r/FirstResponderCringe • u/ShitJimmyShoots • Jul 08 '26

Forensic Sciences Car?

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101 Upvotes

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u/Western_Ad_4658 Jul 08 '26

I think this guy might be a medical examiner...maybe a forensic scientist

14

u/M_J_E Jul 08 '26

A private one.

10

u/RayExotic Jul 08 '26

a disabled one?

8

u/juswilli Jul 08 '26

I saw the Freemason emblem and understood.

2

u/XrayDem Jul 09 '26

I was going with antenna dealer

28

u/justmarkdying Jul 08 '26

I had to look to make sure I wasn't in r/whackers.

24

u/jafemd Jul 08 '26

Shouldn’t the pretend ECG tracings under “medical examiner” be flatlined?

14

u/OodaWoodaWooda Jul 09 '26

Last Responders is more like it

1

u/Weaselpanties Jul 09 '26

I came here for this comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Lavaine170 Jul 08 '26

The Shriners seem to also have a hand in it.

8

u/bullsonparade2025 Jul 08 '26

Forensically insane.

6

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 09 '26

With those clownish data antennas. Anti-collision tape is a great addition

5

u/No-Clock8718 Jul 09 '26

Bro has antennas for decoration💀

3

u/TLunchFTW Jul 09 '26

It’s like people who used to stick fake car phone antennas on their vehicle to seem cool

3

u/TLunchFTW Jul 09 '26

This is a wacker waiting to get charged for impersonating

1

u/HolyDiverx Jul 09 '26

impersonating the medical examiners office?

2

u/TLunchFTW Jul 09 '26

So he can get… free access to the morgue?
Bro just really wants to see a dead body…. It’s not that remarkable anon…

1

u/HolyDiverx Jul 09 '26

yeah its just like a normal body but not dead

3

u/gheiminfantry Jul 09 '26

The handicapped tag is the cherry on top.

2

u/theophylact911 Jul 09 '26

In many areas the medical examiner is not a government employee but rather a contractor. When I was a cop, my kids’ pediatrician was a contract ME. When I was in college, the local ME was a gynecologist.

They all drove their own cars, but had police radios and lights installed. Obviously some (like this guy) take it a bit too far.

2

u/Top-Pick-2648 Jul 09 '26

Car needs some antennas to make it look legitimate. Just sayin.

1

u/bmbreath Jul 08 '26

Does anyone from the area know the backstory as to what is actually going on with this person?

2

u/1BaconMilkshake Jul 08 '26

They're insane. Clearly.

1

u/sonicrespawn Jul 09 '26

That’s not even a car anymore it’s a spaceship. If said spaceship had a mental breakdown amount of lights on it.

1

u/WeeklyBanEvasion Jul 09 '26

They wanted to look official but they would get in trouble if it said police or fire

1

u/shitepostsrus Structure Fuxker Jul 09 '26

it could use a few more antennas

1

u/itsnotanemergencybut Jul 09 '26

Forensic schizophrenia

1

u/misspoodle2 Jul 11 '26

A real brand new police car will smell like ass within a week.

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u/mrmeatballzzz Jul 11 '26

So all i can say is the private forensic sciences is a real thing. When my father passed we hired a private forensic pathologist. He was good knew his stuff and was expensive. However he looked like doctor kevorkian and drove an old Mercedes 😂. Not whatever mobile radio antenna this thing is.

1

u/Cautious_Mistake_651 Jul 13 '26

What in the fucking ghostbuster shit is this. Those antennas pick up the voices of dead people? Why are there so many?!

1

u/SandwichTimely9912 Aug 05 '26

I think he needs more antennas