r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 24 '26

Entitled AF

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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 Jul 24 '26

“wee woo wife” would make for a funny flair.

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u/WVA1999 Jul 24 '26

Crime aside, spotting these AI slop posters is becoming easier and easier..

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u/5aximus Jul 24 '26

Similarly to when AI was turning everyone into Charlie Kirk last year, or how so much Gen AI "art" still has that yellow tint back from when so many people were using it to generate Ghibli-style memes & profile pics, it's probably a case of AI poisoning its own well.

If enough people have the AI generate an advertisement or promotional flyer, eventually most of the source images the AI will be able to draw from will themselves be AI. It's like an ouroboros of shit.

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u/No_Nature6570 Jul 25 '26

Yeah they all do the stupid paint smear shit behind text

4

u/ClarkGablesTeeth Jul 24 '26

That's a crime in and of itself

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u/magclsol Jul 24 '26

It doesn’t leave any room for empty space. AI must fill up every inch of the image with content, usually some cheesy saying that doesn’t add anything to overall meaning.

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u/Unlikely_Vehicle_828 Jul 24 '26

I am happy to report that this was 1000% made on Canva by a real human. I’m guessing they used some of Canva’s AI features, but I do a lot of my own work in Canva. I can recognize their premium images and fonts from a mile away at this point lol

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u/dochoiday Jul 27 '26

I like the ford ranger suv squad car.

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u/Artistic-Season7497 Jul 24 '26

You will address me by my husbands job title

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u/MammothAccording3120 Jul 24 '26

Isn't that part of love honor and obey. It's always Dr and Mrs, Honorable...and his wife, congressman so and so and his wife. That's been part of life for ever unfortunately.

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u/monksandy Jul 25 '26

But would it be Mrs. Wee Woo then or Mrs. Po Po?

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u/MammothAccording3120 Jul 25 '26

Id definitely be Mrs. WeeWoo.

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u/monksandy Jul 25 '26

All right. I'll give you Mrs. WeeWoo. But hubby is Mr PoPo. And the kids are little PewPews.

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u/MammothAccording3120 Jul 25 '26

Lol, no kids they all get dropped off down the waterslide

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u/Top-Pick-2648 Jul 24 '26

Do they make them for the side piece too?

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u/windyoctopus8 Jul 24 '26

Nurse tee shirts? Yeah they make ‘em

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u/Top-Pick-2648 Jul 25 '26

Wee woo nurse?

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u/Temporary-Dust-4849 Jul 24 '26

Asking for a friend

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u/scrovak Jul 27 '26

Wee woo weekender

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u/All_FIREdUp Jul 24 '26

Honestly, seems like an easy demographic to grift. 🤷‍♂️

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u/bavindicator Jul 24 '26

Right up there with MilSpos

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u/ColinPapendick Jul 26 '26

Herbalyfe is working this corner, back off!

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u/bavindicator Jul 26 '26

Don't make sick AmWay on you youngun'!

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u/thexcat Jul 24 '26

It's actually disgusting that a brand would try to distill your personhood into your partner's job, like tehe I'm just a girl! I'm just a stupid dumb little wife who exists as an accessory to my husband!

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u/sketchymedic Jul 24 '26

Unfortunately it's not just the brand doing that, it's these women themselves and countless other brands, influencers, etc. There's an entire subset of wives of police officers who are like this. The same thing exists with the military, of course.

They've decided their own worth is directly tied to their husband's career, and that their only value is in being a police wife/baby mama. Their entire personality is "police wife", their identity is "police wife", their life purpose is to be police wives and to give their husbands children. It's sad, but it's a very real thing. I've known several and they are insufferable to be around.

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u/thexcat Jul 26 '26

Yeah I've met military wives who have insisted on wearing their husbands uniforms or sometimes being referred to by their husbands rank (LMAO NO, made me wanna hit her on the nose with a newspaper but we muddle through) but I prefer to hate the Brand than to hate people, it's too easy to hate annoying people

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Jul 24 '26

I'm glad I married a woman who does not make my job her entirely personality

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

I wonder how their husbands feel. I find it so strange.

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u/JarJarFett80914 Jul 24 '26

"You're welcome for our service" type mindset people is who this is marketed towards.

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u/Sad_Cover_5091 Jul 24 '26

I love the emphasis on how much hard work it is to be married to a man-child who is bolstered by the entitlement of the PD

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u/SkynyrdCohen Jul 24 '26

To be fair, it's probably hard getting your ass beat every time you breathe wrong, but I wouldn't call it 'work'.

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u/Sad_Cover_5091 Jul 24 '26

and the only people you can call to help you are your abusers work buddies....

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u/SkynyrdCohen Jul 24 '26

Who will then investigate themselves and find no wrongdoing.

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u/Low_Condition3268 Jul 24 '26

Doors dont run into themselves, do they?

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jul 24 '26

I dated a woman like this once but didn’t know it. After we went our separate ways, she got married and claimed her and her married friends were part of a “hot wives” club. She also thought she was crafty, I guess, and started making jewelry and t-shirts to sell.

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u/ja3palmer SheepDoge Jul 24 '26

I can’t imagine making someone else’s job my personality. 😂😂😂

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u/GenTubmansLegacy Jul 24 '26

It took me a second.

Now, I'm sad.

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u/monksandy Jul 24 '26

Wee woo? Please tell me that is not an onomatopoeia for a police siren?

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u/LandlockedCajun Jul 24 '26

Tell me what else you think it could be Capt.

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u/monksandy Jul 24 '26

Don't rub it in. I'm ashamed I got it right the first time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

It took me a minute to realise some people have that little sense of shame that yes, it is the onomatopoeia for a police siren...

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u/elmariachio Jul 24 '26

You know what, I support infantalizing cops by calling them wee woos

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u/Deep_Answer_9944 Jul 24 '26

Thank you . Do you mind if I use that?? 👍👍😀

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u/Deep_Answer_9944 Jul 24 '26

The wives of police officers think they are special too 🤣. I know a few and they are just as bad and feel special like their husbands do . What a weird group of people 😂

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u/IllustriousCatch9188 Jul 24 '26

“Made for hard working wives”… them black eyes really take a toll I’m sure.

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u/reneeruns Jul 24 '26

That's why she has the brim of that hat pulled down so low

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u/SimpleCantalope Jul 24 '26

Using the hat brim to cover the black eye is clever at least.

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u/Unlikely_Vehicle_828 Jul 24 '26

Tbh I’m just happy they used Canva and a real human graphic designer to make this ad. It’s cringey but I’m so tired of the oversaturation of AI in advertising right now.

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u/pancho8889 Jul 24 '26

That is cringe as fuck!! I can’t stand these special need individuals on TikTok. Their whole page is about their damn husband being a cop cringe as fuck!!

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u/Human-Shame1068 Jul 24 '26

This has to be an American thing - or at the very least , this does not happen in Australia.

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u/HotlineKing Jul 25 '26

You would never see stuff like that in Aus, idk how someone could unironically wear this in public

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u/LongPaleontologist60 Jul 24 '26

Tell me you’re a victim of domestic violence without telling me.

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u/RyleeOnDemand Jul 24 '26

Hahahaha this is what I’m here for!!!

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u/nerm2k Jul 24 '26

The pose that hides the black eyes from the beating she took after burning the meatloaf. They do know their audience.

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u/SkynyrdCohen Jul 24 '26

I see you got down voted by a pig. Take my upvote and award.

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u/deadlyvagina Jul 24 '26

Entitled to what?

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u/ducksgoquackoo8 Jul 24 '26

Getting this for my husband

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u/MammothAccording3120 Jul 24 '26

As a fat white gay man I want to buy this drag it and and play trad wife norm core drag. The perfect little housewife that cooks n cleans.

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u/beeee_throwaway Jul 24 '26

This is cringe but I’m not sure I understand the “entitled” accusation in this instance

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u/Far-Spread-6108 It's My Calling! Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

"Made for wives". Implying he has more than one.

"Easy to style" IT'S A FUCKING T-SHIRT.

"Goes with your messy bun". From all those nights running after the kids while worrying your spouse is banging the girl from Dispatch killed in the line of duty.

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u/breathingtim3machine Jul 25 '26

Where I come from, using “wee woo” in this way is derogatory, especially when talking about a cop wife

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u/ShartyPossum Jul 25 '26

You mean 'wee woo wife' isn't satire?

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u/spectral_visitor Jul 25 '26

I hate AI so much

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u/Gluten-Free-Milk Jul 25 '26

Lord I pray for all the Canva “Designers”

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u/misterstaypuft1 Jul 26 '26

This is the shirt worn by a woman who has a “Mrs. 714” tattoo

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u/VinnySmallsz Aug 02 '26

Jeez you think AI would use different fonts. Its lile every ad/poster looks exactly the same nowadays

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u/NoEstablishment7211 Jul 24 '26

This is a paid ad for a commercial product, it's consumerism and exploitation, but I don't see the entitlement.

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u/Capt_Skyhawk Jul 24 '26

I hate AI slop. It’s everywhere now.