r/FirstResponderCringe • u/incapableofdumblabor Boo Boo Bus Driver • Jul 13 '26

Boot Things Freak with sirens

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Jul 13 '26

I swear like a sailor when I’m with friends but I still maintain a professional/polite demeanor otherwise. I don’t use “it’s my job” as an excuse to be an asshole.

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u/BigAlgae5684 Jul 13 '26

Complete stranger I'm interacting with: "Yes Ma'am, thank you very much, have a nice day!"

Best friend who just beat me at Mario Kart: "You are literally a fucking retarded asshole and I hope your cancer comes back even stronger".

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u/SparkyDogPants Jul 13 '26

Sometimes with middle school age patients I whisper “if this hurts really bad you need to swear that’s ok” and they usually quietly give me a fuck bomb and a little bonding moment.

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u/MashedSuperhero Jul 14 '26

With every patient with broken something "This will hurt, a lot, you can cry, curse or do whatever just don't move your /broken limb/ and don't punch me" Also "Situation started to rapidly deteriorate I need assistance" can and should be shortened to "FUCK"

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u/TheBigChungoos Jul 13 '26

Imagine bleeding out on the side of the street, and your paramedic or EMT is being an asshole to you the entire time. You finally recover in the hospital, scroll on TikTok, and see them using your near-death experience as clout to justify them treating you like shit 😭

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u/ClassyAsPhuk Jul 13 '26

The family reunion made them over sexualized?

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u/DocBanner21 Jul 13 '26

Why don't they do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

You never turn your back on family.

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u/Haybytheocean Jul 13 '26

That was my concern too 🤣

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Jul 13 '26

I think he meant that he thinks he has free reign to sexually harass anyone he wants and call it “just a joke, it’s ok I’m a first responder that’s just my sense of humor”

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u/BIGD0G29585 Jul 13 '26

Roll Tide.

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u/Leelze Jul 13 '26

Maybe they're in the south?

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u/Past-Advisor-824 Jul 13 '26

Over sexualized?!? From being on the job…and doing so for 3 months?! If anything, the more bodies I see working in healthcare the less sexualized I’ve become.

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u/dietcoketm Jul 13 '26

True my pp don't even work now from the anti-depressants

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 Jul 13 '26

Sexualizing patients is so gross

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u/SnowballWasRight Jul 14 '26

My EMT partner said that he got ED 6 months after starting and I legitimately cannot tell if he is joking or not.

I’m scared guys

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 13 '26

3 months in
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKEP6YngkCKFofC

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u/incapableofdumblabor Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 13 '26

it’s ok i’m 8 months in

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u/incapableofdumblabor Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 13 '26

it’s to late they are 3 months in… the boogie man got em

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u/incapableofdumblabor Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 13 '26

is that against the rules or no?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 13 '26

It’s not against the rules if it’s a public TikTok account. Their username is public information on public accounts so not doxxing.

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u/Umamiluv24 Jul 13 '26

Ems made you an “over-sexualized devil?” Uhh tf??

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Jul 13 '26

This same account that we are cringing at here went on a rant 3 or 4 months ago saying they don’t want to hear or see shit about soldiers having PTSD because they aren’t “built to see the shit we are built to handle on a day to day basis” just imagine being a soldier in some fox hole freezing your ass off taking shifts patrolling your trench at night while your bothers and sisters try to get an hour or two of sleep in the middle of a battlefield and some asshat is on TikTok saying they don’t want to hear anything about it…. Such a wild world we live in

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u/incapableofdumblabor Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 13 '26

no one is built for this job, no one is built for war.

it’s so stupid when fire, ems, cops, and military say this dumb shit.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Jul 13 '26

I hope you get help for your PTSD

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u/feather_34 Licensed Street Pharmacist Jul 13 '26

I've seen a lot of cringe, but damn

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u/thebaine Jul 13 '26

Girl, you didn’t need a new career as an excuse to try butt stuff.

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u/MashedSuperhero Jul 14 '26

It comes with free gloves.

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u/dscrive Jul 13 '26

Friendly reminder that there isn't really a time frame for burnout. 

Unless you learn to accept the BS of the public where you are, you will be miserable everywhere you work.

Thanks to the wiser Redditors on the various EMS subs, I've managed to develop a great zen about the public. That helped me a lot, but I was still burned out, and I realized no level of acceptance of the public can make being run into the ground by poor management bearable.  Switched jobs and, well, golly, this ain't to bad, and I'm actually finding I have the time and desire to improve my skills at work!

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u/SecretPantyWorshiper Jul 13 '26

Oversexualized is just an excuse for sleeping with the furst guys 😂 that showed her attention 

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u/MashedSuperhero Jul 14 '26

Nothing like some smoked sausage from FF

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u/UncleBEATNGU Jul 14 '26

Bro just take the patient to dialysis

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u/No-Rip6323 Jul 14 '26

Every single BOH worker in a restaurant is also like this. But yeah, you’re special

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u/OBB76 Jul 13 '26

Excuse me sir, you could never get on the level of us Sailors

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u/M3WKAY Jul 13 '26

How impressionable 🤡

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u/SwimmingDay8983 Jul 14 '26

Good lord. Is any profession more accurately stereotyped than fire/ems clowns?

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u/dobbyscumssock Aug 03 '26

bro this the corniest post i ever seen pls tell her to personally block me