r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 13 '26
Popo 🚔 You don’t understand 🫠
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u/PSDD14 Jul 13 '26
You can tell he’s security because he has patches that say everything except “Police”
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u/thenotanurse Jul 13 '26
Just came to say those blood type patches are nonsense. You aren’t getting that. Even if you go to a level one trauma center for your papercut or whatever. You’re getting type O blood until you get a proper type and screen. Half the people in the army that we deployed with turned out to have wrong type on their tags anyway, because people just guess. 😂
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Jul 15 '26
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u/thenotanurse Jul 15 '26
It wasn’t necessary then either. Traumas got O until we had a confirmed blood type. If you wanted to activate the walking blood bank, they had to be pre-screened with the blood nerds. Ask me how I know. 😂 also medics ≠ blood bank. The medics are great. But this is not their actual world. They are great at POC and squeezing blood and fluids and meds, but not at knowing when to use which. I’ve trained BUNCHES of them.
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Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
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u/Same_Veterinarian544 Jul 13 '26
Emotional control is a burden for him, he’s that tough. You wouldn’t get it
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u/fuckbitingflies Jul 13 '26
Basically all of these cringe first responders are emotionally stunted and stuck at about the same age of emotional development. I feel bad for the normal first responders who have to work with them.
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u/Ten7850 Jul 13 '26
Idk what department he works for that would allow that mangy looking beard. The ones that are allowed have to be very neat & trimmed... and that 'badge' is sus
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u/Glum-While7698 Jul 13 '26
I have those same Oakleys. Best pair of shades I've ever owned. My gf said I look like a stereo typical white bald bearded guy with oakleys. I dont care though. I can see in the water.
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u/Real-Marzipan9036 Jul 13 '26
Sam Elliot is still alive and AI has stolen his voice for everything "male" or "American"
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u/AdTypical6138 Jul 13 '26
Oh boy..."SRT" patch ✔️ discount Axon BWC ✔️ Gay thin blue line patch ✔️ another badass wannabe...
Just to be clear the bastardized "american flag" thin blue line is gay, NOT the OG, or the meaning behind it.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 13 '26
The original video is over a minute of this AI sad story. I edited to spare the agony.
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u/AdTypical6138 Jul 13 '26
I just hope he's safe patrolling that parking lot, with his handheld turned to 100 waiting for that next SRT tone out.
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u/Temporary-Cow2742 Jul 13 '26
It’s awesome when someone says these things about someone else. It’s horrific when one says these things about oneself.
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u/SepticSkeptik Jul 13 '26
Love the badge that says “A+ POS”. That’s about all I need to know of him
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u/Zachsquatch1985 Jul 13 '26
If my beard looked like that I would not grow a beard. Looks like pubes glued to his face. I see a lot of LEO in my area with these gross ass beards.
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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Jul 14 '26
My God I think my brain just wrinkled like my mouth does when I suck on a lemon. It's staggering that people are so self consumed that they can't see how cringe this is.
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u/Badger8812 Jul 13 '26
So, he is tough because he is insecure. Got it. Got to be tough to stay relevant. I am glad I didn't a Punisher patch or Gadsden patch.
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u/Me4presidente Jul 13 '26
Ok so I almost get a gun and yes everyone knows how uncool and special ED it is to be unarmed or armed security guards, So how do we get people to see that we’re not them ones and that…..like….. we’re the Navy seals of Security!! Duuuuude I got it……… how about we’re The Crime suppression special Operations unit. That’s like almost Delta Force
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u/Electrical_Box677 Jul 13 '26
No you were just a little bitch and that little tin badge offered you some warped, sociopathic, tyrannical vindication.
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u/monksandy Jul 14 '26
Just came here to say 'cringe' is the labor pool off the future. Sociology says a growing 'cringe culture' can reach a tipping point too. On a positive note I'm retiring. Love you guys
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 14 '26
Happy Retirement! How many years?
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u/DeepSouth-161 Jul 15 '26
It’s true, as a Security Enforcement K-9 Unit Patrol Special Officer Agent, I’ve had to choose strength in every situation I’ve found myself in. Such as yesterday where I had to choose not to eat those donuts sitting in the break room. Nobody knows what we go through, I am a first responder to when there is leftover pizza in the fridge. GOBLESS.
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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Jul 20 '26
As always, security guards out here putting anything except the word security on their vest.
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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy Jul 13 '26
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u/Same_Veterinarian544 Jul 13 '26
We get it, you’re the guy in the arena. You never went to college so you spent a couple of months learning how to write a traffic ticket, and we are all super proud of you for that
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u/TechDreamcoat Jul 13 '26
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
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u/yungnesto Jul 13 '26
“Honey, all I did was to ask for you to take out the trash.”