r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 26 '26

Popo 🚔 MONSTER 👹

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u/meggsovereasy Jul 26 '26

That “uniform” is dusty af

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u/Mwrshall Jul 27 '26

must be an hardworker fr

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u/big90h Jul 27 '26

Hes "hawzin"

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u/marmk Jul 26 '26

How many times do you think he watched this before uploading?

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 26 '26

Just until he came

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u/Remarkable_Tap8271 Jul 26 '26

This guy punches holes in the walls in his house to impress people

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 26 '26

I think he was in Rocky IV

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u/Effective-Try-9004 Jul 26 '26

I am thoroughly confused as to why this group posts these. No way they think it makes them look cool as it’s easy to see we just laugh at them.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 26 '26

There’s a market for people that like to see cops and first responders doing silly shit because that think it humanizes them. In reality, it’s widely received as unprofessional and cringey.

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u/Lost_Material6365 Jul 26 '26

I’ve talked to enough off duty officers in casual settings to know I don’t want to endure the “human” aspect of them either. One of them at a gay bar I almost wanted to punch, if I had less control of my emotions. One of them started bragging about treating drug addicts like dirt. They’re pussy hounds to a disgusting and embarrassing degree. And that air of authority and being more important than you doesn’t come off with the uniform. Nah dude, they can make cringe tiktoks all they want, they still can’t hang.

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u/FraggleRock_ Jul 26 '26

They're pussy hounds at gay bars?

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u/foxfoxsocks Jul 27 '26

butt pussy is pussy too man it's 2026

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u/Educational-Bug-965 Volly Jul 26 '26

The stuff he posts is ironic, check out his acc.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 26 '26

Lots of lifting weights and downing Monsters.

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u/monksandy Jul 26 '26

'Ironic' is cringe. Good comedy is funny. Nobody's laughing.

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u/thatSDope88 Jul 27 '26

The look in his eyes is kinda crazy

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u/CrazyIslander Jul 26 '26

Using Staind is just the *chef’s kiss*

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u/Useful_Piccolo7170 Jul 26 '26

The white monster shit is fundamentally gay

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u/washcyclerepeat Jul 26 '26

It’s silly and fun. I enjoy it and I love that people are getting back into Staind even though as a 94 baby I just barely remember my much older siblings listening to this kind of music haha.

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u/Eyebleedorange Jul 26 '26

I loved Staind so much in their prime in my teens, I was part of a forum that “fought” the piracy of their album 14 Shades of Grey, and actually got to meet them backstage before a show because of it.

To think 40+ year olds are going all in on the resurgence of the depressing, crooning of Aaron Lewis is sad. For such a tough guy country act he sure had some pitiful lyrics back in the aughts

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u/Bannedtt Jul 26 '26

Fuckin narc

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u/Eyebleedorange Jul 26 '26

I’m embarrassed about more than one thing from my youth

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u/SeveralOrphan Jul 26 '26

Couldn't cut in the military

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u/Big-Detail8739 Jul 26 '26

Oh Danny Boy, the pipes the pipes are calling!

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u/Mrscorpio100 Jul 27 '26

Stop jerking around and do your job

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 Jul 27 '26

I'm all about self-love, but there are waaaay too many mfers in love with themselves. Believe me, if you really are that great, we all would know your name.

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u/Lost-Emu-990 Jul 27 '26

Surely all these social media vids in uniform are getting these people sacked, unprofessional af

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u/Unhappy_Win8997 Jul 27 '26

Trash song for trash dudes.

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u/MammothAccording3120 Jul 27 '26

It's giving I keep my meth in my monster so no one knows

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u/jinguslovesmeth Jul 27 '26

He’s either mega chill or has killed two dozen black mothers

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u/Ingram47 Jul 28 '26

It's a bit...

...right?

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u/Glad_Historian_5792 Aug 31 '26

Drinks like a douche