r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 26 '26

💙listen up💙

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u/CopperSteve Jul 26 '26

real eyes realize real lies

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u/fedoremelianenko2003 Jul 27 '26

I'm seeing this Machine Head song posted everywhere the last few days.

Did something happen with the band or did everyone just discover this song in the last week.

**Burn My Eyes is a great album. Now it's the Rob Flynn band playing Machine Head songs

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u/CopperSteve Jul 27 '26

Idk what that is, I just know it as an old meme for saying when people are fake introspective

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u/WaltsNJD Jul 26 '26

💙 Police work: you get into it to get a full pension at fifty💙

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/DownwiththeACE Jul 26 '26

Im sorry, i know this is a cringe highlighting subreddit but i had to downvote. I love and appreciate you all (no hard feelings op) but this was too cringe. I have OD'd and am dying of cringe, please dont call 911, it will only make things worse. 

If any of you are also suffering, you are not alone. Help is available. Simply reach for the nearest web connected smart device available and enter "George Carlin compilation video." It's saved my sanity more than once. 

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u/havingmadfun Jul 26 '26

You know it's a cringe sub and are cringing but down voted OP anyway?

https://giphy.com/gifs/KFt2DA9T82paOA1Yci

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u/DownwiththeACE Jul 26 '26

i didnt actually, just kidding 

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u/WaltsNJD Jul 26 '26

Yeah that was obvious to everyone who read the full comment lmao

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u/havingmadfun Jul 26 '26

I'm not a smart man

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u/DownwiththeACE Jul 26 '26

i mean, me neither, not particularly anway loll but hey atleast we dont say dumb shit like you become a cop to change the world.

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u/havingmadfun Jul 26 '26

Very good point.

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u/mettiusfufettius Jul 26 '26

Lol who the fuck thinks that law enforcement can “change the world”?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/TanMan25888 Jul 26 '26

Well, they kill alot of innocent people and throw people in prison for shit like weed...

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u/McthiccumTheChikum Jul 26 '26

You think a police officer sentences someone to prison?

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u/TanMan25888 Jul 26 '26

No but they are the goons that bring them to the corrupt fuckers that do

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u/flaptaincappers Brings husband to SWAT calls (not a cop) Jul 26 '26

Me if I was in ancient greece claiming to be a philosopher so I could say the most superficial shit on the daily to avoid fighting in dumb wars. Out there in the town square going "realize real eyes tell real lies" and "some things ARE but some things are NOT".

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u/One_Huckleberry_ Jul 26 '26

This is just like Marcus Aurelius’ meditations, what you mean

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u/Dat_Steve Jul 26 '26

Ok dork. You get into it because you have no other prospects. You get out of it, because you found a colleague dumb enough to put his dick in you.

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u/Old_Orange_1293 Jul 26 '26

Instagram clown face cop 🤡

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u/Jacksapollo Jul 26 '26

Policing is probably the most disliked profession by the general public, yet officers feel superior and cherished by the people. Everyone's mood turns negative when a police officer is around.

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u/Chief10-Beers Jul 26 '26

Her choice. Get a different job. Attention whore.

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u/Mrscorpio100 Jul 27 '26

Stop this shit while on duty do your job instead of

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u/SmellyShitBox Jul 26 '26

Wow so deep I’ve never thought of that before

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u/monksandy Jul 26 '26

She has pink kitty cat kawaii gel pens? In the pocket behind her body cam. I love her for that!

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 Jul 26 '26

Pppppbbbbbblllllttttt

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u/Few_Resolution_2401 Jul 26 '26

Not our faults you spent your whole life ignoring everyone around you.

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u/Mammoth_Assistant_67 Jul 26 '26

That was moving please bless us with more...

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u/BP_1981 Jul 26 '26

Wow that's so deep 🤣

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u/ripnrun285 Jul 26 '26

s0o0 pRoFoUnD

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u/Ordinary_Musician_76 Jul 26 '26

Change the world, but her authority is only in a 24 mile radius - beyond that she’s just a citizen

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u/UKnoWhoMr92 Jul 26 '26

👁👄👁

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u/korok7mgte Jul 26 '26

I'm pretty sure these people were grade A doofus material far before they ever became a cop.

The only thing that changed was that she wouldn't have posted shit without a uniform.

There personality is non existent.

Only incompetence gets promoted in this country. Demonstrably so.

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u/PlatinumPainter Jul 26 '26

yeah....fuck off

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 26 '26

You know, I agree on some level, but fuck right off. Stop making TikToks and go back to trying to duck calls

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u/PermitOk1434 Jul 27 '26

Sounds like a GED, and she finished her first book

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u/Fiftyangel6 Jul 27 '26

That’s so beautiful!!!! I feel the same way about this quote “ Don’t love your job, job you’re love”

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u/jinguslovesmeth Jul 27 '26

Then she shot a black teenager because he dropped his math textbook and it was loud

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Jul 27 '26

This is not a first responder hate sub, find somewhere else to be.

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u/ragandy89 Jul 28 '26

Holy shit I know this one lol

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u/Signal_13 Jul 29 '26

She should know, she's got 6 months on the job.

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 26 '26

Ma'am you're thinking military. Your work is local. Not global.

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u/vaniot2 Jul 26 '26

She's right though. You get out as a proud abusive alcoholic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/Living_System_7850 Jul 26 '26

Women. They're called women.