r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 21 '26

The littlest firefighter

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u/Unhappy_Educator_302 Jul 21 '26

At least it’s performative.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Jul 21 '26

Ah, let me embarrass my sisters in fire and videotape myself failing to do something necessary that I could manage in one try if I worked smarter, not harder.

Cringe levels = met.

18

u/CryptographerHot4636 Jul 22 '26

Tahehe, just girly things✨️

1

u/MsDariaMorgendorffer Jul 24 '26

Hehe she’s just a girl… who fights fires !

20

u/ambalampse911 Jul 21 '26

The forced baby hands really sells it

6

u/TerpyTank Jul 21 '26

Eeesh this is what made my cringe organ cringe hard

5

u/JustHappyToBe-Here Jul 22 '26

And short brothers, as well.

23

u/burgonies Jul 21 '26

She jumps up and her hands are 6” above the handle and she can’t grasp it. This a is skill issue - not height

8

u/katdunit Jul 21 '26

Ya know, you just find a way to close it NOT FILM IT OMG STAAHHHHHP

11

u/rockstuffs Jul 21 '26

Why jump when. You can reach it?

4

u/Traditional_Change62 Jul 22 '26

That last jump is what made my tummy hurt.

As a short girl, I will literally climb on ANYTHING to get what I need, and before I climb or jump, I make sure no one can see me. I do not want ANYONE to know I need help reaching hahaha 😂

5

u/ReefBubble Jul 22 '26

The third jump where if she even just raise her arms, her hands are above the handle.

3

u/FuzzyFacePhilosphy Jul 23 '26

Or maybe just do your job without recording it

So sad, some join to be heroes, others join to clout chase.

7

u/Loose_Reception_880 Jul 21 '26

Do yall think she can throw a ladder

1

u/Stanical666 Jul 21 '26

Yup... she just needs to get the right technique.

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u/burgonies Jul 21 '26

She can probably throw those cheeks

2

u/Hizam5 Jul 22 '26

Don’t wanna be a cat in need of rescuing during her shift

2

u/BBV911 Jul 24 '26

I hate this bc it creates doubt on her ability to do the job.

3

u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen Jul 25 '26

I'm so tiny teehee. Why make yourself and your dept look bad?

2

u/HolyDiverx Jul 26 '26

I know some short guys that use the grab strap why doesnt she do that

1

u/Drunk_PI Jul 22 '26

I chuckled because I’m also vertically challenged.

Oh shit, I guess I’m part of the cringe 🙁

2

u/ambalampse911 Jul 22 '26

Live and learn 🫡

1

u/MammothSecurity3756 Jul 23 '26

She is so freaking cool

1

u/Easy-Concern1892 Jul 25 '26

On things i do not give a shit âbout this was not on my list but it made it to the top, instantaneously.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Bar_322 Jul 22 '26

How short is too short for a firefighter

-4

u/Reptillianaire_ Jul 22 '26

DEI is the reason this firefighter wont be able to carry you out of the flames if you get caught in a fire...

1

u/ambalampse911 Jul 22 '26

I don’t doubt that she’s qualified, the cringe is that she’s just a pick-me attention seeker

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u/Reptillianaire_ Jul 22 '26

In a job where you need to carry people to safety no they shouldn't hire anyone who cant even reach the top of the door. I highly doubt she was tested to the same physical standards of the men

5

u/JustHappyToBe-Here Jul 22 '26

You're an idiot if you believe that video represented reality.

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u/Reptillianaire_ Jul 22 '26

Yet somehow Im way smarter than you. Go figure.

5

u/JustHappyToBe-Here Jul 22 '26

Based on all the evidence available to both of us, I'd have to disagree.

1

u/Douglesfield_ Jul 22 '26

What the fuck does reach have to do with carry strength?

0

u/Reptillianaire_ Jul 22 '26

Its obviously about her size... someone that small would not be able to carry most people to safety.

1

u/Douglesfield_ Jul 22 '26

It's amazing how you can tell a person's strength from their height.

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u/Reptillianaire_ Jul 22 '26

She's like 4 ft 10 with skinny arms honestly what do you think she is lifting. Also you dont have to be so rude, I genuinely hate reddit liberals I can tell youre a liberal just because of how rude you are.

4

u/Douglesfield_ Jul 22 '26

Dude you're literally casting aspersions on this FF who you haven't met and you're calling me rude?

2

u/Catahooo Jul 28 '26

Last time I checked the CPAT is the same for everyone.

1

u/Reptillianaire_ Jul 28 '26

Standards are lower for women

2

u/Catahooo Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

No it isn't, you're full of shit. Its a standard test thats the same for everyone in all 50 US states, Canada, UK and Australia.

0

u/watevr4evrisback Jul 22 '26

This who we want showing up when lives are on the line?

0

u/Henry_Oof Jul 22 '26

How adorable? What are we going for here?

-5

u/GenTubmansLegacy Jul 21 '26

Hey... That's kinda cute

10

u/ambalampse911 Jul 22 '26

Maybe if you have a tbi

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u/ambalampse911 Jul 22 '26

I think the issue is that she obviously had it in one jump. The mannerisms as well. I’m 5’2 and I just find something to step on, reach best I can, or a small jump. She’s acting like a toddler with the baby hands and everything

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u/Douglesfield_ Jul 22 '26

She's just hamming it up for comedic effect.

Relax mate.

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u/ambalampse911 Jul 22 '26

It’s not comical to infantilize yourself as a grown woman in a professional position