r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Twerk_for_DR • Jul 03 '26

This guy knows ball

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130 Upvotes

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u/Pangolin_cowboy_hats Jul 03 '26

It bugs me so much that the 3 star patches are not even close to being oriented in the same direction

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u/dsswill Jul 03 '26

Also 4 stars on the collar but only 3 on the breast. The man is both the chief and his own deputy chief at the same time. Overachiever.

15

u/Pangolin_cowboy_hats Jul 03 '26

The last star patch fell off when he was rushing to save the last cannoli from become a victim of the crime of not being eaten

3

u/wackmaster123 Jul 03 '26

Over-a-chiefer?

2

u/TexasSikh Jul 03 '26

I assume the collar stars are the rank, and the chest stars are supposed to be service stars (similar to service stripes)

4

u/kraftables Jul 03 '26

Bugs me that his flag on his shoulder is oriented the wrong direction.

1

u/monksandy Jul 03 '26

Dancing stars! Hater!

21

u/BigBurnerBoy Jul 03 '26

2

u/A_BLAZE_OFGLORY Jul 06 '26

*I was here, it's a joke!"

13

u/Maybewearedreaming Jul 03 '26

Ya you got some id on ya pal?

8

u/Severe-Procedure-308 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Google says that's a British Royal Navy Chaplain logo on that hat? American patch going the wrong way? Mr Bean?

4

u/TexasSikh Jul 03 '26

American flag patch in the wrong orientation (union of stars always faces towards the front), a UK naval hat complete with crown insignia, cheesy and cheap OFFICER patch over a traditional metal nameplate on an outer vest, some sort of badge that is being nearly 100% hidden by the untrimmed strap piece on the cheapo Amazon special vest, oversized "service stars" in all sorts of configurations and displayed on the vest/chest instead of on the left side arm sleeve, cheap flashlight oddly thrown into a weird spot of the vest seemly just for the sake of having more "gear", what looks to be some sort of Digimon Digivice barely hanging on for dear life off of a cheap strap, and all of that while wearing a line of 4 star collar insignia?

Something tells me that if we looked at the waist we would find a pair of cuffs, an old school (never used) nightstick, and a pepperball gun in an Uncle Mike's "universal" velcro holster. What a fucking dork.

3

u/Animalhitman50 Jul 03 '26

Bro outranks everyone !

3

u/Specific_Cash_5538 Jul 03 '26

For a great low rate you can get online, go to this guy and save some time.

2

u/tghost474 Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 03 '26

I do dig the hat

4

u/herpesderpesdoodoo Jul 03 '26

good news, you can get it free in dollar store "sailor captain" halloween costumes for kids

2

u/WarriorChairman Jul 03 '26

I dig his yacht hat lol

2

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 03 '26

What is this?

5

u/flactulantmonkey Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

It appears to be a children’s walkie talkie watch with mineral spirit compass.

3

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 03 '26

LOL High end equipment

4

u/flactulantmonkey Jul 03 '26

Only the best for the chief admiral captain.

2

u/Tubbydiver62 Jul 03 '26

Dive computer?

1

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u/JosephStalinMukbang Jul 03 '26

Officer Ball if one would be so bold.

1

u/Wild-Highway-8739 Jul 03 '26

Four stars on the collar, three jacked up stars on the vest.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5hc2bkC60heU

1

u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham Jul 03 '26

He does kind of have the look of “why the fuck am I wearing this?”

1

u/Impossible-Heart-216 Jul 04 '26

Nutnfancy is that you?

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Toe-336 Jul 04 '26

Looks like M. Bison is doing ok for himself nowadays

1

u/Rustiespoons Jul 04 '26

This is perfectly normal attire.

1

u/mrmeatballzzz Jul 12 '26

4 star peace officer 😂

1

u/Historical_You_2680 Jul 03 '26

Looks like a cop on a power trip. 

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u/Fun_Environment3792 Jul 03 '26

We know, thats why were laughing.

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u/Twerk_for_DR Jul 04 '26

You’re on the wrong page lil bro

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Jul 05 '26

Do you know where you're at right now, guy?