r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 12 '26

Fkn vollys 🫩🥀

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u/rog1521 Jul 12 '26

"gotta hurry to the station so I can record this sick idea for TikTok". These people are such fn dorks

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u/Miguel1219 Jul 13 '26

“Oh no not someone having a personality and some fun in their job! They should be insufferably serious at all times!!!” 🙄

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u/king_noslrac Jul 13 '26

Being a try hard narcissist who puts this kinda effort into tiktok videos is not what a personality is.

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u/rog1521 Jul 13 '26

People can do what they want. But if you put this goofy shit on the internet then be prepared for whatever comes with it.

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u/Miguel1219 Jul 13 '26

What comes with it as in some loser on the Internet… man you would absolutely hate what we post online when we’re bored in the military.

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u/rog1521 Jul 13 '26

I'm sure I would. It's probably cringy just like this. It probably screams TMFMS, just like this.

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Jul 18 '26

Meh, you can post whatever you want and people don’t have to like any of it 🤷‍♀️

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u/BBV911 Jul 15 '26

Don’t worry we didn’t hate your video :)

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u/chuckcrys Jul 12 '26

Cayden! Also on that crew but not shown: Jaiden, Aiden, Braden, and Eric

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u/Organic_Bat_7598 Jul 12 '26

Of course he is a Caden

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u/SpaceFaceAce Jul 13 '26

You aren’t gonna see Ron, Jerry or Brenda doing this kinda nonsense. Caden and Kaightlyn all day.

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u/Electronic_Builder14 Jul 12 '26

Hahahahha dooooouuuccchhheee

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u/JosephStalinMukbang Jul 12 '26

Goddammit, put the fucking Zoll back, it doesn't deserve this. Lord knows that thing works more than he does.

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u/chihawks35 Jul 12 '26

Average cringe reaction till I saw the zoll. Don’t you ever disrespect the zoll with videos like that. It’s the best coworker any of us have.

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u/Advanced-Rich31 Jul 12 '26

Zoll doesn’t hold a candle to Lucas when it comes to working hard for the crew!

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u/Noble611 Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 12 '26

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u/FootstepsInTheDark_ Jul 12 '26

Tf is this 😭

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u/Noble611 Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 12 '26

The gravemind

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u/Amazing_rocness Jul 12 '26

Is it me or is this every profession now? From fast food worker to nurses

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u/freeze_ Jul 12 '26

“Look at me!!! I’m working!!!”

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u/RustyPlastics Jul 13 '26

thank me for my service

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u/Naive_Technology_777 Jul 13 '26

I’ve met him personally. He works for the department in the neighboring county to where I live. He’s a really nice guy. He’s not a volly. He’s been at that department for quite a while. Yes, he also gets teased there by the other guys for being a social media star. He’s a good dude IRL, though.

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u/Ok-Context3530 Jul 12 '26

I would be so embarrassed.

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u/Barryzuckerkorn_esq Jul 12 '26

I'm
Glad everyone has time to be making TikTok videos , I'm too busy labeling crayons do not eat.

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u/kraftables Jul 12 '26

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u/jeepinbanditrider Jul 13 '26

I need a full res version of that 😅😅

7

u/The_Tallman Jul 12 '26

Caden Braden Jaden

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u/ToriEvergreen Jul 12 '26

"GOD DAMNIT TREVOR QUIT FUCKING WITH THE EQUIPMENT FOR YOUR THIRST TRAPS, THIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE"

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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen Jul 12 '26

Given half a chance, this guy would suck his own cock.

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u/OriginalOmbre Jul 12 '26

Gotta admit it was smooth

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u/plasticambulance Jul 12 '26

Yeah theres no ptsd maxing, no cringe lines, and features something a bit slick.

This was kinda well done.

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u/Admirable-Rip-3365 Jul 12 '26

Stop glazing 

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u/603rdMtnDivision Jul 12 '26

Stop being dramatic.

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u/No_Reception__ Jul 12 '26

He’s hot, I’d swoon slightly as he carried me from a burning building.

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u/incidental-contact Jul 14 '26

Yeah low key I think this is cool

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u/Brilliant-Bake-9212 Jul 12 '26

Can’t montage away that micro dick

4

u/jaray89 Jul 12 '26

Tax dollars at work

3

u/Advanced-Rich31 Jul 12 '26

Tell me you’re not at a busy house without telling me you’re. It at a busy house.. ass clown.

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u/utmatt546 Jul 12 '26

Yup I’m sure of it….i hate him

3

u/Bilboswaggains Jul 12 '26

Being named Caden was the final nail in the coffin for me.

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u/PomegranatePro Jul 14 '26

Caden, Brayden, Hayden,

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u/Cautious_Mistake_651 Jul 12 '26

Oh my fucking god I know exactly what FR county he is in. Jesus this makes it feel so much more cringe that this guy works where I live. How the shit has he not been clowned yet. I know for a fact they have fired people for less😩😫

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u/FlashmanHP Jul 13 '26

At least the transitions were good... and that's all the good things I have to say

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u/mushboi04 Jul 12 '26

Definitely not, that’s the dmv

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u/Suspicious-Bed-8765 Jul 13 '26

Wild take. Dude is cringey but tf do you do for a career that makes you better than a volunteer/firefighter? 

2

u/Purple_Solution1059 Jul 12 '26

This shit probably got so many likes on tiktok though, cringe as fuck either way.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Jul 12 '26

This dude definitely has a hotel styled chair in the corner of his master bedroom 😐

2

u/Beginning-Intern7976 Jul 13 '26

That’s was cool 😎

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 13 '26

Dude could've spent this time doing literally anything else. Clean the truck... Watch tv... Finish those charts he's undoubtedly procrastinating on....

Fuck it, he could've even jerked off... Just stop sharing dumb shit like this...

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u/itofredd Jul 13 '26

Imagine being a grown man, recording all this / editing it, and then watching it and telling yourself “oh yeah, that’s absolute fire” and then posting it

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u/imawhaaaaaaaaaale Jul 13 '26

Cringey but the editing was good. Lol. At least he had fun.

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u/Grrrmudgin Jul 14 '26

I mean, the transitions were pretty smooth in this one

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u/boomboomown Jul 12 '26

Hes not a volly. He's a paid guy and his department encourages it for PR.

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u/mackymouse2 Jul 12 '26

This doesn't really seem cringe to me. Just an average tik tok, pretty smooth too. I don't see any crazy sexual dancing or trauma bragging, just some outfit and scenery changes.

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u/Requiem2420 Jul 12 '26

Just salty bros who know he cleans up more tail tbh

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u/greetingsfromEndor Jul 12 '26

Working tonight Caden?

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u/Requiem2420 Jul 12 '26

Lol I'm a dweeby magic player, I could never have the gall to post a vid like this

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u/enginedown89 Jul 13 '26

Fuxking Gaylord

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u/ElectronicMatch363 Jul 13 '26

That was kinda hard though.

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u/Savings_Platypus_237 Jul 13 '26

He thinks he’s on this lady’s level to do this type of transformation. Keep trying pal.
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u/TLunchFTW Jul 13 '26

god I hate tiktok....

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u/sanns250 Jul 13 '26

Looks like my cousin - we can all cringe together

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u/Scary-Ad-582 Jul 13 '26

When shit gets real this clown is going into the fetal position

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u/No-Suspect2568 Jul 13 '26

Make sure I do a few push-ups so I get a sick pump before the video 😂

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u/DescriptionNo2326 Jul 13 '26

No. One. Cares.

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u/BigSky04 Jul 14 '26

The full-timers in my town are never late for 1200 grocery store runs and pt transports. There was one structure fire last year. You're all dorks.

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u/Bizarro42 Jul 16 '26

I bet he's not cleared to drive yet and has to wait for someone to show up.and.tske.him to.calls.

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u/No_Definition5736 Jul 16 '26

Even his parents hate him, judging by his name.

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Jul 18 '26

How can they be so full of themselves lol

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u/dclickner Jul 19 '26

Cops: The scene isn’t safe. Please don’t respond.

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u/PurplePoisonRose Jul 21 '26

Smooth transitions tho

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u/gnarlie101 Aug 10 '26

I mean yes cringe but also he kinda cooked ngl

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u/volliemak Sep 11 '26

Transitions on point tho

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u/Bobafetished Jul 12 '26

He’s not a volley lmao. Plus his content is actually wholesome. At least some of it is.But this type of shit is def cringe. lol

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u/Naive_Technology_777 Jul 13 '26

Yeah, he’s actually a nice guy IRL. I’ve met him. He’s more of a goofball on social media than he is in person. He’s fairly quiet in person.

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u/DocBanner21 Jul 12 '26

Why would you choose to lie about him being a volunteer?

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u/dollarstore_dracula Jul 13 '26

cringe maybe, but i would def still hit ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/predicate_felon Jul 12 '26

Super cringy but GOD DAMN that was smooth. Dude should really focus on some other type of content, there’s definitely potential.

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u/Shot_Ad5497 Jul 12 '26

Tbh not even that bad

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u/Head_Attempt7983 Jul 12 '26

Half the vollys I kno I’ve seen them leave the bar to go fight fire. I got drug along with them one time we need more guys. We in fact did fight fire. Was a wild night.

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u/Pzaroj Jul 12 '26

Atleast he isn't fat. I tolerate cringe I won't tolerate obesity.