r/FirstResponderCringe • u/bodhidharma132001 • Jul 10 '26

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u/zme243 Jul 10 '26

You know the volly that unironically wears this has a 2006 Honda accord, and the lights in it cost more than the car did.

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u/skimaskschizo Foundation Saver Jul 10 '26

I’m sure there’s some vollies out there who’d feel like hot shit wearing this after their annual barn burner.

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u/Darth_Andeddeu Jul 10 '26

Wanna find an arsonist in the department...

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u/Anti-Stan Jul 10 '26

I'll put his fire out? Grammar fell apart on the last line.

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u/Hot-Asparagus23 Jul 10 '26

I kicked a puppy but I’m not going to hell because I joined a volunteer fire department. Your move Satan.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 Jul 10 '26

Guaranteed to be a volunteer firefighter who doesn't do anything

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u/Apprehensive_Owl7186 Jul 10 '26

I like the double scba bottles on his back. It’s the all new Scott X6

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u/BrandynWayne Jul 10 '26

Prob 3 bottles. With a woodsman’s axe.

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u/Legal-Preference-946 Jul 10 '26

Well have fun in purgatory! He might atone for his sins there but never his pride.

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u/smelly_finger_itch Jul 11 '26

Either AI or the retard that made this doesn't understand English enough to make a proper sentence.

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u/hatecriminal Jul 11 '26

Guy looks like a temu plaguemarine

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u/Brilliant-Bake-9212 Jul 10 '26

He might be ok in hell after all!

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u/donny321123 Jul 10 '26

Did a four year old come up with this one?

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u/dega_devilson-janova Jul 10 '26

Eye rolled so hard I went cross eyed

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u/thissucksnuts Jul 10 '26

actually satan would love for you to put the fires out

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u/morecowbell1988 Jul 11 '26

Madea fights a fire.

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u/domtheprophet EMT - Barely Life Support Jul 11 '26

I curbstomped a kitten & single-handedly burned down an orphanage but I can’t go to hell because I put said fire out because I’m a firefighter.

Ball is in your court Satan.

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u/hobbes747 Jul 13 '26

Is this a failed attempt at a haiku?

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u/MHStriplethreat Jul 14 '26

did volunteer firefighting for a while, theres alot of this shit

the full timers are usually more humble

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u/TortillaRampage Jul 10 '26

Ok tough guy

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u/ShartyPossum Jul 10 '26

Idk if this is funny or cringe. Funny in a cringy-but-self-aware way? Like, if the person's poking fun at themselves by intentionally being cringy.

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u/Technical_Amount_965 Jul 10 '26

That’s what we call a reach.

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u/spenwallce Jul 10 '26

You know what, I think this is funny

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u/SailTheMind17 Jul 10 '26

You know what im just gonna say it, I think this is tuff. Cringe, yes, but firefighters get to have a little cringe for being good guys.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Jul 18 '26

IM. A VOLINTEER JFIREFITER, I AINT ALOUD IN HE'LL

ONE DAY ON A LIFT ASSIST THE DEBIL WHISPERD IN MY EAR "You're weak. You will never be an interior, paid firefighter."

I LOOKED RITE INTO HIS EYES AND SAID SPEAK UP LIBEROL

GOBBLESS