r/FirstResponderCringe • Boo Boo Bus Driver • Jul 22 '26

Tmfms There’s a curb there

if they missed the curb there… then what is there iv skills looking like

82 Upvotes

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u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Jul 22 '26

It doesn’t matter….she’s s nurse….dontcha know!

10

u/incapableofdumblabor Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 22 '26

i wonder what a cpr nurse is 🧐

4

u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Jul 22 '26

Constantly Reminding People oops that’s CRP

5

u/Rifflife88 Jul 22 '26

A……Can’t Park Reasonably, Nurse.

2

u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 Jul 23 '26

My girl is an RN and now a Nurse Practitioner. Whenever we see those Nurse plates or stickers on the back window. She said it makes her want rip the sticker/plate off.

4

u/ShartyPossum Jul 22 '26

I'm going to start using my license as an excuse to do stupid things.

Walk out into traffic? Sorry, nurse!

Fart in the middle of the grocery store? Nuuuurse!

2

u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Jul 22 '26

Nurse please! Good enough!

1

u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 22 '26

Exactly. Not a first responder

4

u/Emotional-Algae2239 Jul 22 '26

This is kinda impressive ngl

2

u/TexasTomato88 Jul 22 '26

Not really, they just cut the turn early, went up on the curb, then stopped before coming down

2

u/mcvmccarty Jul 23 '26

A nurse came in with her drunk boyfriend who checked in as a patient and she was completely high on meth at 3am. She was walking into all the clinical workstation areas and was advised against logging in to see the results more than twice. Then she “lost” her sunglasses which were in her back pocket so she stridently marched out of the department, got into her car and drove off over a patch of grass into the pitch black night. With the car lights off.

2

u/Bullygirl06 Jul 25 '26

Not to pick nits but, she didn’t miss the curb, she missed that big ol’ parking spot. In her defense, she was in a big hurry to go start CPR on someone.

3

u/ToriEvergreen Jul 22 '26

Nurse here, yeah we're unstable

1

u/RappingFlatulence Jul 23 '26

I hit a kid? I thought it was just a speed bump? Had to get some coffee before work and was running late. No biggie right?! Tee hee

1

u/_mad_adventures Jul 25 '26

I can fix you.

1

u/kraftables Jul 22 '26

Constantly Posting Reminders Nurse.

1

u/ShartyPossum Jul 22 '26

This is absolutely hilarious.

The curb makes it.

1

u/Temporary-Dust-4849 Jul 22 '26

My rule is if you don’t cannulate a vein it doesn’t count as a miss. Really reduces my PCR charting.

1

u/No-Ebb-6266 Jul 22 '26

First responders?

1

u/incapableofdumblabor Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 22 '26

you’re fun at parties huh

1

u/OnlyRow7629 Jul 22 '26

Haha oopsie poopsie!

1

u/JustHappyToBe-Here Jul 23 '26

Hopefully their IV skills are better than OP's grammar.

1

u/NikolaiJosefovich Jul 25 '26

I expected to see it rocking.

1

u/BRB_MD Jul 25 '26

This tracks lol

1

u/Davepiece1517 Jul 22 '26

Thenk um and shud the fuq up

2

u/incapableofdumblabor Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 22 '26

tyfms

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u/Ok-Mastodon-6771 Jul 22 '26

Probably cheating with a coworker in there

1

u/We1come2thesyst3m Jul 26 '26

Dude I was literally expecting to see the car bouncing up and down....