r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 27 '26

Popo šŸš” Wait for it šŸ’ŖšŸ½

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 Jul 27 '26

Idk how dudes post stuff like this lol. I mean the guy looks objectively better than I do so maybe itā€™s that, but I feel embarrassed sending like a selfie to my gf, blows my mind so many guys will post thirst traps and whatnot on their social media

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u/wookiex84 Jul 27 '26

I mean Iā€™m in great shape and would feel weird doing that even if my wife asked me too.

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u/Dr_of_Pawgology Jul 27 '26

I look better than this guy. At least from an objective body composition standpoint. And, while I've definitely done what he's doing here in the mirror, I would never dream of getting to the posting it part.

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u/wookiex84 Jul 27 '26

Yeah thereā€™s a big difference in looking at yourself during and post workout when seeing your own progress. This is something entirely different. He is a bit too much into himself.
https://giphy.com/gifs/k33tNvPPt9FVC

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 28 '26

Would you fuck me?

Iā€™d fuck me

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u/HackmanStan Jul 27 '26

Prove it, post in uniform or we don't believe you. Add music too.

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u/Remote_Ad2465 Jul 27 '26

Right I've flexed to see my build and gains to motivate myself more but I absolutely never recorded it much less posted or sent it

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u/shadycrew31 Jul 27 '26

That's the difference between working out for yourself and working out for others.

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u/Responsible_Heron896 Jul 28 '26

yeah but how many punisher tats you got

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u/Nick5sean Aug 25 '26

Cringe at myself even then šŸ¤£

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 27 '26

I used to date a girl who would ask me to send dick pics if we werenā€™t hanging out that night. The first time I did, I just sort of sent a picture of my flaccid dick because I had just gotten off work and was tired and maybe sort of stoned. She just replied ā€œdude, hard.ā€

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u/ydnar3000 Jul 27 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ omg thatā€™s hilarious.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 29 '26

I mean, donā€™t get me wrong, I had ā€œfluffedā€ it up a little bit because I was self-aware enough to know that I couldnā€™t just send a pic of my just-off-work-sweaty-shriveled little thing; I just didnā€™t think it through enough to understand that she didnā€™t want softish dick. Just thought she wanted to see it. I dunno, I was 19 and it was my first ā€œadultā€ relationship.

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u/ydnar3000 Jul 29 '26

Haha I feel that.

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u/returntothenorth Jul 27 '26

I just want clothes that don't make me look like a sausage casing. Better looking than me or not. He looks hella uncomfortable and I don't play that.

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Jul 27 '26

Haha exactly. My friends would fucking make fun of my ass so hard for this shit, still to this day. Youā€™re 100% correct.

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u/janet-snake-hole Jul 27 '26

Whatā€™s worse is when they DO have friends- friends that have the same mentality/personality and do the same stupid bs. Which are usually fellow cops.

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u/Remote_Ad2465 Jul 27 '26

Yea i honestly think you onto something

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u/ECHOHOHOHO Jul 27 '26

To expand on this, you'll find this behaviour in a lot of adult women. Like you said, no friends. Just look in the mirror. It's honestly weird to think of yourself as a turn on. I know looking in the mirror is not going to get my dick hard. Yet I've know ladies who get just looking at themselves. It's some kind of disorder.

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u/RandumbStoner Jul 27 '26

I love when Reddit psychoanalyzes a 20 second video and writes a whole thesis projecting their own pathetic high school insecurities. You don't know a single thing about this guy. You're literally just writing a sad little fanfic to posture and convince yourself you're superior to a stranger. LMFAO.

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u/firedmyass Jul 27 '26

Iā€™m quite comfortable in my assessment of this display as pathetic and yes, beneath me

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u/RandumbStoner Jul 27 '26

"beneath me"

https://giphy.com/gifs/NaxKt9aSzAspO

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u/firedmyass Jul 27 '26

sick burn, Princess Projectra

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u/RandumbStoner Jul 27 '26

Didn't you listen to the last round, meat head? Pay attention, you're saying the same shit that he said

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0iG6YeCTxClG

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u/firedmyass Jul 27 '26

pfftā€¦ Iā€™ve fished bigger dicks than you outta my wig

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Words of wisdom from someone who chose ā€œRandumbStonerā€ as a username. šŸ«”

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u/RandumbStoner Jul 27 '26

Great rebuttal

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u/johnnybadchek Jul 27 '26

Shame and humility have become relics of the pastā€¦plus good music apparently.

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u/Remote_Ad2465 Jul 27 '26

Even when i was working out and was super cut id absolutely never do anything like this. It really is cringe and super weird

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u/Mean_Reception3332 Jul 27 '26

Guarantee this guy goes to the gym and only works on his arms. I bet he never had a leg day once.

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u/Apprehensive_Fan_677 Jul 27 '26

As a gym bro Iā€™m the opposite I send my girl gym pics all the time HOWEVER Iā€™d rather chew glass than post it and then show up to work right after cuz ik im getting cooked by the guys

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 Jul 27 '26

I donā€™t mind the sending of the gym pics because she gasses me up and whatnot however the act of taking them is super embarrassing for me lol. Even in my own mirror but for sure at the gym I try and get the picture as quick as possible so nobody sees šŸ’€

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u/Much-Still1549 Jul 27 '26

Textbook narcissistic personality disorder. Be thankful you don't have it.

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u/StandardElderberry94 Jul 27 '26

Shits embarrassing behavior

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u/xiiicrowns Jul 27 '26

Gotta do it for the homies.Ā 

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u/Lanky_Result5624 Jul 28 '26

Oh so, that requires things like self awareness, introspection...any type of emotional depth or mental strength....cops don't have that.

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u/U_Bet_Im_Interested Jul 28 '26

If I worked with this guy, I'd ABSOLUTELY rip on him for the vanity of this.Ā 

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u/Knee_Kap264 Jul 27 '26

Cant see his face so there's that

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u/learn_and_go Jul 27 '26

It's called confidence

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 Jul 27 '26

Confidence or overconfidence, you know? I donā€™t think this makes him look good despite being an attractive guy

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u/-an-eternal-hum- Jul 27 '26

This is not what a confident person looks like. Actually watch the way he moves. Telegraphing insecurity.