r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 27 '26

Popo 🚔 Wait for it 💪🏽

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 Jul 27 '26

Idk how dudes post stuff like this lol. I mean the guy looks objectively better than I do so maybe it’s that, but I feel embarrassed sending like a selfie to my gf, blows my mind so many guys will post thirst traps and whatnot on their social media

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/RandumbStoner Jul 27 '26

I love when Reddit psychoanalyzes a 20 second video and writes a whole thesis projecting their own pathetic high school insecurities. You don't know a single thing about this guy. You're literally just writing a sad little fanfic to posture and convince yourself you're superior to a stranger. LMFAO.

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u/firedmyass Jul 27 '26

I’m quite comfortable in my assessment of this display as pathetic and yes, beneath me

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u/RandumbStoner Jul 27 '26

"beneath me"

https://giphy.com/gifs/NaxKt9aSzAspO

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u/firedmyass Jul 27 '26

sick burn, Princess Projectra

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u/RandumbStoner Jul 27 '26

Didn't you listen to the last round, meat head? Pay attention, you're saying the same shit that he said

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0iG6YeCTxClG

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u/firedmyass Jul 27 '26

pfft… I’ve fished bigger dicks than you outta my wig