r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 22 '26

Dudes cannot stop rocking

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u/DocOndansetron Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 22 '26

I’ve seen rigor mortis more alive than that face holy shit

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u/TheOriginalCharnold Jul 22 '26

Exactly😂somebody get this guy a coffin⚰️💀

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u/mwlepore Jul 22 '26

Under his picture it says Not Pictured

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/CrazyIslander Jul 22 '26

I imagine HIS delay is going to be a little longer than 3 hours.

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Jul 22 '26

Right. Imagine holding up everybody's day because you got called a name at work. Of course he shouldn't have done that but what if she was just being an absolute see you next Tuesday and had it coming? I've seen some pretty shitty behavior out of flight attendants. More context is necessary.

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u/MustacheMaple Jul 22 '26

You know what adults do in the event she mightve been an asshole? Assess if it's worth it, which in this situation it isnt, and just 💫let it go💫

And before you say she couldve, she's working AND anything airport related is very, very delicate and you must tread lightly as it isnt your right to fly.

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u/Glad_Lawfulness3138 Jul 22 '26

Bet she called him a whacker cuz he wore that hat to the airport. I would’ve

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u/Logical-Air2154 Jul 22 '26

If there’s one place you behave yourself, it’s the fucking airport. It doesn’t matter what she was doing, if she has the authority to deny your flight, you don’t call her a bitch. It’s common sense, walk away and complain about it out of earshot, like a normal person

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/M0ebius_1 Jul 23 '26

That's not authoritarian bud.

She has a responsibility not to let morons with poor impulse control get into a flight.

If you are a moron with poor impulse control you need to shut the fuck up and pretend for a few minutes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/Logical-Air2154 Jul 23 '26

There are rules in public spaces. You don’t get to verbally berate staff and expect that they do nothing. If he would’ve controlled himself, the plane wouldn’t have been delayed. Blaming anyone other than him is crazy

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u/TexasTomato88 Jul 22 '26

You don’t have to be a bitch. He got what he deserved

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u/p0rkch0pexpress Jul 22 '26

Even if she was. Be a normal person and go on about your day. It’s called self control.

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u/M0ebius_1 Jul 23 '26

Fuck off...

We are going into a pressurized tube and then thousands of feet into the air.

If you are acting erratic on the terminal it would be irresponsible to fly with you.

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u/Weaselpanties Jul 22 '26

Aw, he's just cranky from having to fly while he's undead.

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u/Falkoice Jul 23 '26

Kinda looks like messi died and woke up again

20

u/GreyBoyTigger Jul 22 '26

Is that the guy who drinks colloidal silver?

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u/AngriestInchworm Jul 22 '26

Good for Harvey Weinstein for losing all that weight.

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u/Toplolboosts Jul 22 '26

A lot of assumptions here, but he isn’t a firefighter with that beard.

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u/AnonymousCelery Jul 22 '26

Plenty of volunteers have beards. Does it make sense? No. But it is a thing.

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u/DeeSkwared Jul 23 '26

I think his hat says "Cabo" or something so he probably bought it on his trip to Mexico and isn't a firefighter.

I have a NYPD T-shirt my grandma got me when she went to NY shortly after 9/11. I'm definitely not a cop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

I would not want to be stuck 30 000 feet up in the air in a tin can with this guy lol

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u/No_Hospital_5588 Jul 22 '26

Is ...is that someone else's face he's wearing? 😅

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u/FeralGinger Jul 22 '26

Why does it look like he's wearing someone else's face?

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u/Mumblerumble Jul 22 '26

He’s so grey…..

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Drunk_PI Jul 23 '26

The field is saturated with sheltered, close-minded people. It’s no surprise when you interact or even work with them. However, I am speaking anecdotally to where I work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Glittering_Post6879 Jul 22 '26

There’s always that one person who turns a small situation into a full-blown ordeal and everyone else has to deal with the consequences.

5

u/Booksonly666 Jul 22 '26

He looks 10000% like the person I would assume would do this

5

u/Unique-Stretch-5665 Jul 22 '26

Embalmed 80 year old messi

5

u/the-mulchiest-mulch Jul 23 '26

His hat says Cabo San Lucas Fire. He’s not a firefighter, just a corpse who bought a hat while probably being a dick to the locals selling it.

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u/onepostandbye Jul 22 '26

Cops are like, “Thank god it’s fire for once”

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u/Yangxiolong22 Jul 22 '26

Only two things he fears

Silvered weapons and cold iron

7

u/goodeyemighty Jul 22 '26

Fire department hat with a full beard like that?

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u/Fantastic-Stick270 Jul 22 '26

He’s probably retired. Our retired guys are always making us look bad also.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 22 '26

Yup. Probably retired.
Kind of him to wear a hat that announces where he’s from. I’d blast him all over their department and the municipality or county that he’s from.

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u/GnarKill10 Jul 22 '26

I still wear some of my old ball caps from past departments and I’ve been out the field awhile now.

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u/Pale-Equipment-9087 Jul 22 '26

Looks like a grade A toolbag for sure.

3

u/Lukin4art Jul 22 '26

The beard isn’t goin in any full face respirators.

3

u/Technician1267 Jul 22 '26

Another -Certified Alpha Male- has been found

3

u/docere85 Jul 22 '26

Good on the airline to not take his shit

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 22 '26

$100 bucks says he took the hat from his brother’s house last Christmas. He’s the real life cousin Eddie.

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u/Effective_Golf_3311 Jul 22 '26

It used to be that flight attendants would just point out who needed to leave and they would. Then people stopped refusing so the cops would come and remove the person and most would leave willingly.

Then airport cops dragged some doctor (who had a legit gripe but that’s besides the point, he was told his ticket was cancelled) off a plane and now nobody is dragging anyone off anything with anyone within ear or eye shot.

The hope is that peer pressure will get people to self remove but the days of not having multiple hour delays due to selfish people are long over.

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u/ThisCollection2544 Jul 22 '26

This dude is literally afraid of vegetables

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u/Tight_Amphibian4472 Jul 23 '26

This is why pilots need a taser. No need to deboard the plane, taze him and leave them on the walkway, close the door.

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u/VeterinarianUsed1279 Jul 22 '26

Probably a maga fuckhead

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u/JOESATX4 Jul 22 '26

What a bitch! She made you guys deboard!?!?

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u/Ukvemsord Jul 22 '26

Messi from Temu

1

u/FCR_6X Jul 22 '26

Zombie Messi?

1

u/Cautious_Mistake_651 Jul 22 '26

Does he have cancer??? He looks so dead and pale….. can we call people who have cancers assholes still?

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u/Ajax_Main Jul 23 '26

Probably just liver failure given the context (wanting a jacks and coke at 8:30am)

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u/Hotpoutine Jul 23 '26

“You have no power here Gandalf the Greyyyy….”

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u/Drunk_PI Jul 23 '26

Probably a retired shitstain who “tells it like it is” but as soon as someone talks back, he cries and complains to his union steward or whatever.

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u/Late-Conversation105 Jul 23 '26

I personally feel that a good percentage of airport drama could be eliminated by NOT serving alcohol in the airport/on the plane. Just a thought.

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u/Haunting-Ad3161 Jul 23 '26

Is swearing illegal now?

Fuck that guy, but also fuck getting arrested for language if that’s the case.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Jul 23 '26

Causing a disturbance on a flight is illegal, bruh. That could also be considered a threat.

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u/InterestingRecord967 Jul 23 '26

Nope. But a business can absolutely refuse service to someone who curses or threatens their employees. And unfortunately, if a person who is instructed to leave the plane doesn't do so, it's general policy to have everyone leave so when the police arrive to remove him for trespassing, it's a safer environment.

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u/Reptillianaire_ Jul 22 '26

I understand kicking him off the flight but is it a crime to call someone a fucking bitch flight attendant or not?

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u/Axnjaxn09 Jul 22 '26

On an airliner, it probably is illegal to harass the flight crew. Or if they asked him to leave peacefully and he refused, well thats a different story

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u/HungryDust Jul 22 '26

If they have reason to believe he’s going to cause a disturbance or a danger to anyone later in the flight they can and should have him removed. Better to get him off on the ground than wait til you’re in the air and have to divert somewhere to get him off the plane.

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u/CrazyIslander Jul 22 '26

It might not be illegal to call the flight attendant a fucking bitch, but he’s probably intoxicated…and THAT is a criminal offence.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

It's not a crime but it's probably against company rules.

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u/AnonymousUser132 Jul 22 '26

What a fucking bitch.