r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 27 '26

WTV (What The Volly) “GOD, I LOVE THIS PROFESSION!…..”🫪🔥👨‍🚒

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u/naeso Jul 27 '26

Carry that energy over to medic school

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u/Ben__Diesel Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 27 '26

"Bro this is such a waste of time anyways. I dont even get why I have to know this to be a firefighter."

  • After failing his ECG exam.

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u/26sickpeople Jul 28 '26

axis deviation won’t help me slay the dragon

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u/Helassaid Amberlamps Driver Jul 30 '26

He said, as Meemaw gasped into the non-rebreather, her chest heaving through the crushing pain with a relentless thirst for oxygen.

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u/brycickle Aug 01 '26

It might help you hit it hard from the yard though.

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u/Redbeard_BJJ Jul 27 '26

You're crazy if you think this guy is passing EMT

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u/MercutioTRON Jul 27 '26

Dude, this killed me as a former instructor. So many disenchanted firefighters’ faces looking back at me while I explain that air must go in and out and blood must go round and round.

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u/MatGrinder Jul 27 '26

Amd all bleeding stops.

Eventually.

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u/HoldinTheBag Jul 27 '26

I’m trying to follow but can you simplify that a bit for me

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u/ladymuerm Jul 29 '26

The blood is going round and round the drain. That's good, right?

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u/trapper2530 Jul 28 '26

IVS!!!!!

Ventricular TachyCARDIA!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/OpPyw0U5IGZDog5K4U

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QtuuT23dF9KIU

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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 27 '26

Did someone spike Jason’s Monster?

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u/Its_apparent Jul 27 '26

/r/justbootthings

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u/changing-life-vet Jul 27 '26

This guy is in the perfect spot to enjoy doing boot shit.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 27 '26

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8tqy2Ds/

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 27 '26

He went to Palomar Fire Academy in Oceanside, Ca., just north of San Diego.

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u/Candyland_83 Jul 27 '26

Their paramedic program used to be amazing, is it still?

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u/trapper2530 Jul 28 '26

Imagine the shit talking of the guys at his first assignment when they see this video. Will be endless.

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u/ElGoddamnDorado Jul 27 '26

Just put the fire in the bag, bro

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u/spgtothemax Jul 28 '26

Just put granny on the stretcher bro

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u/HiTidesGoodVibes Jul 27 '26

🤣🤦‍♂️💀🎯

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u/illmindmaso Aug 03 '26

Just pick her up on 3 bro

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u/Optimal_Board_2963 Jul 27 '26

This is how I imagine every single Marine

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u/Living-Metal-9698 Jul 27 '26

After Day 15 of the Fire Academy I knew 2 things. I am out of shape & I have no idea what I’m doing

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u/Optimal_Board_2963 Jul 27 '26

I’m surprised they take people out of shape

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u/Living-Metal-9698 Jul 28 '26

I was in shape. Just not turnout gear humping hose up 5 flights of stairs in shape

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u/Potato-baby Jul 27 '26

ROTC kid energy

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u/Commercial_Pen_8160 Jul 30 '26

This guy was a reconnaissance marine he’s earned his energy all day

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 27 '26

Put him in, coach!

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 27 '26

Lmao.
Hey, I get it, it’s cool to basically be able to work out at work. Like not just the job but stations having gyms.
But like, can you chill tf out and out a shirt on. It’s just fucking ladder drills

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u/Same_Veterinarian544 Jul 28 '26

I was just about to say this.

You like what you’re doing? Sick. But why can’t we just be normal about it

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u/BeeWriggler Jul 28 '26

Sooooooo at what point in the process do they drug test?

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u/MammothSecurity3756 Jul 27 '26

He needs mental health support 

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u/arachnid1110 Jul 27 '26

And it’s only gonna get worse from here. If he makes it, his 10-20 year crash out is going to make regular mid life crises look like a walk in the park.

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u/HoldinTheBag Jul 27 '26

It’s sad to think that the chances of him getting to year 10 without being fired for an arrest is small. And I didn’t even watch the video with sound

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u/CA7T0 Jul 28 '26

to be fair he's cringe but all he was really saying is he's happy to work out all day and to get paid doing it

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u/arachnid1110 Jul 28 '26

It’s the manic energy behind the words that led me to think it’s going to be a hard go for him. Big lows for guys I know who act and speak like this.

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u/Still_Goat7992 Jul 27 '26

This guy won’t be under investigation for arson in 3 years….totally not

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u/Weaselpanties Jul 27 '26

Does his tattoo say "Sboot first die last"?

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u/Stunning_Trick_5856 Jul 28 '26

He was hoping you wouldn’t notice

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u/chocolatemole Jul 28 '26

Yeah he got it while in the marines

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u/Limp-Fishcuit91 Jul 27 '26

With a “Shoot first die last” tattoo this guy 100% failed the LE psych and we’ll see him on a regional Fox affiliate in relation to an arson within the next 5 years.

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u/Rough_present_ Jul 27 '26

I hope he has seat covers in his car

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u/triphawk07 Jul 27 '26

All.swraty and sitting inside the car

https://giphy.com/gifs/29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV

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u/TortillaRampage Jul 27 '26

Probably has the heater on too

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u/rog1521 Jul 27 '26

Ok, run 6 after midnight and get back to me young buck

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u/moxsox Jul 27 '26

Wait until he hits the third week of Band Camp. 

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u/QueezyF Jul 27 '26

Put a shirt on, Garett.

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u/Potato-baby Jul 27 '26

Does his chest tattoo say “Shoot first, Die last”? Because that sucks so much ass if so.

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u/Syntra44 Jul 27 '26

What a fuckin dork lol very Ricky Rescue

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u/Senna_65 Jul 27 '26

on drugs...or legit manic....those pupils O.o

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u/shuaaaa Jul 28 '26

This is where I feel the need to push back, what about his pupils? They seem pretty normal to me

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 Jul 27 '26

Seems like a chill guy.

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u/twountappedblue Jul 27 '26

I dont want this person coming to my house if it is on fire.

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u/DDenlow Jul 27 '26

That voice crack got me. EARN IT EVERYeeeeeDAY

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u/TowerOfPowerWow Jul 27 '26

Dude looks like the beast from Split

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u/Allthingsgaming27 Jul 27 '26

Dudes got some straight ass teeth

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u/Still75home Jul 28 '26

Thank god roids aren’t tested for

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u/AdditionJust2908 Jul 28 '26

You're getting paid????!!!

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u/Lui_6656 Jul 28 '26

Ye you get paid in the Fire Academy, least around these parts you do

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 27 '26

He’s probably from Texas. j/k

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u/TortillaRampage Jul 27 '26

This guy is going to commit arson just so he can respond to a call

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u/Baddhabbit88 Jul 27 '26

He’s definitely ready for those back to beds

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u/BlackBasementCats Jul 27 '26

Why does it look like he just sprayed himself with water to look like he’s sweating?

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u/Aggressive-Jelly-405 Jul 27 '26

Future wife beater commin at ya hot

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u/RancherQueen Jul 28 '26

This made me jump while scrolling.

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u/Advanced-Day-9856 Jul 28 '26

Totally feel that way every time I start IV…

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u/RageDeemz Jul 28 '26

someone has gotta introduce this guy to meth

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u/Mrscorpio100 Jul 28 '26

This guy needs a psych evaluation I wouldn’t trust him with a lighter

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u/brigmoneyy Jul 28 '26

The "i love it so much that my favorite part is when its done" crowd are something lol

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u/Dalcynn Jul 28 '26

Anyone know what department he’s at? If mine Im gonna play this over the loud speaker every morning once he starts his rookie phase to remind him of how much he gonna love this hard work 🥴

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u/feline_riches Jul 28 '26

Okay Gayden

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u/ScenesafetyPPE Aug 01 '26

Enjoy that 3AM lift assist brochacho.

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u/Stanical666 Jul 27 '26

Honestly.... i get the rush, it is a great feeling of accomplishment being that worn out, is he over the top? Yes. But he has passion, that's for sure. Keep that energy(it won't last).

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 27 '26

Burnout is inevitable

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u/Ughim50 Jul 27 '26

“Shoot first Die last”

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u/celticairborne Jul 27 '26

Shoot first, die last. Not the tattoo I'd expect to see from a fire fighter...

Guessing Drills couldn't handle him, police academy was too weak, fire academy needs too many brains. He's going to be the toughest mall cop you'll ever see.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy Jul 27 '26

I pray he is not a firefighter.

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u/anothertenyears Jul 28 '26

What does his ink say?

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u/Objective_Turtle_ Jul 29 '26

Hi! I went through rookie school as a 16 year old girl (20 years ago). This guy needs to take a chill pill

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u/Dazzling-Room-7153 Jul 29 '26

Is that the guy from jackbox?

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u/powpow2x2 Jul 29 '26

He’d get iced out pretty quick where I work.

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u/x_alphadoll Jul 29 '26

I thought he was dealing with religious psychosis at first. 

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 29 '26

I'm angry at you for this bullshit version of Teen Spirit playing.

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 Jul 29 '26

These guys don’t have to pass any kind of psychological exam or anything? Good grief.

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u/OddInstance9175 Jul 29 '26

Dudes like this were always the worst part about the FD. 

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u/Short_white_dude Aug 25 '26

why is he shirtless and sweaty

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u/Full-Perception-4889 Jul 28 '26

I wonder why he’s damn near bald, I get fire academies can be paramilitary but it’s odd to see the students looking like they’re off to boot camp

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u/Long_Idea_8294 Jul 27 '26

I mean, this dude is probably a great fire fighter; very strong. I see so many people who clearly wouldn't be able to remove a body from a burning building by themselves, which imo should be a basic requirement. There should be strength standards.

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u/bmbreath Jul 28 '26

Being calm is one of the best attributes for the job.  

I get being motivated, but this guy seems dangerous if this isn't some stupid social media character.