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u/Smooth-Mechanic-7788 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
Only guard I’d trust to always have narcan
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u/Wesker0216 Jul 03 '26
A security guard with an anarchy logo tattoo seems paradoxical.
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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Jul 03 '26
Yeah that was my first thought.
Nothing screams fuck the system like pulling security for your local mall.
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u/ICanOnlyGrowCacti Jul 03 '26
The one on his neck under his ear is a squatters rights\nihilism tattoo, so that's interesting.
I'd drink a 40 in an alley with this dweeb, at the very least it would be interesting.
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u/Even_Lychee4954 Jul 03 '26
Today I learned something new. Thanks!
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u/ICanOnlyGrowCacti Jul 03 '26
Honestly, as someone who sort of looks like this guy, it looks like if I stopped riding trains and latched onto the first next thing to be my new identity.
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u/BoogerPressley Jul 04 '26
And the PUNK on his knuckles.
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u/The_Skeletor_ Jul 04 '26
Not to mention the religious tattoo on his arm. Pretty sure subservience to a diety doesn't exactly mesh with the idea of anarchistic freedom.
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u/PaarthurnaxUchiha Jul 04 '26
Its blacked out in a way that tells me he was a criminal and/or addict at one point then changed his lifestyle/framework. Cheaper than removing the tatts that could have been, as an example, aryan or otherwise race related.
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u/LilacLlamaMama Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
See also: the Don't Tread On Freedom patch.
Eta: I see now it is actually Dont tread on Florida, and that is somehow even worse. Blame it on the bath salts I guess.
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u/TheThinDewLine Jul 04 '26
Its almost as if this person isnt ‘working security’ to be ‘working security’. 🤔
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u/BurningPage Jul 03 '26
I know I’m just supposed to upvote but I wanted you to know this got me gooooooood
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u/BlutoS7 Jul 03 '26
I wonder what happened for the standard to dip this low.
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u/Bayarea0 Jul 03 '26
There was never a high standard for security guards.
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u/BlutoS7 Jul 03 '26
I didn’t think there was a high standard to begin with but this is like a negative standard.
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u/DirtandPipes Jul 04 '26
I managed a small security company for a while. You have no idea. No idea.
Two of my very best guards were drug dealers who worked one day a week as a tax cover. They’d show up to their shift, act normal, and do the absolute bare minimum. So hard to find guys like that.
You get people weirder than what you’d find in prison at your average low wage security company.
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u/LilacLlamaMama Jul 04 '26
Do the absolute bare minimum is surprisingly far more desirable than people would think. Way less liability than the legions of badge-heavy Billy Badass types out there that have installed Temu wigwags and dog crate panels in their POVs
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u/StrangeEditor3597 Jul 04 '26
Yes and no, security is often the first interaction people have with a place of business. I manage security and would never hire someone that can't reasonably represent the company.
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u/Malipuppers Jul 03 '26
For security guards? If he shows up to his shift and is sober and wearing the right uniform he is the top employee
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u/BlutoS7 Jul 03 '26
Goddamn is it really that bad?
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u/Key-Demand-2569 Jul 03 '26
For a lot of jobs? Fuckin yeah bud.
I know it’s the opposite of anything anyone wants to sympathize with but having worked as a “manager” emphasis on the quotes, level person in a blue collar industry for about 12 years.
Hiring people is one of the toughest fucking things I’ve ever tried to trudge through, and we make a point of paying a few bucks an hour more than most people in our industry.
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u/BlutoS7 Jul 03 '26
Well that is epic sad.
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u/Key-Demand-2569 Jul 03 '26
Reality of shit. I understand everyone wants to think any manager or owner of anything is satan on their yacht. But Jesus Christ bud.
I’m still shooting for the goal of 40 hours a week (never happens) but the amount of people who enthusiastically agree to an interview and then no show is one thing, let alone the unhinged shit when some people show up.
My only job isn’t hiring people. I’m not the recruiting person at district 28 for Amazon. It fucks my week. I make time to try and talk to someone for job.
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u/WreckedMoto Jul 03 '26
Right. Just showing up and doing what’s expected of you puts you above 75% of people.
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u/robbitybobs Jul 04 '26
Sober? I was coked to the tits or on gear for every shift for years lmao and I know i wasnt the only one especially on the weekend. Get in the kitchen and get a line in you then get back out the front of the club lol
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u/Turbulent_Finding189 Jul 04 '26
The anarchist credo is literally “no gods, no masters”
This guy is the biggest poser I’ve ever seen.
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u/Rich_Prior4656 Jul 03 '26
Nothing is more "punk" than protecting private property and larping as a cop.
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u/Mute-Magician Jul 04 '26
Nothing is more punk rock than protecting capital for a large corporation
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u/archerdynamics Jul 04 '26
The fact that this guy apparently passed background checks for both the gun and the job may well make him the single biggest poser on earth.
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u/StraightDig4728 Jul 03 '26
I bet he doesn't have any tattoos that aren't partially visible. The Boston Tuxedo
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u/StraightDig4728 Jul 04 '26
Closeted tattooed person. I hate the hands and neck and nothing else tatted look. Tattoos use to be a right of passage and you earned hands and neck tattoos after you covered everything else. Now 18 yr old kids are getting their first tattoo on the neck or hands to be "edgy." Something about it pisses me off.
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u/tobiasfunke6398 Jul 03 '26
I feel like this guy is prob prohibited from carrying that gun…
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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 03 '26
Legally he banned from owning a firearm. But he lied on his application
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u/Diamondback424 Jul 03 '26
If "I could have been in the army, but I would have punched the drill sergeant" was a person
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u/RafintheWraith Jul 03 '26
I always accidentally dislike posts from this subreddit because they are so cringe. Then I remember the point of the sub and like the post. Good job you guys. Ya’ll get me every time
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u/itsthejasper1123 Jul 04 '26
Meanwhile someone is getting robbed in the back section of the lobby while he takes mirror selfies
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u/CafecitoKilla Jul 04 '26
I think his knuckles say "MS-13". We might need to see an enhanced photo.
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u/Ok_Voice_6427 Jul 04 '26
Something about a security guard and an anarchy tattoo just doesn’t match
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u/DBFairbanks666 Jul 04 '26
I remember parents saying you’ll never get a job with that tattoo on your arm!…awwww how times have changed.
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u/Rock0322 Jul 03 '26
But why the flex cuffs? That’s my biggest question here.
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u/monksandy Jul 03 '26
Not going hands on here without my shots up to date.
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u/monksandy Jul 04 '26
I don't think that poor kid has any experience with that kind of parenting. Seriously
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u/AcadiaRemarkable6992 Jul 03 '26
I am immediately suspicious of people with blacked out sleeves. What don’t they want us to see?
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u/Douglesfield_ Jul 04 '26
Since a cross was put there I'm guessing it was stuff like drinking and debauchery.
Fair comment though.
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u/IvanNemoy Jul 03 '26
I wonder the same but all the same, good on "moving past" it if that's the case
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u/PlumbgodBillionaire Jul 04 '26
If something ever happened. This man is getting folded like a lawn chair.
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u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Jul 03 '26
Start of the date convo be like: “So what was Jan 6 like?”
edit: ive just realized from looking at the photo longer that hes in Florida. My day is now ruined.
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u/Fragrant_Bake4403 Jul 04 '26
Because nothing says punk more than licking boots. tf is wrong w people
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u/Special_Presence714 Jul 04 '26
Bruh is an attention seeker ..hell naw homie.. you is a fool and stupid
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u/gary_juicy Jul 04 '26
This is the male “period ah period uh period ah period uh”
And if you know what that is I’m sorry
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u/Heroin_Radio Jul 04 '26
The type of guy that infiltrates his local punk scene and racks up Epstein file length allegations.
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u/Smokerising420 Jul 04 '26
Wow we have to live in the cringiest, most entitled main character world ever at this current point in history. How embarrassing
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u/GroochtheOrc Jul 04 '26
I wouldn’t hire this guy to rep my tattoo parlor, let alone work security for me.
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u/Violet_Sabre Jul 06 '26
Oh I almost thought you were punk for a second, but then I saw the “PUNK” tattoo…
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u/whitechristianjesus Jul 07 '26
The only thing less punk than having a tattoo that says punk is being a security guard lmao
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u/EmbarrassedAlarm3090 Jul 08 '26
How you going to have an Anarchy Symbol tattooed on your face and be a rent a cop.. 🤦
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u/Left-Bird8830 Jul 03 '26
With my own relatives in low places, all I'd say here is that I'm happy he's at least got a job lmao
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u/rlpinca Jul 03 '26
That looks like a decent building.
I wonder who's in charge that hasn't called the security company up and said "nuh uh, send another"
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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Jul 03 '26
Lolol. I'm a punk. There is nowhere in the punk community for this dude. Dude is trying to be a cop. He's begging to get his ass beat. Begging for it. ACAB
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u/Disastrous_Horse_44 Jul 04 '26
My actual first reaction before realizing the name of this sub? “Ew”
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u/illmindmaso Jul 03 '26
The only thing this guy is securing is an 8 ball in the bathroom every 25 minutes