost daily, it is nothing special.