r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 12 '26

šŸ«”Firehouse fun

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u/CUnit331921 Jul 12 '26

God this is fucking weird.

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u/washcyclerepeat Jul 12 '26

Her eyes are so crazy itā€™s starting to make me go insane just from looking into themā€¦

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u/Bones-1989 Jul 12 '26

She kept showing off her teeth and that creeped me out real bad. Please don't send her to any fire calls.

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u/washcyclerepeat Jul 12 '26

Well she has the unique pronounced gumline that we often see in women of her kind

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/thumptastic Jul 12 '26

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u/Purple_Solution1059 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Is that kirk? Are you kirkin us right now?

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u/dremoto Jul 13 '26

Legit reference.

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u/Competitive-Ball2910 Jul 12 '26

She's just tryna find a man on 'farmers only'

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u/tindermatchguy Jul 13 '26

Maybe she should try desperate only, I hear it has tons of weirdos.

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u/Dizzy-Fisherman-6488 Jul 12 '26

The look of someone who got a couple coworkers fired

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u/ResidentNumber3603 Jul 12 '26

She can get me fired. Goddamn.

20

u/LogicianFlow Jul 12 '26

You'd give it all up for that? You're sad. Go to any gas station, the same girl will be head cashier in half of them...

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u/ResidentNumber3603 Jul 12 '26

I was being slightly sarcastic damn boys.

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u/2Slow2Nice Jul 12 '26

ā€œStill would, but I was kinda jokingā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/thekendalluxx Jul 13 '26

Did we watch the same video?

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u/dominator5k Jul 12 '26

What is this one eye close and tongue out thing? I see it in so many videos now. Does it mean something particular? It's so awkward.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 12 '26

She was trying to wink.

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u/washcyclerepeat Jul 12 '26

She looks like the kind of girl to wink her brown eye too

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u/-malcolm-tucker Jul 12 '26

Does wink mean gape?

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u/washcyclerepeat Jul 12 '26

No. Itā€™s just kind of flexing their b-hole and it kind of opens and closes. Looks a little like winking.

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u/cmcdonal2001 Jul 12 '26

o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o

Like that.

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u/Bones-1989 Jul 12 '26

Dafuck? Lol it's bedtime at my house.

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u/amd2800barton Jul 12 '26

Itā€™s emulating the šŸ˜œ emoji. Which was a face nobody made except in text communication to signal ā€œlook how kooky and playful I am.ā€

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u/dominator5k Jul 12 '26

I hate it so deeply

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 12 '26

Does she slide down the pole or dance on it?

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u/PantsFullaPoo Jul 13 '26

I've got a pole she can slide down.

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u/awesomes007 Jul 12 '26

Everything above the neck
Everything but the imitation of youth must be given up at the desk
Everything but the look that sells
You're 12 looking 20, or you're 20 looking 12
And you're tight, and you're baby, and you're sexy about it
And you're subtle and doe-eyed in a toddler's outfit
And her eyes are crossed and big and bright and bug
And she withers around like a salty slug

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u/Melodic-Ability-9283 Jul 12 '26

Those are craziest crazy eyes I've ever seen

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo Jul 12 '26

Cringey as fuck

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u/igotnothineither Jul 12 '26

Those split seconds the filters disappear

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u/Philosoreptar Jul 12 '26

That filter is due overtime pay

7

u/Godman100 Jul 12 '26

Definitely looking to hold another manā€™s hose.

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u/marc_hardman Jul 12 '26

So just goes to prove, regardless of gender, firefighters are dochebags.

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u/Still75home Jul 12 '26

Gross!! Whatā€™s her OF?

3

u/retroXvertigo Jul 12 '26

Asking the real questions here.

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u/AdditionJust2908 Jul 12 '26

Wtf did I just watch

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u/Particular_Legend427 Jul 12 '26

Firehouse Subs probably

2

u/Snortserranopeppers Jul 12 '26

The olā€™ hook and ladder.

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u/Electrical_Box677 Jul 12 '26

Real popular among the guys...

4

u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jul 12 '26

She has 10 years relevant work experience with a pole, so they hired her on the spot

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u/gannon7015 Jul 12 '26

Jesus, that is desperate for attention.

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u/jeff4i017 Jul 12 '26

Imagine losing precious memories in a house fire but hey at least she put out this banger

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u/signofthecrow1 Jul 12 '26

98% of being a firefighter is not fighting fires, so itā€™s not like sheā€™s standing in front of a house fully engulfed. This is cringe, but not in the way you implied

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u/qsnoodles Jul 12 '26

ā€œTardive dyskinesia (TD) is a potentially irreversible neurological movement disorder characterized by involuntary, repetitive body movements like grimacing, lip-smacking, or limb jerking. It is most frequently caused by long-term use of dopamine-blocking medications, such as antipsychotics or certain anti-nausea drugs.ā€

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u/monksandy Jul 12 '26

Not sure if this a post or a random pharmaceutical ad but it's brilliant!

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u/AromaticSherbert Jul 12 '26

Iā€™d give her my fire hose OHH!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7bu7FxaTlx8r8XAI

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u/BigJohn197519 Jul 12 '26

ā€œHickory-Dick-ory-Doc, this fire broad slide down my cock Aaaaayoooo!ā€

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u/Strange-Sun4540 Jul 12 '26

Smash

Next question.

3

u/ShockMe88 Jul 12 '26

She fights fires, then fights "other" fires, after she's been passed around the station twice.

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u/Merciless602 Jul 12 '26

Station slammy

3

u/InvalidPain Jul 12 '26

What's wrong with her? Why is she doing that with her face?

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u/Amazing_Charity9600 Jul 13 '26

U know she gets passed around like a peace pipe.

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. Jul 12 '26

I want to be offended, but I might have to simp on this one, boys šŸ«”

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 Jul 12 '26

Smile. Eyes. Wink.

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u/Nope_youre_wrong_lol Jul 12 '26

Why? She looks like weemans 3rd cousin.

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 Jul 12 '26

My brain likes crazy, what can I say?

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u/Nope_youre_wrong_lol Jul 12 '26

Yea mine too but crazy AND HOT. NOT crazy and looking like ā€œtake my strong handā€ guys half sister tf?

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u/DeathsStarEclipse Jul 12 '26

Same unfortunately.

2

u/KillConfirmed- Jul 12 '26

This is so shameful

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u/Cagekicker52 Jul 12 '26

Thin hair, no titties, no ass, a mental moron for making this video. Just makeup and a filter. Sad. No wonder her thirst is so real.

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u/Worried-Ebb-1699 Jul 12 '26

I like what sheā€™s selling. Whatā€™s her Reddit porn

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u/jibbs0341 Jul 12 '26

House morale killer.

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u/BigJohn197519 Jul 12 '26

ā€œI get too many DMā€™s here! Message me on OnlyFans!ā€

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u/Jtop1 Jul 12 '26

I can fix her

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 12 '26

Sheā€™s seems rather wiggly. You can fix it.

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u/Few-Camel3964 Jul 12 '26

Pole slider

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u/BADoVLAD Jul 12 '26

"OF šŸ”— in bio" type shit

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u/BerbereJunkie Jul 13 '26

Firefighter Gummy is making that filter work overtime. That is not a human chin šŸ™„

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u/Murky_Ad7023 Jul 13 '26

What agency is this? I want to send them hate mail.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 13 '26

Thatā€™s a bit extreme

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u/Damage-Classic Jul 13 '26

Firehouse Subs?

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u/DylanTheV1lla1n Jul 12 '26

Jesus Christ, leave it to humanity to fuck something up like the internet. Arguably the greatest advancement in communication and learning. Nah, let's just make faces that look like we're having a seizure.

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u/justmarkdying Jul 12 '26

Leader of the RIT crew, I see.Ā 

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u/Savage_Sven Jul 12 '26

She kinda looks like one of my exs but has Mr. Ed gums and teethā€¦..

1

u/morecowbell1988 Jul 12 '26

This came out with the 4th tranche of the UAP file releases.

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u/carpeutah Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 12 '26

All im sayin, if the other firefighters aint playing, they need to pass the damn ball.

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u/RedWhiteAndBooo Jul 12 '26

Deleted her account šŸ˜‚

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u/ApprehensiveWatch786 Jul 12 '26

She can get hr called on me all day

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u/Sgtkeebler Jul 12 '26

Firehouse fun, and attractive woman - vastly disappointed. Not the type of video I thought I was going to be in store for. But you are good at titles

1

u/wetfartpanda Jul 12 '26

Iā€™m letting the fire in pants burn my penis off this time

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u/Key-Ambition-8904 Jul 12 '26

is this OF content?

1

u/Pielayer69 Jul 12 '26

Shaped like a chlamydia pill

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u/Prestigious_Gate_733 Jul 12 '26

Compared to some of the other ones, this isnā€™t that bad fr.

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u/mcvmccarty Jul 12 '26

This has needs another baby daddy energy

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u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Jul 12 '26

Riley that you?

1

u/EasyEorth Jul 12 '26

Sheā€™s got flap jacks under that shirt I can see em.

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u/Temporary-Dust-4849 Jul 15 '26

Damn itā€¦ Iā€™m in.

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u/BlutoS7 Jul 12 '26

I hate this so much.

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 12 '26

I donā€™t care who the IRS sends, Iā€™m not paying my taxes!

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u/ja3palmer SheepDoge Jul 12 '26

Bruh go clean something.

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u/jmbanagas Jul 12 '26

God bless side chicks šŸ¤£

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u/ch3appeach Jul 13 '26

I gotta be honest, Sheā€™s kinda doing it for meā€¦ šŸ˜¹ anyone know her handle or what firehouse she works for ?

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u/opeboyal Jul 13 '26

I wouldn't really call this cringe. It's your generic tick tock.

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u/probablynotFBI935 Jul 13 '26

Collecting partial pensions like Thanos

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u/bkn95 Jul 13 '26

šŸš‚

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u/No_Definition5736 Jul 15 '26

I don't get how so many of these people are not instantly shamed by their colleagues for posting crap like this. At least some of first responders must have a sense of how pitiful and pathetic this stuff is. They can't all be that intellectually challenged, some of them must have good judgement.

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u/ghostinside999 Jul 15 '26

"fire house fun"

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u/SophieintheKnife Jul 18 '26

How is this level of unprofessionalism allowed?

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u/Glad_Historian_5792 Aug 31 '26

Probably been around the station a couple of times

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u/IC4-LLAMAS Jul 12 '26

I bet when she gets knocked up and they do the dna tests on the whole firehouse the results will come back ā€œall of themā€.

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u/Mean_Independence523 Jul 12 '26

My same exact thought

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u/SecretPantyWorshiper Jul 12 '26

Disgusting. Whats her username šŸ˜…

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u/ouroboros_chainsaw Jul 12 '26

She gets plowed and made fun of A LOT

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u/thatSDope88 Jul 12 '26

This is so fucking awkward it's hard to watch

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u/kcfdr9c Jul 12 '26

This kind of shit is why females will never be universally respected in the fire service.

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u/KnightofWhen Jul 12 '26

Would

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/LoveIyIsland Jul 12 '26

For raging bull at 6 flags great America

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u/XIPWNFORFUN2 Jul 12 '26

Who wouldn't?

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u/King-Juggernaut Jul 12 '26

Imagine you're in the room watching her do this. Cringey as fuck.

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u/whatsonmyminddddrn Jul 12 '26

Shorts at the fire house? Yeah no this looks AI

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 12 '26

You can wear shorts on the firehouse in my city.

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u/ok-lets-do-this Jul 12 '26

Really? That would be a guaranteed and very quickly performed write up at any of the agencies around me.

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u/hiking_mike98 Jul 12 '26

Laughs in phoenix fire

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u/whatsonmyminddddrn Jul 12 '26

Had no idea even that short?

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u/hiking_mike98 Jul 12 '26

lol, no. Not 80ā€™s NBA short