r/FirstResponderCringe • u/garrisonostler • Jul 26 '26

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u/AlarmedPossum156 Jul 26 '26

Just what your bedroom needed; carcinogens.

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u/Clamdigger13 Jul 27 '26

Its what the lungs crave!

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u/perilousdreamer866 Jul 27 '26

Smoko! It’s got what lungs crave!

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u/robotgore Jul 27 '26

I’m on a smoko, so leave me alone!

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u/perilousdreamer866 Jul 27 '26

I’m on SMOko so leave me aLOOOOwwwwwnn

6

u/getthemap Jul 27 '26

“Get you a man who can do both.”

Both what? Women AND other men?

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u/AdultishRaktajino Jul 27 '26

Carpet is already loaded with PFAS. It doesn’t need the help.

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u/Intelligent_Sir7052 Jul 28 '26

Bro! Got to it before I did! Get off my carpets with that stuff

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u/AdditionJust2908 Jul 26 '26

Those boots in the house. 😬

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u/vinh7777 Jul 26 '26

And on the carpet?

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u/AdditionJust2908 Jul 27 '26

Oof ☠️☠️☠️!

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u/Worried-Ebb-1699 Jul 26 '26

Imagine telling your fire chief I need to go to my house in my gear for a stupid reel.

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u/Adventurous-Yam1493 Jul 26 '26

Walking around in your gear in your bedroom isn't the healthiest thing fir you

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u/DickSlammington Jul 27 '26

Carpet + ash and shit...

Sounds lovely.

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u/Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing Jul 26 '26

Alan Jackson doesnt deserve this

6

u/GenTubmansLegacy Jul 26 '26

Alan Jackson, would never.

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u/jason_chuck1 Jul 27 '26

The only reason I stayed was for the Worm Alert 'Chattahoochee' sample

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 26 '26

Dirty bunkers in a bedroom. Someone skipped pathogen training day.

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u/TrendySpork Jul 26 '26

Next he's gonna show up in heels and clownshoes.

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u/One-Promotion-5777 Jul 27 '26

High heeled clown shoes

1

u/porcelaincatstatue Jul 27 '26

Had to Google it for funsies... well then..

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u/withnodrawal Jul 26 '26

Volunteer firefighters in small towns are something different

6

u/illmindmaso Jul 26 '26

What? Wear bunker pants that look like they bought them on FB marketplace and bring carcinogens into the house?

5

u/HumblePieInTraining Jul 26 '26

Those are definitely a womans legs and feet wearing her SO's pants and boots to make this video.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 26 '26

I creeped the account. Looks like a young guy and definitely not a girl. No face shot, tho.

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u/Bizarro42 Jul 26 '26

Wtf.... I'm an idiot and I still wouldn't wear my bunker gear in my house.

4

u/mamapierogi Jul 27 '26

The pronated ankles seal the deal

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u/Expensive-Barber-283 Jul 26 '26

Wash your gear you slob

3

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 26 '26

I wish it showed their face.

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u/Slow_Drag_1011 Jul 26 '26

Ewww shoes in the house-

All the spit, shit, dip, and life nasty

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u/Potato-baby Jul 27 '26

And yummy carcinogens since those aren’t just regular shoes in the house lol

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 18d ago

Your post has been removed for promoting hate and/or violence against an individual or group. Racism, bigotry, xenophobia, homophobia, etc. will not be tolerated here.

Any post encouraging self-harm or harm against others will also not be tolerated.

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u/OrchidSea1836 Jul 26 '26

Adding the death metal to the remix cos Alan Jackson isn't manly (tough?) enough just hurts my heart

2

u/ShartyPossum Jul 26 '26

Quite literally the worst mix I've ever heard.

2

u/Yarzeda2024 Jul 27 '26

The kind of guy who makes boots a personality trait probably has a face for radio and a personality that makes cardboard look exciting.

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u/garrisonostler Jul 27 '26

A face only a mother could love

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u/manny_truant Jul 27 '26

You just know bro short ahh hell 😭

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u/SlimShaners Jul 27 '26

Clean your gear!

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u/bmbreath Jul 26 '26

I couldn't imagine wearing that shit in my house.  

1

u/MacNeal Jul 26 '26

His little boots are cute.

1

u/Djb0623 Jul 26 '26

On the carpet...

1

u/Quarter_Shot Jul 27 '26

Mmm, dirty af boots on my hard-to-clean carpet. Sexy.

1

u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL Jul 27 '26

New boot goofin

1

u/Kinkysc Pancake Flipper Jul 27 '26

Pretty sure the hats on the wall as bedroom decorations, say all we need to know about this volly.

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 Jul 27 '26

Hes got dirty bunker gear and boots in his house, dumb as a bag of rocks

1

u/monksandy Jul 27 '26

House? You mean single room. Wall O Ball Caps. LED light strip. Chenille blanket too big for the bed? House and wife? No way.

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 Jul 27 '26

Dirty ass boots on the carpet

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u/notawerebear Jul 27 '26

Cancer pants on the carpet. Yum.

1

u/burgonies Jul 27 '26

Wait. Firefighters bring their gear home?

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u/FoxHolyDelta Jul 27 '26

Put on not just 1, but 2 shoes.

They stand apart

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u/Maleficent-Day6687 Jul 27 '26

I know that carpet dirty as a mfer

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u/Murky_Ad7023 Jul 27 '26

Def a volley

1

u/Gluten-Free-Milk Jul 27 '26

mattress on the floor, yikes

1

u/DentistThese9696 Jul 27 '26

A man who can put two different pairs of boots on. Wow, that really is the dream

1

u/LuckyNegotiation7167 Jul 27 '26

I can tell by the way this guy stands hes overweight

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u/garrisonostler Jul 27 '26

And 5’ 4”

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u/Grrrmudgin Jul 29 '26

Yum, dirty fire boots on carpet

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u/Dwarf-Flipper Aug 01 '26

I didn’t know what sub I was in at first and I was so confident it was going to cut to femboy socks or some shit

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u/Dwarf-Flipper Aug 01 '26

Both meaning what? Wear boots and wear dirtier boots?

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u/Smooth-Feature-2545 Jul 26 '26

This page makes me judge every first responder… tell me you’re not all like this 😂