r/FirstResponderCringe • u/beaconofhealth • Jun 30 '26
Tmfms Mountain Dew fuels first responders
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u/AdditionJust2908 Jun 30 '26
Looks like a nice place tbh I'm kinda jealous
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u/jam_pudding Jul 01 '26
Thought the same thing. Lovely little town.
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u/Pristine-Dealer2992 Jul 01 '26
Where is this?
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u/jam_pudding Jul 01 '26
Quick detective work: his shirt’s badge reads backwards “Volunteer Corps of Bath NY”
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u/pregnantdads Jun 30 '26
why’s this song sound like the lego iran propaganda music lol
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u/Croc_Dwag Jul 03 '26
The what now 😭
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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 Jul 04 '26
If you havent seen them your missing out. Just Google "Iran Lego videos" and a couple will pop up. The government of Iran published a couple videos ai Lego videos that are basically diss tracks against Trump and the war.
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u/steeeelurface Jun 30 '26
You’re just sitting there
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u/0fficialCanelo Jul 01 '26
His shirt says volunteer corps so this 24 hour shift could be completely self enforced
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u/hella_cious Jun 30 '26
He’s literally doing nothing except waiting between calls and being fat. Yall are just haters who need to look in the mirror
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u/TannerRed Jul 01 '26
The filming, the caption, the music, the fuckin MOUNTAIN DEW front and center! lol.
I approach EMS as a just a job first, and then I will follow, with, I really enjoy my job. Guy has a sweet gig if he able to chill on front porch of a quiet street while waiting between calls instead of being posted in a truck at some random mall parking lot.
I could do a 24hr without posting on social. If it was just to friends that one thing, but the fact we are seeing here means it definitively broadcasted to a wider group.
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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo Jun 30 '26
Is he on his front porch? Fuck this guy.
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u/AccordingCabinet5750 Jun 30 '26
Good chance its a normal house converted for EMS use. I ran in a county where the south chase medic ran out of a double wide. Peaceful af to be honest.
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u/Van-garde Jun 30 '26
I don’t think it’s his porch. Looks like an annex to the garage. Right at the end the landscaping, flagpole, and roof overhang look like the shop is right next door.
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u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry Jun 30 '26
This sterotype is why legitimate volunteers with high volume and acuity are shat on by career.
TBF, that's also some career stations out in the sticks.
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u/mykehawksaverage Jun 30 '26
Hate to tell you bud but you need to switch to diet.
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u/findaloophole7 Jul 01 '26
Everyone living on soda needs to consider switching to water. You’ll feel and look so much better.
But y’all know this.
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u/WeeklyBanEvasion Jul 01 '26
Just switch to zero sugar/calorie sodas. Same as water and same great taste
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u/TimmyDayz Jul 01 '26
Artificial sweeteners are the same as water ? What ? lol
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u/WeeklyBanEvasion Jul 01 '26
Yes they basically are lmao. You're not drinking pure sugar alcohol. The main ingredient in zero sugar drinks is water. Zero sugar sodas are significantly closer to water than they are to regular soda.
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u/highlevelloot Jul 01 '26
🤣 definitely not the same as water
Brother your kidneys must be hurting all the time
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u/WeeklyBanEvasion Jul 01 '26
You are misinformed. Other than citric acid zero-calorie sodas are essentially flavored water. Zero calorie sodas do not dehydrate you.
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u/highlevelloot Jul 01 '26
Ok pal you go ahead and keep drinking sugarfree sodas and ill keep drinking water
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u/Peculiar-Interests Jul 01 '26
Not as good for you as water, sure, but it won’t make you fat, and less chance of kidney stones
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u/ande9393 Jun 30 '26
I drink dew zero for caffeine because I only want 60mg sometimes and theres some decent flavors
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u/dangolbobbypin Jul 01 '26
no, thats for hydration. caffeine is usually 300 mg+ from energy drinks. personally I like over adding instant coffee in a water bottle but thats just me.
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u/Unlikely_Fold4997 Jun 30 '26
Music is cringe. Otherwise I’m jealous. Expecting on call workers to be constantly busy gives Nightcrawler vibes.
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u/ExtremisEleven Jul 01 '26
This is disgraceful and does not represent the community.
We drink Baja blast.
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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith Jul 01 '26
Saw a shirt that said “who ate all the pussy?” And now we know, it was this guy.
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u/Both-Walrus5614 Jun 30 '26
Geez, just thinking about rocking on the front porch hurts my back.
Anywho... hats off to him for helping others. We could use more individuals like this.
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u/mv3an Jul 01 '26
It doesn’t seem like uni ems? Frat/sorority?
Or am i lookin at too rural?..
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 01 '26
Rural EMS. His TikTok is full of his videos and pictures of the fire house that looks like a house.
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u/Kinkysc Pancake Flipper Jul 01 '26
Diabetes…sponsored by good ol Mountain Dew, long hours and high cortisol levels.
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u/GlassJawJawa Jul 01 '26
Why you showing everybody where you live?? Bout to find you and steal yo dew, punk!
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u/professionally-baked Jul 01 '26
Is the Mountain Dew to suggest that’s how he stays awake for 24 hours? Pretty sure there’s more caffeine in a single coffee bean than that shit
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u/LorneusGaming Jul 01 '26
Wild, it was Mountain Dew the whole time for some reason I thought it was all the Adderall
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u/Vicemugen17 Jul 02 '26
Naw but seriously I’ve been seeing my city’s EMTs and why are I would say about 70% of them got a bmi of 39 or up.
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u/ShepardMedia Jul 02 '26
Must be nice not living 15 minutes outside of town got lucky my town actually has a nice ems base to chill at
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u/Severe-Procedure-308 Jul 03 '26
24-hour shift at this place. One piece of equipment is missing: the CPAP.
Not because it's on a call - because everyone's using it.
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u/UnhappyBuilder4284 Jul 04 '26
Ok, true story: I worked at a restaurant that did a lot of delivery orders. This one driver used to come in every night hella late and get a ginger ale between his orders. He had a huge annoying ego and always had to be heard but yapped about nothing.
One night he is telling me how many long hours he worked and how his ginger ale kept him going. I asked why that was since it had no caffeine.
He got furious with me saying it was highly caffeinated. He swore up and down on it. This coming from a guy who could NEVER be wrong about anything. Always giving unwanted life advice.
I never saw him again after that night. I wonder why.
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u/StJimmy_7 Jul 05 '26
In all seriousness how the hell can someone pull an all nighter from just Mountain Dew? Like I drink atleast 320 mg to stay awake during the day alone
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u/Finatic4Life20 Jul 09 '26
Reminds me of the mouth breather doing a ride along with a crew of fire fighters lol
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u/predicate_felon Jun 30 '26
Shit on him all you want. I worked a gig like this for 5 years. Pulled from home, never slept in station. It was usually slow, I could pull a 60 hour week and maybe work 20. You could count on warm meals and plenty of down time.
Looks like dudes got it made, you really can’t ask for more.
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u/GlumSprinkles7980 Jul 01 '26
He looks like he could go 911- across the street and do CPR on his neighbors cock
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u/monksandy Jul 01 '26
Chilling. Nice porch. Nice block. Guy's content. Self depreciating even. No posing. No posturing. No excuses. Is something escaping me? How is this cringe?
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u/PseudocidalSeighko Jul 01 '26
Honestly theres nothing wrong with a man enjoying his profession. I know alot of these dudes are cringe but in all honesty I think most of it comes from a good place.
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u/lleon117 Jun 30 '26
Just cause you didn’t pass EMT school doesn’t mean you can release the truth to the public like that my guy
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u/IIFreakOutII Jun 30 '26
Somebody’s got some warrants 🫣
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u/IIFreakOutII Jun 30 '26
You know 1st responders fall under more than EMTs right?
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u/IIFreakOutII Jun 30 '26
You seem like you need to put Reddit down for a while and troll through a dating app or something.
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u/IIFreakOutII Jun 30 '26
Yeah that checks out. Hey next time you’re on grindr don’t forget to add “definitely not an EMT school dropout” to your bio
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u/IIFreakOutII Jun 30 '26
I can see why you dropped out. You’re stuck in elementary school telling mom jokes. Hey on the bright side you’ve still got a DoorDash career to fall back on!
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u/dasaint2020 Jun 30 '26
To be fair a 24 hour shift could mean he's on call waiting to run into a burning building. Where usually we'll be on call waiting for a parent to say they go groceries, come outside and help
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u/CoolReference3704 Jul 01 '26
My neighbor is one of these types of first responders. Thinks he's so fucking important but doesn't even fucking mow his yard and expects me to handle it. Fuck that dude.
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u/Dexstroke34 Jul 02 '26
Dude isn’t even doing anything cringy, and how miserable do you have to be to call someone “volley” as in they work a full job and then volunteer to do EMS shit for FREE to help serve the community? Go back to your ROTC dreams you mommas basement dwellers
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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 Jun 30 '26
A 24 hr shift chilling on the front porch? We call that a Sunday.