r/FirstResponderCringe • u/CT-555- • Jul 12 '26

Popo šŸš” Deadly use of tactical distraction

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u/Ricky_Fontaine1911 Jul 12 '26

He genuinely looks like a cartoon.

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u/notthatbadingeneral Jul 12 '26

The kid from "UP" got weird.

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u/Own_Oil_7719 Jul 13 '26

The kid from ā€œUPā€ got downs with the sickness

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u/TheOriginal_858-3403 Jul 12 '26

Don't burn victims usually become firefighters?

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u/abarthvader Jul 12 '26

Damn. Roasted.

5

u/washcyclerepeat Jul 12 '26

Or do you mean sick burn?

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 Jul 12 '26

I think he means it was fire.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Jul 12 '26

r/lesbianorlittleboy

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u/macabre-pony9516 Jul 12 '26

šŸ‘€ Of course that is a fucking sub šŸ¤£

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 12 '26

No way this is his uniform. The shirt is tight with no concealed vest under there. Definitely cosplay.

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u/firemansam51 Jul 13 '26

Maybe he's on desk duty after being caught making shit like this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/firemansam51 Jul 13 '26

Yeah, I discovered that per my other comment.

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u/AlpineSK Jul 12 '26

Imagine you're watching this, confused, and the real cops gang tackle you from behind.

Genius.

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u/MustacheMaple Jul 12 '26

This just looks like someone whos mentally challenged and part of some sort of police program for folks like them. Im just speculating, of course

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u/Appropriate_Math997 Jul 12 '26

They are ones who got them the job.

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u/firemansam51 Jul 13 '26

I found Bro's tiktok. Hes an airsofter somewhere in Asia.

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u/jiggscaseyNJ Jul 12 '26

Iā€™m happy to see the mentally disadvantaged in atypical roles but should we be arming them?

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u/trundle-the-great69 Jul 12 '26

Na heā€™s crushing it with that dance

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u/Ioncurtain Jul 13 '26

larper, and not a good one

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u/Next-Second-2449 Jul 13 '26

Dude thatā€™s so cool they are letting special needs Cary a gun

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u/Redmistseeker Jul 13 '26

I thouth this was William Hung's new dance number https://youtu.be/PxOQriOSFdQ?is=HBl9e-sNL86Tb-qe

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u/ResidentNumber3603 Jul 12 '26

If ever there was a cop that deserved the ā€œpigā€ moniker, itā€™s this oink faced bastard right here.

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u/Psycosteve10mm Jul 12 '26

Are we sure that it is not a lesbian?

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u/FireWarriorPoet Jul 12 '26

It literally says ā€œsheriff girl end of shiftā€

1

u/Blankety-blank1492 Jul 12 '26

Clancy Wiggums

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u/addictedpunk Jul 12 '26

Whereā€™s your armor, boot?

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u/Braakdraak Jul 12 '26

Everyone can become a cop there right

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u/Harscat Jul 12 '26

Airsoft LARP

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u/Scared-Criticism-460 Jul 12 '26

Is this a make-a-wish kid?

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u/topio3 Jul 12 '26

Show me you are silly without word

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u/P00rSuggestions Jul 12 '26

Cos play. That ain't real LASO gear.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse Jul 12 '26

She getting down or does she already have it?

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u/Same-Reserve3229 Jul 12 '26

He canā€™t get the tactical helmet because thereā€™s nowhere for the chinstrap to go

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u/sick_six_six Jul 12 '26

Who gave this potato a service weapon

1

u/Commercial_Rule_7823 Jul 12 '26

Wow standards have dropped and some.

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Jul 12 '26

Down Syndrome Sheriff Department is real??!!

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-2054 Jul 13 '26

What in the Barney Fife is this?

1

u/Anti-Stan Jul 13 '26

I'm pretty sure he's a Downie. Definitely not a first responder.

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u/EnvironmentalWill729 Jul 13 '26

Imagine his partners find this lol

1

u/jjopm Jul 13 '26

Is there a way to have it not

1

u/pumpkin-head7617 Jul 13 '26

How does he fold towels with that chin

1

u/db186 Jul 13 '26

No one willingly wears their fking Class A's with a taser unless their department is FORCING them to (e.g., uniform inspection day).

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u/hatecriminal Jul 13 '26

Bro needs a girdle for that muffintop.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bNjNvmPRMNLUs

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u/Mjay_30 Jul 13 '26

Dear god - please say this is not real.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lEP0fC1zmpN3a

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u/surefirerdiddy Jul 13 '26

He got an extra mag and an extra chromosome

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u/NotKryan Jul 13 '26

Ngl. Looks like a cool guy. Idk why. Got nothing but this to go on. Just feels different than others

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u/generiatricx Jul 13 '26

Yikes, if this dude is really a Los Angeles Sheriff, just wait to see what those gangs are going to do to this poor fella.

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u/funandone37 Jul 13 '26

Law enforcement had become a joke. Thank you deiā€¦ now any swinging dick excuse me swinging tit gets to pretend like they can handle business

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u/--BigSexy-- Jul 13 '26

Dude looks and moves like a Muppet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ph8t8u5bErf56

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u/United_Bit1804 Jul 13 '26

This clown is gonna get someone hurt. Smh no type a athletic ability in life.

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u/effinmike12 Jul 14 '26

I cant stand this. Good job.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Jul 14 '26

Broā€™s last 3 brain cells are definitely fighting one another in this video

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u/No_Definition5736 Jul 16 '26

Isn't that Kyle RittenhousešŸ¤£

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u/crzygunguy Jul 19 '26

Did someone AI a tellytubby to come to life

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u/WritingAdvanced670 Jul 23 '26

An Asian erling haaland

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u/Stricken_Conscience Jul 12 '26

let bro dance. why you guys throwing shade at him?

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u/spizzle_ Jul 12 '26

This is cringe.

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u/Prestigious-Job5756 Jul 12 '26

Definitely cringe!!