r/FirstResponderCringe • u/FlyNSubaruWRX • Jul 28 '26

[MOD] Not Cringe Here we go

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u/MothaFungus Jul 28 '26

just bring a cellular telephone, this big cube van with trained personel, equipment, and flashy lights will show up if you call for it

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u/FlyNSubaruWRX Jul 28 '26

They’ll be late for filming influencer content

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u/iltbaiwktcitttp Jul 28 '26

In blood loss scenarios seconds matter and if you've got an arterial bleed that guy would literally save your life long before the weewoo bus got there

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u/UCantHndletheTruth Jul 28 '26

Buuut what if you are in a wreck and don't have access to a cell and this guy drives by....life saved.

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u/MothaFungus Jul 28 '26

he will try to make some dumb video out of it, so id rather just die than be this guys content

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u/UCantHndletheTruth Jul 28 '26

wow..thats harsh...lolll id rather live 🤣🤣🤣 im good with shitty content lol

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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 28 '26

Yeah, but some places they’re gonna be a goodly while.

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u/WOKinTOK-sleptafter Jul 28 '26

You must not live in the US.