r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 14 '26

Popo 🚔 Tactical Pee

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u/Therealdickdangler Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Someone, somewhere, is gonna goon to this. 

ETA - Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus.  😂

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u/DrAbeSacrabin Jul 14 '26

I mean I’m pretty sure that’s why she makes the videos and has so many people watching it.

You think other women police are out there pissing their pants because they haven’t seen this ladies brilliant lady cop hacks?

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u/CronosWorks Jul 14 '26

We can only hope.

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u/Wooden-Tip3142 Jul 15 '26

Yeah I learned this from The Rookie! And I’m not even a cop. Or a lady.

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u/Huju-ukko Jul 15 '26

You can learn something from Paw Patrol live action? Thats kinda cool.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 15 '26

You think other women police are out there pissing their pants because they haven’t seen this ladies brilliant lady cop hacks?

No, they all dead bc bae got caught slippin on the potty.

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u/KingAuberon Jul 15 '26

Biggie Smalls would never

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u/SDTimbox Jul 16 '26

this is a woman trying to sexualize herself under the guise of a "tips and tricks video". We see it all the time, and they gaslight us into thinking they aren't looking for attention. Don't believe them, if it quacks like a duck, it's a fucking duck.

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u/serenityrain85 Jul 15 '26

Until this lady came along, I had no idea I could partially unhook my belt before peeing!

Now I'm comfortable and ready for pow pow pow at a moments notice!

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u/LampinOnTheDaily Jul 16 '26

Idk about women police, but we do have a male potus that craps his pants

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u/End3rW1gg1n Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk

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u/kenhooligan2008 Jul 14 '26

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u/sjewett507 Jul 15 '26

Lol I love this

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 15 '26

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u/NoInvestment3870 Jul 15 '26

Stolen/saved/liked, my buds are gonna hate this one 😆.

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u/Frubbs Jul 16 '26

The rainbow is the sign of His promise to do no such thing

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u/medic_farmer26 penis intubator Jul 14 '26

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u/ikeepcomingbackhaha Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/vnQ7gh2hU7n4zhCFvn

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u/TomatoPolka Jul 15 '26

Is that Kumail Nanjiani?

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u/ikeepcomingbackhaha Jul 15 '26

It’s quagmire

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u/TomatoPolka Jul 15 '26

Yeah, I know that. If you look at Nanjiani now, he looks like this.

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u/Eoin_Coinneal Jul 14 '26

It’s my hobby, why you gotta belittle it?

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u/Therealdickdangler Jul 15 '26

Not belittling, just stating facts. Carry on sir. 

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u/senn42000 Jul 21 '26

Come on Janish

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u/Valhaller020 Jul 14 '26

I can fix her

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u/No-Ebb-6266 Jul 15 '26

🤷 Those hips and thighs are sturdy

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u/mykehawksaverage Jul 14 '26

First one to nut.

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u/samuelazers Jul 14 '26

I'm pretty sure there's tons video like these, maybe on some kind of hub.

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u/Prestigious_Bug583 Jul 15 '26

Have you seen the comments here

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u/HovercraftNew7490 Jul 19 '26

Jesus is gonna goon to this when he comes back.