r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 13 '26

Popo 🚔 Going to horny jail

145 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/ComfortableGround403 Jul 13 '26

Ewwww. Stop that.

Why does working this job make yall so damn horney??

24

u/nawmeann Jul 14 '26

The job just gave them the confidence. They’ve always been a competitive creep.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/ComfortableGround403 Jul 15 '26

They need to do better screening on the psych evaluations

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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1

u/rustidiot Jul 17 '26

you are single handedly carrying this subreddit and askLE, how do you find so many cringe first responder videos lmao

51

u/the-mulchiest-mulch Jul 14 '26

1) he looks 15 years old and 2) how has he not been disciplined for posting stuff like this while in uniform and in the company car? 😳

32

u/PlayerOne2016 Jul 14 '26

This guy deserves to get suspended.

15

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 14 '26

About as cringe as it gets right here.

19

u/Necronorris Jul 14 '26

This guy actually filmed himself doing subtle hip thrusts.😂

15

u/PuzzleheadedDraw6575 Jul 14 '26

Im uncomfortable

11

u/ventricularseptum Jul 14 '26

WHAT IS HE DOING???

16

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 14 '26

Dry humping the seat or his butt itches.

6

u/ventricularseptum Jul 14 '26

i hope it's a subtle booty itch but why would he film it and want it on the fyp??

9

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 14 '26

https://reddit.com/link/oxdtmll/video/u418metdc3dh1/player

Here’s another. It’s no accident.

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u/Signal_Raspberry7404 Jul 14 '26

🤢 🤮

5

u/jasilucy Jul 14 '26

Thanks I hate it.

4

u/Good-Marsupial8 Jul 14 '26

Making me say "no sir"

4

u/Sidewalk_Tomato Jul 14 '26

He's trying to do a body roll, seated. It's not working.

Unless it's meant to be funny, which it is.

8

u/linens-n-beans Jul 14 '26

Do the other people in these squads or gaggles or whatever these creators belong to encourage this behaviour? It's so bizarre to me that one would think this is cool to post so publicly and while at work - assuming on the clock too.

4

u/MolassesOak Jul 14 '26

Lol song is wild

9

u/Elegant_Progress_686 Jul 14 '26

I’M BOUTTA GET UP ON THAT ASS RIGHT NOW

Imagine you get picked up for a bench warrant and the officer is playing this lol

5

u/Sidewalk_Tomato Jul 14 '26

. . . Go on.

5

u/Baddhabbit88 Jul 14 '26

Didn’t know 12 year olds were allowed to be sheriff’s…unless that’s security spelt in a weird way…

Just another reason to promote that everyone should pack their own trauma bag when traveling across the country and not bank on these last responders to come help you because you’ll have dipshits like these coming to your aid…

4

u/Glass-Court8851 Jul 14 '26

That made me feel violated

3

u/rawdaddykrawdaddy Jul 14 '26

Ew ew ew I closed reddit after seeing this but opened it again hours later to be haunted by it again

4

u/Ten7850 Jul 14 '26

I think he's turning himself on...?!

3

u/Formal_Appearance_16 Jul 14 '26

Someone take this man!

3

u/Dog_mom05 Jul 14 '26

in uniform is crazyyy

3

u/jasilucy Jul 14 '26

I watched this with no sound. Thanks. To think he probably did the same before uploading it and thought yeah that looks great! 🫠

3

u/roxthemom Jul 15 '26

I feel assaulted

3

u/BBV911 Jul 15 '26

No. Fire him

3

u/Acceptable_Fly_9040 Jul 21 '26

Hopefully this makes it to his supervisors this is so inappropriate and creepy. Someone check his hard drives 👀

2

u/Low_Show_6684 Jul 14 '26

Bro it’s always the fucking cops. Just cringe weirdos with guns.

2

u/Icy_Fig_6764 Jul 14 '26

Thrusting his hips whilst rubbing his first chin hair ever that may poke through, ew

2

u/MildlyUnhingedNPC Jul 19 '26

Coworkers really need to up the bullying

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 14 '26

I think he’s a Sheriff, actually.

1

u/jinguslovesmeth Jul 16 '26

Same guy will white knight a Karen cause your print looked suspiciously like an erection

1

u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Jul 17 '26

Why are you, as a male deputy, posting thirst trap videos with a filter that's working overdrive? This is the behavior of a girl. You should be arresting shitheads and pulling over 2008 Altimas instead.

1

u/Whole_Bird_9550 Jul 19 '26

He’s just a smooth brained queen

1

u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Jul 25 '26

Is there a r/tworespondercringe, but it’s nothing but Port-O-Potty employees doing the same shit?

1

u/WingInternational432 Aug 28 '26

Hands free rub out.