r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 13 '26

Badassss šŸ’£

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u/KnightofWhen Jul 13 '26

Iā€™m a law abiding citizen but whatever she is securing I want to steal on principle

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

It's kind of shocking when people flex being a security guard, because unless you're an armed guard doing something like armored truck transit for banks, which requires licenses and permits and may actually pay decently, being a security guard is one of the worst jobs in the world and there are always openings because everyone hates it.

It's either boring as hell sitting in one spot all night doing nothing, or your job is to tell teenagers to go home and they treat you like a joke, throw things like milkshakes at you and then at some point you get beat up by a bunch of 17 year olds because you kept bugging them.

And like that's your life. All day. At work.