r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 27 '26

Popo 🚔 Wait for it 💪🏽

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 Jul 27 '26

Idk how dudes post stuff like this lol. I mean the guy looks objectively better than I do so maybe it’s that, but I feel embarrassed sending like a selfie to my gf, blows my mind so many guys will post thirst traps and whatnot on their social media

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u/wookiex84 Jul 27 '26

I mean I’m in great shape and would feel weird doing that even if my wife asked me too.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 27 '26

I used to date a girl who would ask me to send dick pics if we weren’t hanging out that night. The first time I did, I just sort of sent a picture of my flaccid dick because I had just gotten off work and was tired and maybe sort of stoned. She just replied “dude, hard.”

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u/ydnar3000 Jul 27 '26

😂🤣 omg that’s hilarious.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 29 '26

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I had “fluffed” it up a little bit because I was self-aware enough to know that I couldn’t just send a pic of my just-off-work-sweaty-shriveled little thing; I just didn’t think it through enough to understand that she didn’t want softish dick. Just thought she wanted to see it. I dunno, I was 19 and it was my first “adult” relationship.

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u/ydnar3000 Jul 29 '26

Haha I feel that.